| Full Name |
Jacob Burgess "The Hobbit", "He Who Waits" |
| Race |
Goblin / Drow / Hobbit Hybrid, I have a complicated family |
| Gender |
Glorious |
| Size |
Average height in Japan |
| Age |
Older than my teeth and younger than my tongue |
| Special Abilities |
Drink Coffee at will, Charm at will, Gibber to Self at will |
| Alignment |
Lawful Awesome |
| Deity |
Fluffina Spatulana, The Goddess of Flapjacks |
| Location |
Your head |
| Languages |
Japanese, The Secret Language of Your Heart, Common |
| Occupation |
Special Project Manager |
| Strength |
12 |
| Dexterity |
17 |
| Constitution |
9 |
| Intelligence |
13 |
| Wisdom |
16 |
| Charisma |
20 |
