
Blackdragon |

The Scene: The Graul Homestead. The party is doing recon of the area and watch several Ogres enter the barn.
Halfling: We should just lock the door and torch the place.
The rest of the group, stunned by the suggestion.
Halfling: Well, it's not like they're humans.
Plan ensues, barn is sealed, and lit on fire and is quickly a blaze.
Party: Do you think any of the rangers might be held captive?
DM: ROFLMAO after checking to see where the rangers are kept!
Rescue mission ensues
The halfling in question is played by my 75 yr old mother-in-law, who is a school teacher with a masters degree in Christian Education! She was angry when I informed her of her alignment change.