Grr! For that, my master the Kraken God says you must die!
He isn't really my master. But I need backup against the snorks. Eventually I'll become more mighty than he and kill him.
Did you say something my minion? O nevermind. Now, lead this warparty of snorks to victory!
You have....a warparty....of snorks.
Is their no beginning to your depravity?
nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk...
Did you say something my minion? O nevermind. Now, lead this warparty of snorks to victory!Grr! For that, my master the Kraken God says you must die!
He isn't really my master. But I need backup against the snorks. Eventually I'll become more mighty than he and kill him.
You know what? I change my mind. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY JABBERJAW!!!
If that easily won defection doesn't wildly stagger the poll in ole Daj' favor, I don't know what will.
A tentnical in every pot! Now, when do I kiss th' babbys?!?!?
woobwoobwoob!!!
A tentnical in every pot! Now, when do I kiss th' babbys?!?!?
woobwoobwoob!!!
First, though, before I cast my vote: What is your opinion of those despicable creatures, the allies of smrfs, known as 'snorks'?
Interesting bait?
Interesting bait?
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SHARK GOD!!!!
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I decided to be a spammeister and re-post here:
Why isn't Cap'n Razor getting his fair share of votes?What's The Squid got? 10 arms? Cap'n Razor has 1000 arms! All Armed!
What's The Shark got? Hunger? Cap'n Razor has the hunger of a fleet of dead men, denied their rightful plunder!
The terror of his fleet...
His Keen Ghostly Blade...
The otherworldly *squawk* of his spectral parrot...You can't get away in the dark of the night,
As his fleet comes ashore with his undead crew,
There's a gleam in his eye o'er his Death's-Head grin,
As he binds up your sword and runs his main-gauche through..
YehHis crew all swore they would serve past the grave,
When it 'peared that they all would the gallows face,
The thump that you hear in the dead of the night,
Is the nearing peg-leg of Jacob Raz..
orThe preceding may not be based on the actual unpublished Capatain Jacob Razor
Brought to you by the Committee to elect Captain Razor"My name is Jacob Razor, and I plunder this message."
Definitely the best written stump speech thus far. It's just so hard to overtake a 60-85 foot long candidate in the polls.
He's got an eye on the competition, and more than A ghost of a chance. His opponents may have a lead, but Jacob's more fleet. And his parrot is the real Macaw.
STOP IT!!! ENOUGH PUNS!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
Does that mean that we can count on your vote for Jacob Razor?He's got an eye on the competition, and more than A ghost of a chance. His opponents may have a lead, but Jacob's more fleet. And his parrot is the real Macaw.STOP IT!!! ENOUGH PUNS!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
Does he like snorks?
Jacob Razor has a Snork Village in an aquarium in his galley. He makes them sing little Christmas Carols.
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Does he like snorks?Does that mean that we can count on your vote for Jacob Razor?He's got an eye on the competition, and more than A ghost of a chance. His opponents may have a lead, but Jacob's more fleet. And his parrot is the real Macaw.STOP IT!!! ENOUGH PUNS!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
Jacob Razor only likes dead Snorks!
Well....
Maybe the occasional undead Snork.
Definitely the best written stump speech thus far. It's just so hard to overtake a 60-85 foot long candidate in the polls.Jacob Razor is a pirate. He knows all about stumps. And how to hook an audience.
Ooo... that's baaaad in a good way.
Jacob Razor has a Snork Village in an aquarium in his galley. He makes them sing little Christmas Carols.Lies!
Blasphemy!Those are sea chanties!
He teaches them little Cirque de Soleil numbers.
Jacob Razor has a Snork Village in an aquarium in his galley. He makes them sing little Christmas Carols.Lies!
Blasphemy!Those are sea chanties!
Well, with the amount of posts he's got...hmm...yeah, I think I can kill him without too much trouble. Fireball.
First, though, before I cast my vote: What is your opinion of those despicable creatures, the allies of smrfs, known as 'snrks'?A tentnical in every pot! Now, when do I kiss th' babbys?!?!?
woobwoobwoob!!!
Great. Very funny, Teter. Now FIX IT!!!
KC! You're a ... a ...
Oh that is funny!
I am going to KILL TETER!!! KILL KILL KILL!!!!
Hey KC, check the great smrf experiment thread. You're gonna laugh.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IT CANNOT BE!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THAT TETER!!!!!
HE HAD BETTER HOPE THIS MUSHROOM ISN'T POISONOUS, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT UP HIS NOSE!!!!!
WHERE IS THAT TETER???!!!
Hey KC, check the great smrf experiment thread. You're gonna laugh.NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IT CANNOT BE!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THAT TETER!!!!!
Best screen cap of the day. :D
Best screen cap of the day. :DHey KC, check the great smrf experiment thread. You're gonna laugh.NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IT CANNOT BE!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THAT TETER!!!!!
YOU BE QUIET!!!
YOU BE QUIET!!!Best screen cap of the day. :DHey KC, check the great smrf experiment thread. You're gonna laugh.NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IT CANNOT BE!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THAT TETER!!!!!
Well we found our APRIL FOOLS TRICK!
Kobold is a smurf kobold! Check out his avatar just above.
YOU BE QUIET!!!Best screen cap of the day. :DHey KC, check the great smrf experiment thread. You're gonna laugh.NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IT CANNOT BE!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THAT TETER!!!!!Well we found our APRIL FOOLS TRICK!
Kobold is a smrf kobold! Check out his avatar just above.
SHUT UP!!!
Cleavy $mrf in the hizzle fo' shizzle.
Silence!
JR shoulda hired Quint.
Woobwoobwoobwoobwoob!!!!!
Hey Scribe! JR is still sitting at 92 votes. If we don't see improvement in the next cuppla hours we'll have to crank up the pun propaganda again!
KC: who'sacutelittlekoboldsmf? Yee-ees! You are! You're acutlelittlekoboldsmf!
Yes! A loophole! Smf! Thank you!
$mrfkobold!!![url=$mrf][/url]
Again, nice try. But it won't work!
oopsYes! A loophole! Smf! Thank you!Hey Scribe! JR is still sitting at 92 votes. If we don't see improvement in the next cuppla hours we'll have to crank up the pun propaganda again!
KC: who'sacutelittlekoboldsmf? Yee-ees! You are! You're acutlelittlekoboldsmf!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
SHUT UP!!!YOU BE QUIET!!!Best screen cap of the day. :DHey KC, check the great smrf experiment thread. You're gonna laugh.NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IT CANNOT BE!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THAT TETER!!!!!Well we found our APRIL FOOLS TRICK!
Kobold is a smrf kobold! Check out his avatar just above.
Omigods, that's awesome.
He lives....in mah belleh!!!
He lives....in mah belleh!!!
In the belly
*ethereal*out of the belly
*ethereal*
in the belly
*ethereal*
out of the belly....