Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign


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Male Human 17thFighter
The Mapper wrote:

>>>>>MAP<<<<<

Let me know if I've got anything wrong. I just placed some of you guys who didn't post a location, or if I didn't see your post.

For ease of use


Heathy, I see you've got a hall running off map - unless I screwed up. It's easy as all hell to shift the whole deal and continue off what we've got. Just say shift it all down 8 and right 6 or something like that.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

I'm da Map, I'm da Map, I'm Da MAP!! too much of my kids' shows in my head, sorry.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

In the room....

(enemies won initiative; spots dmpc'd; no surprise for them)
a small 1foot by 1foot slat opens in the roof. at the grid intersection where Harvak and Stiggy's avatars are, a spell springs to life; in a 10 foot radius, a burst of trippy shimmering lights. Your head grows heavy (Stiggy, Harvak, Gittik) and your sight grows dim; you have to stop for the night(unless you make a wil save d.c. 16) Wil Save d.c. 16, or you have to stand or sit, fascinated, by the trippy lightshow.
Altai and Elgan are out of the limits of this spell.

In the hall....
(again, enemies won initiative; spots dmpc'd; no surprise for them)
Riese sees the two gnolls previously alluded to come around the corner at L1 on the next story up; one stops at L1 and fires on Riese. One Clambers down the stairs to L4 to acquire a straight on shot with his composite longbow.

The sniper on the stairs hits for 8. The one at the top of the stairs is hampered by Riese's covered position. If Riese has mage armor on, he is missed. If Riese doesn't have mage armor in effect, he takes 10 more in damage.
So unmage armored Riese takes 18; mage armored only 8.

Welcome to the Hotel California.
The party's attack.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Riese cast Mage armor before entering the house.

Riese concentrates on his wand, firing off at the gnoll who's arrow struck him. 1d20 7=16 concentrate, 1d20 3=17 ranged touch, 1d6=5 damage.
He then moves back down the hall and out of the firing line of the gnolls.
Clutching his side with the arrow in it he says to the group with clenched teeth "Gnolls coming to the party....I'm hit..."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The gnoll tries to duck behind the bannister for cover, but the freezing goodness stabs him like cold, steely knives.
It doesn't kill the beast, it eerily laughs out it's indignity in hyena heckles.
where do ya move to? Oh, and if you all think the Hotel California allusions are dorky just tell me; I think they're eerie.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

The gnoll tries to duck behind the bannister for cover, but the freezing goodness stabs him like cold, steely knives.

It doesn't kill the beast, it eerily laughs out it's indignity in hyena heckles.
where do ya move to? Oh, and if you all think the Hotel California allusions are dorky just tell me; I think they're eerie.

Nah, they are cool. Moving to A4.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai casts Mage armour and steps to C1.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

C1 is in the effect of the spell which your character can surely see; if you want to do that, make a wil save dc 16.

For clarity, squares c-f1, c-f2, and d-e3 are filled with darting, strobing, shimmering lights.
gotta take off for a few hours at this point...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

That sounds a little silly, then. I move to A4 instead and draw a bead on a gnoll.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Riese is at A4,...you can go to c4, e4, or f4...and attack.


Will, bonus, racial: (1d20 1 2=22)

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
I think they're eerie.

Yes, eerie. But maybe not in the way that you think.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Stiggy's vast experience with potables finally pays off. He's drunk elven wine with a bigger kick than that puny spell. He can hear Riese outside talking about gnolls, and he's been shot.
you can move out if you want to.


Stig teeters to C4.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Riese is at A4,...you can go to c4, e4, or f4...and attack.

Crap! I just go to C3 and cast Mage armor. Next round, I'll zap a gnoll with the wand.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on.
Beldan, Elgan, Becton, Harvak and Gittik left this round.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

That slat in the ceiling - did someone cast a spell through a hole, or is it some sort of trap? Can I get a spellcraft check or something similar?


Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Stig teeters to C4.

Sorry just woke.

Change that to G4 - double move.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
That slat in the ceiling - did someone cast a spell through a hole, or is it some sort of trap? Can I get a spellcraft check or something similar?

Yeah...you don't hear anything. A 1 foot by 1 foot slat opens in the ceiling

spellcraft, dc 12: (because you don't see it cast (dc17) but see the end results, I think it's easier):
Spoiler:
hypnotic pattern


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Stig teeters to C4.

Sorry just woke.

Change that to G4 - double move.

"Kree-gah, dwarf! Gazkar bundolo!!!" says the gnoll

speak gnoll?
Spoiler:
Beware dwarf! Gazkar(apparently his name) kill!

The other one emits a yodelling hyena giggle.


"Yoo're loocky aam nae sober ye sack lickin' dug loon. Nae offense tenser."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Yeah...you don't hear anything. A 1 foot by 1 foot slat opens in the ceiling

spellcraft, dc 12: (because you don't see it cast (dc17) but see the end results, I think it's easier)

Made the spellcraft check - the results are pretty obvious. ;) How hard would it be to chuck a bottle of alchemist's fire through the hole?

Nice Tarzan quote, BTW.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan moves to G2 and attempts to hide in the shadows under the upper gallery.

Hide: 12+8 = 20


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Yeah...you don't hear anything. A 1 foot by 1 foot slat opens in the ceiling

spellcraft, dc 12: (because you don't see it cast (dc17) but see the end results, I think it's easier)

Made the spellcraft check - the results are pretty obvious. ;) How hard would it be to chuck a bottle of alchemist's fire through the hole?

Nice Tarzan quote, BTW.

Thanx!!! I think I'll use bomangani for humanoids' languages.

wrt alchemists' fire, best I can reckon is it's a ranged touch attack, modified +4 to the victims' a.c. due to his being behind cover.
And, if the roll is under a 14 (size of the hole+4 for size) it'll break open on the roof and rain alchemist's fire down on folks for 1 h.p.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
"Yoo're loocky aam nae sober ye sack lickin' dug loon. Nae offense tenser."

"I will get drunk then, when I eat your steaming liver, dwarf."

The gnoll retorts in barking commonish.


"Acshully Ah hink yoo'll need tae bevvy mah bluid. Th' liver trensfoorms th' kergo ahmmediate like an' ye willnae gie a buzz aff it."

"Ur ye can gang doonstairs an' bevvy frae th' keg loch me. That's prubebly a whole lot mair tasty."


Forgot this one:

Will: (1d20 1=12)

Tenser is hypnotized.

"Ritty rights."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Tenser starts woofing at them like a sleeping dog in r.e.m. sleep.

"Aye....I'll drink rum dwarf! Out of your skull!" retorts the gnoll.


"Nae huir uv a coothie ur ye."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"A coothie? Mnyaaaaaaaaar!!!"
I have no idea what a coothie is, but th' gnoll got mad.


"Ahh feeble wizard magiks"
Will save 1d20+1=19


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Harvak makes his wil save. He can act.


Harvak attacks the one at L1
A pair of Yeenoghu's b~#!@ hounds

1d20+5=21
2d6+6=13


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You can get to F4 and attack with a missile; Stig's in G4. And you can't get the one in L1, just the one in L4.

You wanna shoot him with an arrow, or chuck a throwing axe at him?


Harvak F4Long bow 1d20+4=12

1d8=6


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'll letcha keep the first hit roll.
Harvak puts an arrow in the gnoll, adding to the damage. It flies right between the wooden pillars of the bannister. The gnoll screams a wounded dog as he takes one in a fleshy thigh.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik, Elgan, Becton still to go this round.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan's Spellcraft roll: (1d20 1=10)

Stoopid post-eater got hungry again!

When the shimmering spell appears, Elgan backs up against the wall and hisses like, well, a cat! He tries to figure out what it is, but with being indoors, and all of the unusual goings on in the basement, he is just a little flustered, and doesn't realize it is relatively harmless.

But after delaying for a moment, and realizing that none of his companions are falling over dead, or having their faces melted off, he begins to try to figure out where the spell came from. His eyes have just settled on the hole in the ceiling when he hears the scream of pain from the hallway, and Reise's faint call for help.

Without hesitation, the druid-as-cat turns and flies through the doorway, heading towards the sounds of battle.

Dashing past the legs of the armored cleric, Elgan reaches Reise, who is leaning heavily against the wall, and drags him down the hallway out of the range of fire.

Edit
Go through the door, was originally headed to E4, but I think that Reise pulled back some? I grab him and use the rest of my turn to pull him back out of harm's way. Probably back behind the cleric. First chance I get I will see how badly he is hurt. Then either I or the cleric can heal him while the other provides cover and prepares to counter-attack!


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Save = 3 + 1 = 4.

"Oooh, lights pretty...."


"aaaaaooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!

Kodak moment: Tenser and Gittik sitting there staring at the lights.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Becton heals Riese 9 h.p. with the wand.

I'll have Becton at B2 and Elgan at c2.

The gnoll at L3 fires twice at Harvak. Harvak takes 9 h.p. in damage.
The gnoll at L1 fires twice at Stiggy. He's hit once for 5 h.p. in damage.

The pale wizard shows up at k1 on the second level nest to the gnoll at the top of the staircase. A weird smile on his face. Dressed in black. It's hard to make him out, as he seems to be vibrating.

Round 3!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:

Save = 3 + 1 = 4.

"Oooh, lights pretty...."

You can try to save again, this round.


Is anyone on level 1 or does Stig have to go up the stairs?


Can you help me figure out where everyone is before I post a map? I've got it open on my desktop here.


Stig will continue to double move toward them.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Save = 15 + 1 = 16.

Gittik shakes his head to clear it of the seductive display of colour, then snarls as he realises he was being ensorcelled.

Any way to get up to the hatch in the ceiling and rip the guy's head off? What about moving furniture to form a climbing frame?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Is anyone on level 1 or does Stig have to go up the stairs?

Sorry, drove to work...

Riese=a4
Becton=b4
Elgan=c4
Harvak=f4
Stig=g4
Beldan=g2
Altai=c3
Gittik=d3

Gnoll shooter on stairw at L4
Gnoll shooter on next level from ground at L1(not on ground floor)
Wizard at k1 on next level from ground (not on ground floor)

Nobody's on the ground floor. Stig with a double move can close to L5. He'll be on the stairs, ready to hit the gnoll shooter at L4.
I won't consider it "engaged in melee" for other shooters in your party THIS round, because you're moving there and they're shooting while you're in transit theoretically.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:

Save = 15 + 1 = 16.

Gittik shakes his head to clear it of the seductive display of colour, then snarls as he realises he was being ensorcelled.

Any way to get up to the hatch in the ceiling and rip the guy's head off? What about moving furniture to form a climbing frame?

It's a 1foot by 1foot roughly squarish hole; you can jump off the top of the chair, but you can't get through there physically.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai pokes his head around the corner and draws a bead on the bow-wielding gnoll.

Firing at L4. Concentration 12+7=19, attack roll 13+4=touch AC 17, damage 3+3=6.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The gnoll yelps as another cold knife is in him. He's looking greatly harried. Stiggy might contemplate trying to blow on him, to see if the gnoll would fall over.

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