And now for something completely different - privies and baths

[MisterSlanky]

One of the best monsters in any adventure so far was easily the Turd Golem (at least that's what we called it) from the Necromancer Games module (RA1 think?).

Invulnerability to weapons? Check.
Spell Resistance 30? Check.
Regeneration? Check.

Characters that don't know what to do beyond run in fear from the advancing wall of living crap? Priceless.

[waltero]

DM Jeff wrote:

Maybe it's like Star Trek. By the 23rd Century humans no longer exude waste, right?

-DM Jeff

It's gross, but I always thought that the waste was recycled via the food replicator. You know, it just jumbles around the nitrogen, carbs, etc. and ta da! A new cheeseburger! or Earl Grey, hot!

Ultradan's otyguhs are the D&D equivalent.

[Jacob Burgess]

MisterSlanky wrote:

... advancing wall of living crap?

I had to laugh real quiet like at this one so as not to disturb the rest of the office. This hurt my insides. :)