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taig wrote:

But what is an Atomic Array?

Is it a grid of nucular [sic] reactors?

Absolutely not. Is that some kind of science talkity talk? Pishaw. Atomic Array is an array of roleplay games that will Blow! Your! Mind!

(looking at the next email down)

Ah! By the pricking of my thumb Taig is sending something fun!


Hulkurion keep his knucklar reactors by his side at all times.


Knucklar reactors... nice. Great line for a guy puffing out his chest in a movie. "You don't want to be in the blast zone of my knuckular reactor when it goes off, boy!"

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The Jade wrote:
Knucklar reactors... nice. Great line for a guy puffing out his chest in a movie. "You don't want to be in the blast zone of my knuckular reactor when it goes off, boy!"

Sounds like a bad guy line from a movie like Walking Tall or Road House


The Jade wrote:
taig wrote:

But what is an Atomic Array?

Is it a grid of nucular [sic] reactors?

Absolutely not. Is that some kind of science talkity talk? Pishaw. Atomic Array is an array of roleplay games that will Blow! Your! Mind!

(looking at the next email down)

Ah! By the pricking of my thumb Taig is sending something fun!

PIEshaw...good!


Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Knucklar reactors... nice. Great line for a guy puffing out his chest in a movie. "You don't want to be in the blast zone of my knuckular reactor when it goes off, boy!"
Sounds like a bad guy line from a movie like Walking Tall or Road House

Absolutely. But don't you worry, Jo Don or Patrick will contain that meltdown right quick.

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This thread should not be in the Archives.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Robbed, I tell ya!


Taig: The Paizo/Pathfinder vote was split three ways. I tried listening to the ENnie gold winner. I can't figure out what made people think the Yog Radio podcast is so great, although, to be fair, they do several different shows, and maybe I haven't found the one that is supposedly gold. The site is rather confusing. (Possibly another reason they didn't deserve to win?) Sour grapes, anyone?


I will check this out one day.


Crimson Jester wrote:
This thread should not be in the Archives.

Me dunno what governs such things. I will make blood offerings to the Great Teter for a sign.


taig wrote:

Robbed, I tell ya!

Thanks, taig. It was an honor to be nominated, blah blah blah WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (faux blasé to genuine sobbing in five seconds flat! A new course record!)


I thought faux blasé was made with goose liver, not wolf bile?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I thought faux blasé was made with goose liver, not wolf bile?

That's sounds pâténtly ridiculous.


The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I thought faux blasé was made with goose liver, not wolf bile?
That's sounds pâténtly ridiculous.

Pâté-based jokes are yet to reach the zenith of their popularity... but when they do, I'll have been their vanguard.

Silver Crusade

The Jade wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I thought faux blasé was made with goose liver, not wolf bile?
That's sounds pâténtly ridiculous.
Pâté-based jokes are yet to reach the zenith of their popularity... but when they do, I'll have been their vanguard.

They make some folks constipâtéd.


Celestial Healer wrote:
The Jade wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I thought faux blasé was made with goose liver, not wolf bile?
That's sounds pâténtly ridiculous.
Pâté-based jokes are yet to reach the zenith of their popularity... but when they do, I'll have been their vanguard.
They make some folks constipâtéd.

THAT'S the spirit!

Quite the pâté on your shoulders, sir!

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Mâybé I am wéird but I just don't gét it.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Mâybé I am wéird but I just don't gét it.

Getting it would help with this?

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Mâybé I am wéird but I just don't gét it.
Getting it would help with this?

I'm not suré.


I understand. Sometimes you just want to be able to participâté.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I understand. Sometimes you just want to be able to participâté.

participâtion, yés I think thât is it.


It all started with a goose liver. And while not my favorite organ for organ humor, puns were gained, lives were lost. All in all, a good day.


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With Ed returning from his tour, Atomic Array has two new RPG books queued up and interviews are coming soon.

In other news, honey badger defeated Cthulhu today and didn't really care that he did. Just hongry was all.

RPG Superstar 2012

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The Jade wrote:

With Ed returning from his tour, Atomic Array has two new RPG books queued up and interviews are coming soon.

In other news, honey badger defeated Cthulhu today and didn't really care that he did. Just hongry was all.

Cool! Looking forward to it!

And, really, I thought it was one of those cuttlefish. Had I known...


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I'm just going to leave THIS here. Somebody left an excellent comment at the bottom.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I'm just going to leave THIS here. Somebody left an excellent comment at the bottom.

LMAO


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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I'm just going to leave THIS here. Somebody left an excellent comment at the bottom.

TtO for president, sez me.


And like a barely-produced horror movie sequel that didn't really need to be made... we're back!

Episode 57 of Atomic Array takes a look at Horror Show, Bedrock Games's frightening new addition to the Network System. We have Brendan Davis on to talk about the world of cinematic terror, Horror Show as a one-shot horror adventure system, villains, monsters and more.

Bedrock Games: Link

Ed’s Pick: Audition

Rone’s Rant: “Out Of My Element (Part 1)”

Also Mentioned:
Gamerati Tour 2011: Link

Also, tune in to find out which worthy souls won copies of my Pathfinder compatible adventure with Lou Agresta, Citadel of Pain.

The amazing Mythopoeic Rambling blog spoke of our podcastinating return!


Our first troll attack!

We dun made it to the big time! >:)

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The Jade wrote:

Our first troll attack!

We dun made it to the big time! >:)

Manifest Destiny!! Time to conquer the interwebz and then...the world!!!!!!!!!


Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:

Our first troll attack!

We dun made it to the big time! >:)

Manifest Destiny!! Time to conquer the interwebz and then...the world!!!!!!!!!

Might I offer you the job of Atomic Array's Minister of Conquerizing? Competitive pay, health insurance, and one month paid vacation each year. That plus diplomatic immunity whenever you kick people in the ribs.

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The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:

Our first troll attack!

We dun made it to the big time! >:)

Manifest Destiny!! Time to conquer the interwebz and then...the world!!!!!!!!!
Might I offer you the job of Atomic Array's Minister of Conquerizing? Competitive pay, health insurance, and one month paid vacation each year. That plus diplomatic immunity whenever you kick people in the ribs.

Can I get steel toed boots??


Crimson Jester wrote:


Can I get steel toed boots??

Metal of your choice, so long as it guarantees an audible crack.

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The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:


Can I get steel toed boots??
Metal of your choice, so long as it guarantees an audible crack.

Titanium it is!


They're back! Aroooo!


Kajehase wrote:
They're back! Aroooo!

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Aw, man... you know I can't resist joining in on a wolf howl.


The Jade wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
They're back! Aroooo!

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Aw, man... you know I can't resist joining in on a wolf howl.

As long as it ain't a wolf whistle. ;)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

It's great to see you guys return!

One thing, though: it's "apocalypses", not "apocali".

Idiot! Gosh!

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taig wrote:

It's great to see you guys return!

One thing, though: it's "apocalypses", not "apocali".

Idiot! Gosh!

Are you sure?

I thought that they were speaking to the "Apocalypse California"


taig wrote:

It's great to see you guys return!

One thing, though: it's "apocalypses", not "apocali".

Idiot! Gosh!

Nice!

I'm surprised that mean show page feller didn't go after something like that rather than what he chose. Seems like new language for humor's sake would have gone over his head as well.

Well, joke's on him, I'm going to double the cost of his podcast subscription.

JARROD: "THAT IS SO MEAN!"

Rone: "But... Jarrod... we charge nothing."

JARROD: "AND YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME PAY NOW?"

Rone: "Two times zero is zero, boychick."

JARROD: "I DON'T USE THE METRIC SYSTEM IDIOT!"

Rone: "What?"

JARROD: "URBAN DICTIONARY CITING TO PROVE FACTS FTW!"

Rone: "What?"


So...where's the Atomic Array Thanksgiving Special? Late release? Makes my turkey day seem kind of...hollow.

;-p


Crimson Jester wrote:

I thought that they were speaking to the "Apocalypse California"

??

On a dark desert highway, shock wave in my hair
Warm smell of destruction, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a eye-blinding light
A mushroom cloud, this was looking grim
Wish I hadn't missed my flight

(jump to)

Welcome to the Apocalypse California
Such a toasty place
Have you seen my face?
Plenty of ash at the Apocalypse California
Pound your final beer, s'like the moon out here


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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

So...where's the Atomic Array Thanksgiving Special? Late release? Makes my turkey day seem kind of...hollow.

;-p

It would have been grand, we had Well Aren't We All Just Such Great Friends?, a pilgrims versus native americans RPG scheduled, but the game designer choked on an extremely dry falafel and is in surgery. The game takes place around that first feast in 1621 but brings in a Machievellian Houses of the Blooded type court intrigue. Poisoned turkey, backstabbing with corn cobs... alliances made in secret by burying rolled parchment notes in stuffing and cranberry sauce. this game has it all.

Expansion sets deal with the Spanish Thanksgiving and the Canadian Thanksgiving, both said to predate 1621.

While none of the above is true, imagining it may fill the empty lake bed that is the Atomic Arrayless holiday reveler.

And have a Happy Thanksgiving. :)


The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

I thought that they were speaking to the "Apocalypse California"

??

On a dark desert highway, shock wave in my hair
Warm smell of destruction, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a eye-blinding light
A mushroom cloud, this was looking grim
Wish I hadn't missed my flight

(jump to)

Welcome to the Apocalypse California
Such a toasty place
Have you seen my face?
Plenty of ash at the Apocalypse California
Pound your final beer, s'like the moon out here

insert Joe Walsh guitar riff...

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...and hey, happy Thanksgiving to you as well!

Still wish Comedy Central would play MST3K Turkey Day Marathon again.


drunken_nomad wrote:

insert Joe Walsh guitar riff...
♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪

...and hey, happy Thanksgiving to you as well!

Still wish Comedy Central would play MST3K Turkey Day Marathon again.

I am thankful for you and your musical note symbols, Nomad. I want to find excuses to C&P them.


I give full credit to the Crimson Jester...I lifted the notes from him.

Im off to my sisters house for turkey and things...hopefully a whole pumpkin pie just for me! :)

Be well, Jade, and all you Paizo-ites!

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♫♫♪♫ Great I am getting blamed for multiple things in multiple threads now. ♪♫♫♫


The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

So...where's the Atomic Array Thanksgiving Special? Late release? Makes my turkey day seem kind of...hollow.

;-p

It would have been grand, we had Well Aren't We All Just Such Great Friends?, a pilgrims versus native americans RPG scheduled, but the game designer choked on an extremely dry falafel and is in surgery. The game takes place around that first feast in 1621 but brings in a Machievellian Houses of the Blooded type court intrigue. Poisoned turkey, backstabbing with corn cobs... alliances made in secret by burying rolled parchment notes in stuffing and cranberry sauce. this game has it all.

Expansion sets deal with the Spanish Thanksgiving and the Canadian Thanksgiving, both said to predate 1621.

While none of the above is true, imagining it may fill the empty lake bed that is the Atomic Arrayless holiday reveler.

And have a Happy Thanksgiving. :)

To you too, Rone! I knew you would come through for me. :D

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