The Jade |
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But what is an Atomic Array?
Is it a grid of nucular [sic] reactors?
Absolutely not. Is that some kind of science talkity talk? Pishaw. Atomic Array is an array of roleplay games that will Blow! Your! Mind!
(looking at the next email down)
Ah! By the pricking of my thumb Taig is sending something fun!
Pie Golem |
taig wrote:But what is an Atomic Array?
Is it a grid of nucular [sic] reactors?
Absolutely not. Is that some kind of science talkity talk? Pishaw. Atomic Array is an array of roleplay games that will Blow! Your! Mind!
(looking at the next email down)
Ah! By the pricking of my thumb Taig is sending something fun!
PIEshaw...good!
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:Knucklar reactors... nice. Great line for a guy puffing out his chest in a movie. "You don't want to be in the blast zone of my knuckular reactor when it goes off, boy!"Sounds like a bad guy line from a movie like Walking Tall or Road House
Absolutely. But don't you worry, Jo Don or Patrick will contain that meltdown right quick.
Mairkurion {tm} |
Taig: The Paizo/Pathfinder vote was split three ways. I tried listening to the ENnie gold winner. I can't figure out what made people think the Yog Radio podcast is so great, although, to be fair, they do several different shows, and maybe I haven't found the one that is supposedly gold. The site is rather confusing. (Possibly another reason they didn't deserve to win?) Sour grapes, anyone?
Celestial Healer |
The Jade wrote:Pâté-based jokes are yet to reach the zenith of their popularity... but when they do, I'll have been their vanguard.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I thought faux blasé was made with goose liver, not wolf bile?That's sounds pâténtly ridiculous.
They make some folks constipâtéd.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:They make some folks constipâtéd.The Jade wrote:Pâté-based jokes are yet to reach the zenith of their popularity... but when they do, I'll have been their vanguard.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I thought faux blasé was made with goose liver, not wolf bile?That's sounds pâténtly ridiculous.
THAT'S the spirit!
Quite the pâté on your shoulders, sir!
taig RPG Superstar 2012 |
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With Ed returning from his tour, Atomic Array has two new RPG books queued up and interviews are coming soon.
In other news, honey badger defeated Cthulhu today and didn't really care that he did. Just hongry was all.
Cool! Looking forward to it!
And, really, I thought it was one of those cuttlefish. Had I known...
Mairkurion {tm} |
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I'm just going to leave THIS here. Somebody left an excellent comment at the bottom.
Crimson Jester |
I'm just going to leave THIS here. Somebody left an excellent comment at the bottom.
LMAO
The Jade |
And like a barely-produced horror movie sequel that didn't really need to be made... we're back!
Episode 57 of Atomic Array takes a look at Horror Show, Bedrock Games's frightening new addition to the Network System. We have Brendan Davis on to talk about the world of cinematic terror, Horror Show as a one-shot horror adventure system, villains, monsters and more.
Bedrock Games: Link
Ed’s Pick: Audition
Rone’s Rant: “Out Of My Element (Part 1)”
Also Mentioned:
Gamerati Tour 2011: Link
Also, tune in to find out which worthy souls won copies of my Pathfinder compatible adventure with Lou Agresta, Citadel of Pain.
The amazing Mythopoeic Rambling blog spoke of our podcastinating return!
Crimson Jester |
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:Manifest Destiny!! Time to conquer the interwebz and then...the world!!!!!!!!!We dun made it to the big time! >:)
Might I offer you the job of Atomic Array's Minister of Conquerizing? Competitive pay, health insurance, and one month paid vacation each year. That plus diplomatic immunity whenever you kick people in the ribs.
Crimson Jester |
Crimson Jester wrote:Might I offer you the job of Atomic Array's Minister of Conquerizing? Competitive pay, health insurance, and one month paid vacation each year. That plus diplomatic immunity whenever you kick people in the ribs.The Jade wrote:Manifest Destiny!! Time to conquer the interwebz and then...the world!!!!!!!!!We dun made it to the big time! >:)
Can I get steel toed boots??
Mike Welham Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 |
The Jade |
It's great to see you guys return!
One thing, though: it's "apocalypses", not "apocali".
Idiot! Gosh!
Nice!
I'm surprised that mean show page feller didn't go after something like that rather than what he chose. Seems like new language for humor's sake would have gone over his head as well.
Well, joke's on him, I'm going to double the cost of his podcast subscription.
JARROD: "THAT IS SO MEAN!"
Rone: "But... Jarrod... we charge nothing."
JARROD: "AND YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME PAY NOW?"
Rone: "Two times zero is zero, boychick."
JARROD: "I DON'T USE THE METRIC SYSTEM IDIOT!"
Rone: "What?"
JARROD: "URBAN DICTIONARY CITING TO PROVE FACTS FTW!"
Rone: "What?"
The Jade |
I thought that they were speaking to the "Apocalypse California"
??
On a dark desert highway, shock wave in my hair
Warm smell of destruction, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a eye-blinding light
A mushroom cloud, this was looking grim
Wish I hadn't missed my flight
(jump to)
Welcome to the Apocalypse California
Such a toasty place
Have you seen my face?
Plenty of ash at the Apocalypse California
Pound your final beer, s'like the moon out here
The Jade |
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So...where's the Atomic Array Thanksgiving Special? Late release? Makes my turkey day seem kind of...hollow.
;-p
It would have been grand, we had Well Aren't We All Just Such Great Friends?, a pilgrims versus native americans RPG scheduled, but the game designer choked on an extremely dry falafel and is in surgery. The game takes place around that first feast in 1621 but brings in a Machievellian Houses of the Blooded type court intrigue. Poisoned turkey, backstabbing with corn cobs... alliances made in secret by burying rolled parchment notes in stuffing and cranberry sauce. this game has it all.
Expansion sets deal with the Spanish Thanksgiving and the Canadian Thanksgiving, both said to predate 1621.
While none of the above is true, imagining it may fill the empty lake bed that is the Atomic Arrayless holiday reveler.
And have a Happy Thanksgiving. :)
drunken_nomad |
Crimson Jester wrote:I thought that they were speaking to the "Apocalypse California"
??
On a dark desert highway, shock wave in my hair
Warm smell of destruction, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a eye-blinding light
A mushroom cloud, this was looking grim
Wish I hadn't missed my flight(jump to)
Welcome to the Apocalypse California
Such a toasty place
Have you seen my face?
Plenty of ash at the Apocalypse California
Pound your final beer, s'like the moon out here
insert Joe Walsh guitar riff...
♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪...and hey, happy Thanksgiving to you as well!
Still wish Comedy Central would play MST3K Turkey Day Marathon again.
Mairkurion {tm} |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:So...where's the Atomic Array Thanksgiving Special? Late release? Makes my turkey day seem kind of...hollow.
;-p
It would have been grand, we had Well Aren't We All Just Such Great Friends?, a pilgrims versus native americans RPG scheduled, but the game designer choked on an extremely dry falafel and is in surgery. The game takes place around that first feast in 1621 but brings in a Machievellian Houses of the Blooded type court intrigue. Poisoned turkey, backstabbing with corn cobs... alliances made in secret by burying rolled parchment notes in stuffing and cranberry sauce. this game has it all.
Expansion sets deal with the Spanish Thanksgiving and the Canadian Thanksgiving, both said to predate 1621.
While none of the above is true, imagining it may fill the empty lake bed that is the Atomic Arrayless holiday reveler.
And have a Happy Thanksgiving. :)
To you too, Rone! I knew you would come through for me. :D