I believe that at the moment Mcarter is sharpening his shuriken, preparing to kill all who say that. You may want to run away now.Why ninjas? I thought pirates were better than them?
;)Oh you'd better believe it, KC.
Watch your back, Jack. You're on the list now.
And I don't mean the cookie list.
;)
Shh, I'm setting a 'ninja' trap.
*Dangles Captain Razor over pit trap*
I'm casting Summon Deadline, that will protect me from McArtor.OH!
DAMMIT!
Stymied again.
*Gasps*
You...dare...to prevent...my...'kill da wabbit'...prepare...to be...punished.
I'm casting Summon Deadline, that will protect me from McArtor.OH!
DAMMIT!
Stymied again.
Woo hoo! it worked!
Now to steal a cookie...
You is regret that when ninja-lover comes back.
I'm casting Summon Deadline, that will protect me from McArtor.OH!
DAMMIT!
Stymied again.
FIREBALL!!!
You is regret that when ninja-lover comes back.He'll forget who did what by then and I'll just blame it on you or maybe Heath.
I vote for Heathy.
Hey Jacob never mind the ambiguous rat/lizard/dog/weresmurf with the sword. We all do.
Hey, how did you avoid the curse?
Weresmurf.
Weresmurf.
I am...so...happy...
Wheresmurf?
Theresmurf.
DEATH TO weresmurfs!!!
Monfreresmurf!
So would you get a weresmurf if Heathy was bitten by a s^^rf?
The worst part of this curse is that it only affects kobolds. Thus, pirates are immune.
That's because pirates are better than Kobolds too.
Nah, it's because pirates made a dark pact with the s^^rfs.
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If you think for one moment that I AM JEALOUS OF A LITTLE CANNIBALISTIC BUG, then you're even more insane than I thought.
Don't worry, D-man, he's just jealous of us mantid-stock. I mean, hell, kobolds are so low they are the jealous of oozes and flumphs, too.
And...
Hi Jacob! Wonderful to have you about! Enjoy the warm shoals of Heathy's insanity. Oh, and watch out for Kobold Cleaver... he's a submissive tinkler.
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*begins to bathe as his the anti-grav lifts of his hyperbolic floating bathtub thrum quietly*
*begins to scrub underarms with a brush as large brass tub and passenger gently drift by, dropping small globlets of bubbles onto the shore of sanity. Where bubble fall, potato trees spring up, all gears and deliciousness. "Derringer" is written on the side of this solid brass, bathing device.*
*harumphs quietly to himself, seeming pleased*
*is fully dressed*
Nutjobs.
Does that mean we're all trapped in his parenthetical statement until he closes it? Because I have someplace I have to be today. I don't have time to be somebody's aside.
Nutjobs.Yup.
They're called 'Paizonians'.
Is this the real Jacob?.
How did you discover his secret!? I'd run if I were you. That bathtub can rev up to 15 MPH over the course of 30 minutes.
I'll throw some grapes, that'll distract him long enough for me to make my getaway!
Run, Jack, run!!!
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I am a man, Good Sir! A man... Made of Valor, Honor, and... Meat and... *harumphs* Pancakes... filled with apples... delightful... with... butter... and... *mutterings fade as sleep sets in*
...valor... *holds up a finger of weak exclamation, which drops almost immediately*
*harumphs, oh so dreamily, oh so happily*
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*harumphs, oh so dreamily, oh so happily*
It's going to be terribly disappointing if I ever meet you and you don't look like your avatar. I can get over folks not being kobolds, dragons, frost giants, wolves and whatnot, but daft proper gentlemen still exist somewhere. Ah've seen's 'em. Rilly!
*harumphs, oh so dreamily, oh so happily*It's going to be terribly disappointing if I ever meet you and you don't look like your avatar. I can get over folks not being kobolds, dragons, frost giants, wolves and whatnot, but daft proper gentlemen still exist somewhere. Ah've seen's 'em. Rilly!
I dunno about daft gents', but I've sure enough seen some daft 'mantises. There's one o'er there.
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I dunno about daft gents', but I've sure enough seen some daft 'mantises. There's one o'er there.
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