I am right and there's no possible way I could be wrong. How dare others become snippy and insulting with me for brilliantly and utterly defending my rightness with scrupulous precision! Come! Worship before my indignity and untinctured rectity!
Yeah! Me too!
Silly idjits
I am not here for your abusement and mockiary, but thank you for the attention all the same.
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I am not here for your abusement and mockiary, but thank you for the attention all the same.
Remind me never to discuss politics.
"Well, I think..."BZZZZZT!
"That's what you get, Shiny. Don't make me up the voltage."
"I was just going to say how..."BZZZZZZZZ!"
"WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI!"
BZZZZZZZT!"AAAAAAAAHHH!"BZZZZZZT!
"WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI!"
It's down here somewhere... let me just take another look.
I'm better than all of you! The sooner you admit that, the happier I'll be.
4E!
It's not that I'm so right, it's that you b!tches are just so wrong. So it isn't about my especial greatness, so much as your utter dullness and simplicity.
Please refrain from personal reproduction, and stop assuming the world chorus needs yet another daft voice. It doesn't. Our idiot quota was reached some time back in the 1300's. We're good.
"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Please refrain from personal reproduction,
Ok, I will cease personal reproduction.
Ok, I will cease personal reproduction.
Please refrain from personal reproduction,
Oh no... you must go forth and multiply. Says so right here on the work order. And no leaving D&D because some people yap a bunch o' junk, you. It's just not allowed. :)
You daft fools are not in the least correct! I am!
This thread is the last straw! I'm going to go to another forum devoted to praising my genius where I will not have to put up with crap like this!
You will rue the day!
Rue it!!!
Aww. I pet you, sweet pony. :)
I AM WRITE!
YOU ARE WRONG!
Disagree with Me, Kruelaid?!?
"God will give (you) blood to drink." ** spoiler omitted **Look ye mighty on my works and despair!
-W. E. Ray
Who? What? When? American lit? Why, I'm a lit American.
Not only are you all wrong, but I am leaving this messageboard (don't you try and stop me now) and I am creating a board where only people who both hate what I hate and acknowledge me as the uber-king of board hatred will be allowed. Then we will see just how interesting your boards are then without me to hate all over them!
Oh and at my NEW board I will ONLY print in CAPITOL LETTARS AND I WILL REFUZE TO EDET MY SPEECH JUST TO MAKE MYSALF UNDERSTANDIBAL BECAUZ YEW LOZERS DONT DISERVE IT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(P.S: multiple exclamation points mean I really hate you. You should feel honored)
Patrick, your sickening exhuberence is only outmatched by your unknowing inspidity. Can't you feel the razor sharpness of my undeniable points as they all easily pierce your rhetorical armor like heated butterknives through butter sculpted swans?
Fall to your knees, boy!
I mean... I suppose could be wrong, I guess...
As I am the MegaPope™, it is impossible for me to be wrong, ergo, if you disagree with me you are. Sorry, but when Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook made me MegaPope™ it came with a big side order of infallability. Don't make me summon my Holy Inquisitiors and go all medieval on your heiny.
As I am the MegaPope, it is impossible for me to be wrong, ergo, if you disagree with me you are. Sorry, but when Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook made me MegaPope it came with a big side order of infallability. Don't make me summon my Holy Inquisitiors and go all medieval on your heiny.
Hey, Megapope lives in Cape Cod! Whereabouts, your holiness? (full of holes because of all those sharp points that Swiss Cheesed him, that is)
I live on the Sacred planet of New Vatican. I believe you are talking to the monkey, he lives in a little burg called Sandwich (ironic since many of his family have been deep fried in my Church N' Munch franchises during our wildly successful 'Monkey Business Burger™' promotion)
Retro me Sathanas!
Sprinkles Diet Lemon-Lime Holy Water™ on the imp.
I live on the Sacred planet of New Vatican. I believe you are talking to the monkey, he lives in a little burg called Sandwich (ironic since many of his family have been deep fried in my Church N' Munch franchises during our wildly successful 'Monkey Business Burger' promotion)
I always go out to Chatham to visit the grandparents.
Ah yes, Chatham, the elbow of Cape Cod. As one resident once put it:
"A picturesque little drinking village with a fishing problem."
Ah yes, Chatham, the elbow of Cape Cod. As one resident once put it:
"A picturesque little drinking village with a fishing problem."
<G> That's quite good.
Yeah a friend of mine told me that one, she used to waitress at the Chatham Squire. Put herself through college (and a lot of benders) on the tips outta that place.
Yeah a friend of mine told me that one, she used to waitress at the Chatham Squire. Put herself through college (and a lot of benders) on the tips outta that place.
Wow. I used to sit in The Squire as a child, when I lived in Chatham. My mother was friends with a lady who bartended there a short while... I believe her name was Kathy Eldridge, and her daughter was my first girlfriend (that was age six and I'd have had three by the time I turned seven--smooth operator). My grandmother recently handed over pictures of us holding balloons and laughing. What a blast from the past.
Heh. Funny how small the world is. My friend wasn't named Eldridge, but that name is one of the Cape Cod Originals. I think the first Eldridge (or Eldredge as an alt spelling) settled here in the 1600's. Eldridge, Nickerson, Bodfish, Hallet and Percival were all good old-fashioned Cape Codder names. Problem is these days their descendants mostly live in Georgia now .... SIGH. Chatham has at least managed to keep its small fishing village charm (if not the fishermen). Sandwich is a burb of Boston these days.. exurb, but a burb.
Heh. Funny how small the world is. My friend wasn't named Eldridge, but that name is one of the Cape Cod Originals. I think the first Eldridge (or Eldredge as an alt spelling) settled here in the 1600's. Eldridge, Nickerson, Bodfish, Hallet and Percival were all good old-fashioned Cape Codder names. Problem is these days their descendants mostly live in Georgia now .... SIGH. Chatham has at least managed to keep its small fishing village charm (if not the fishermen). Sandwich is a burb of Boston these days.. exurb, but a burb.
Eldredge is a really common name there. I knew so many Eldredges. In Blazing Saddles they had a small town where everyone had the same name too, I think.
Chatham was once a fisherman's village. Those days are long gone. I should be inheriting a house there, though the there's a good chance my grandparents will survive me... they're in their nineties and still sharp as tacks. Heart attacks, cancer? Hah. They just laughed them off thirty years ago.
You're not related to Paul Curtain, who used to live in Ayer Massachuesetts, are ya? I know that's a nigh impossible longshot, but hey, we're already talking about knowing bartenders from the same small restaurant.
Look ye mighty on my works and despair!
I taught that one last month. The American one I didn't get.
Thank you everyone for evidencing my superiority with your witless prattle.
Thank you everyone for evidencing my superiority with your witless prattle.
Can you believe these guys?
They just don't understand what we bring to the table. The little table, where they eat.
I am simply godlike in my majesty and brilliance. If you start to worship me now, I might just let you continue your misbegotten lives.
Yeah the Eldridges has multiplied over fruited plain in the past 350 years for sure. I've known several myself. Chatham is a beautiful town, I worked in it several times after my stint in the Army back when I was installing fences. You are very lucky to be inheriting a spot there, I think the median house price is approaching seven figures, even with the housing slump. Course, grandparents are better than property, I have an 81-year-old Canadian one that is still puttering nicely along m'self.
As for Paul Curtin, I am probably related, but much like the Eldridges, the Curtins debarked from their ship onto the shores of the New World with a mandate to multiply as fast as their Irish Catholic equipment could manage. Therefore Massachusetts is stocked with them. I am related to several Paul Curtins, and I have met a few I am not, so it is a dice roll. My cousins if you count out two-three generations could stock a small town.
Thank you everyone for evidencing my superiority with your witless prattle.
It's comments like this that make me feel Paizo should hire a censor solely to monitor obnoxious Canadian expats who criticize their betters. After all, how can we continue our debate on how gifted I am and how lame you are with silly Vancoverians ... uhhh Vancouverites ...uhhh ....Canadians interrupting?
THAT'S IT! OFF TO MAKE MY OWN 'MONKEY IS 1337' BOARD! DON'T YOU STOP ME! THIS IS MY LAST POST PEOPLE! YOU WON'T HAVE MONKEY TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE!
Blooooorrrrrph!
4E!
What he said!
Everyone is forgetting the fact that I am the smart one. They are merely idiots to give me amusement.
This thread is disgraceful! Just look at yourselves! Everyone, please follow MY example of propriety and sensibility and save yourself the embarrassment of such unseemly displays!
This thread is disgraceful! Just look at yourselves! Everyone, please follow MY example of propriety and sensibility and save yourself the embarrassment of such unseemly displays!
Propriety and sensibility? Trey, is that... is that mayonnaisse on your chin?
Aw, Jeez! Wipe your face off!
You look like a male hooker for chrissakes!