...what appears to be a polished mouse skull.
Oh, thanks! I was wondering where that went! *Munch munch munch*
...off a commoner
You find 5 copper pieces, a pair of old worn-down dice, and a simple eating knife.
...Off a lizardfolk
A dirty, mud covered star saphire.
A telescope.
A battered ring of three wishes with one of the stones broken off from rough treatment.
Lucky pouch.
Off a psychotic cultist...
You find 37 silver pieces, a masterwork dagger with a serrated edge, and a bloodstone and onyx unholy symbol of a god that you don't recognize.
Heh. There's a chart like this in GM Gems. :P
In pouch of recently defeated foe:
3cp, 16 gp, 1 pp
A small spool of thread with 2 bone sewing needles
A ring set with a black pearl
A well creased letter from their love and their children asking them when they'll be able to make it home next.
A well creased letter from their love and their children asking them when they'll be able to make it home next.
Nice.
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The following was looted off a random passerby.
- 20 pieces of silver
- 1 Book(How to Tie Fifty Different Knots, and Their Various Uses)
- 50 feet of silk rope
- 1 Ballgag
- 1 dagger, with suspiciously shaped grip and pommel
- 5 breath mints
- 1 Thank You card, unsigned
GIVE ME BACK MY POUCH!!! Ummm..I mean....my friend's pouch.....
RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32
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You've been following smoke on the horizon for the better part of two hours. When you finally arrive at the source, you find a merchant's wagon overturned and smoking in the fading daylight. The obese merchant lays dead, throat gruesomely slashed, with his lifeless head resting against one of the wagon wheels. His two guards are dead nearby as well, one disemboweled, the other with his neck badly broken and corpse resting approximately 30 feet from the main stage of carnage.
Inside the merchant's furs, you find a concealed pouch containing the following:
33 gp
19 sp
A locket with platinum filigree that contains the picture of a young, blonde-haired girl.
A small idol of queer design, made of some strange wood and red-black feathers of unknown origin, depicting an odd half-man, half-beast creature. Upon turning the idol over, you drop it in shock, as the idol's humanoid face looks exactly like you.
A mummified monkey's paw.
{what's in the pouch...}
... abou' tree-fitty... that's when I notice the pouch came off this corpse that was sixty feet tall... dammit Loch Ness Monster!?!
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Large pouch.
Inside are three small wooden boxes (matchbox sized) lashed together with string. In the first box is powdered sandalwood incense, in the second is a dead dragonfly that has been lacquered, and in the third is tightly packed lemongrass, freshly cut. Six eagle feathers on a cord are wrapped in a round cloth that is blue around the edges and has a stylized sun in the center. 14 SP and 2 CP jingle at the bottom of the pouch.
[The one with the teeth and the awl and the pliers? Shuddersomely awesome!]
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Taken from Eliot SpitzerThe following was looted off a random passerby.
- 20 pieces of silver
- 1 Book(How to Tie Fifty Different Knots, and Their Various Uses)
- 50 feet of silk rope
- 1 Ballgag
- 1 dagger, with suspiciously shaped grip and pommel
- 5 breath mints
- 1 Thank You card, unsigned
Okay, now I'm lost.
By my wife, off a dwarven warrior priest:
Some rune carved-gemstones
A holy symbol
A burnt out ioun stone with continual flame cast upon it
Off Kolmokmurk from D0
- An empty vial that reeks of rotten meat and death (Spellcraft DC 18 to realize it was a potion of animate dead)
- A ruined spell component pouch filled with half-eaten components, rat droppings, and a short cold iron rod (a variant metamagic component that, when used, lets the caster cast a Silent and Still detect magic; worth 275 gp)
- The preserved remains of a tiny monstrous spider.
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Inside the stomach pouch of a dire alligator
22 cp
13 gp
Torn red and blue overalls
A hammer
A finely severed hand, slightly digested, still gripping 4 adamantine nails
A vellum scroll pouch, with a resignation letter inside, stating that "Creating wood docks for swamp land owners is too dangerous."
A vellum scroll pouch, with a resignation letter inside, stating that "Creating wood docks for swamp land owners is too dangerous."
LOL!
Taken from Eliot SpitzerOkay, now I'm lost.
Governer of New York State, currently embroiled in a scandal. Alleged to have hired a call girl.
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Half a dozen small figures crafted from wood and painstakingly painted. (5-10 GP due to craftsmanship)
Dice carved from bone, slowly turning yellow with age. (4 SP)
A battered Harrow deck wrapped in a small swatch of silk. (1 GP)
A necklace strung with copper coins from various nations. (6 SP)
A necklace strung with dried tongues. (1-3 CP if you can find someone who wants it)
Bones from a great many small animals. (maybe he was a necromancer?)
A small vial of tempered glass filled with a blue liquid (a single shot of particularly strong liquor, worth 25 GP)
A small vial of tempered glass filled with a blue liquid (a single shot of particularly strong liquor, worth 25 GP)
Romulan Ale?
Off a random person:
3 rubies, a emerald, and a diamond
and a piece of paper with the names of every member of your party and three others. Two of the other names have a line drawn through them. Gather information 10 DC reveals that those two crossed off names are of people in the city you are in and they both died of heart attacks in the past 24 hours.
In the pouch... I found myself. Newly freed, I hit the shelf.
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A small vial of tempered glass filled with a blue liquid (a single shot of particularly strong liquor, worth 25 GP)Romulan Ale?
I dunno. I only saw Romulan Ale for sale at a tourist trap in Vegas. I was picturing a much stronger shade of blue. Maybe something made by the derro from that luminous blue mold/moss stuff.
Sun dried testicles with a dash of curry powder and salt.
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I dunno. I only saw Romulan Ale for sale at a tourist trap in Vegas. I was picturing a much stronger shade of blue. Maybe something made by the derro from that luminous blue mold/moss stuff.A small vial of tempered glass filled with a blue liquid (a single shot of particularly strong liquor, worth 25 GP)Romulan Ale?
threadjack
The recipe that I've found for Romulan Ale is as follows:
1 Oz Lemonade
1 Oz Blue Curacao
1 Oz Vodka
1 Oz Cointreau
Kinda tastes decent as long as the vodka is good quality.
/threadjack
A toothy maw bites off your hand! No Save!
The recipe that I've found for Romulan Ale is as follows:
1 Oz Lemonade
1 Oz Blue Curacao
1 Oz Vodka
1 Oz CointreauKinda tastes decent as long as the vodka is good quality.
/threadjack
Although I gave up alcohol just for kicks back in 2002, here's the Electric Lemonade recipe for TGI Fridays. A bartender gave it up to me.
Use 7-up
Blue Curacao
Absolute Citron
Whiskey sour mix
It's quite blue, and quite lemony.
Off the foppish young gentleman:
A lengthy of hand-tatted lace of fair quality, suitable for trimming a woman or foppish man's clothing (5 gp)
A packet of twenty silk ribbons, assorted colors, each a foot long (1 sp each, 3 gp total)
A silver ring stamped with the words "St. Dymphna's Fair" (5 sp)
Off of a random dead adventurer.
Nothing. It's actually a bag of devouring.
pocketknife; 2 sp; one piece of charcoal; and a steel key wrapped in a note.
The note states:
"The three factions are to meet.
The Czar requests your attendance."
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Off a badly mangled human corpse, the local scavengers seem to have torn most of the body to threads. You find a pouch.
5 silver pieces, 12 copper pieces.
1 wooden ring with leaves carved into it. (1GP)
a strand of wooden beads that seems to be a necklace of sorts. Each intricately carved. (3GP for all beads)
3 small wood carving tools.