Non Sequitur

[shamgar]

Non sequitur (humor), a comment which has no relation to the comment it follows.
This is a place to write your out of context comments. They don't have to (and possibly shouldn't) make sense to anyone but you. Much hilarity (and likely innuendo) shall ensue. As a note, this was, oddly, inspired by the good things and things that suck threads. One of the computer conferences I was on in college had those two items and this one as the three most popular threads.
I know you've been waiting for it, so join in the fun! :)

I'll start:

"We gave you that because we believe you really are an evil overlord in the making."

"Let me make sure I have it straight: 3 at a time and no limit on how many times we can do it, right?"

[Paolo]

"Stop trying to ruin our Christmas family!"

[Heathansson]

"I woke up this way."

[Heathansson]

"Are you going to eat that?"

[Kruelaid]

"To get to the other side"

[DangerDwarf]

"Is this burning sensation normal?"

[That Dave Guy]

“Quick pull down his pants and grab his sling!”

(Actual in game statement. It was quite a while before we could continue the game.)

[Kruelaid]

"they went that way"

[shamgar]

"You're not worth my axe!"

[DangerDwarf]

"I'm supposed to put it where?"

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

This is my BOOMSTICK!

[DangerDwarf]

"Turn your head and cough."

[Lilith]

"I cover myself in oil, light myself on fire, and jump into the zombies."

(True in-game story.)

[Heathansson]

player: I get on the train.
dm: there is no train.
player: Right. Right. I......get on the train. (puts head down again.)

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Up the long ladder and down the short rope, to hell with King Billy and God bless the Pope!

[Heathansson]

Aso.....sick balls!

[DangerDwarf]

No supper!

[Heathansson]

Christmas Day! Wot better day thin that than to send two lubbers on a long walk down short Johnny Plank!!!

[DangerDwarf]

Arrrrrr! We're here to plunder yer booty!

[shamgar]

So, it's wet, rubbery, and not very comfortable. That sounds familar.

[Aso]

Warrrrf

[Kobold Catgirl]

I hate Mondays.

[DangerDwarf]

I hate sundaes.

[Kruelaid]

You licked the wrong weasel.

[Heathansson]

So...how was your Valentines Day?

[drunken_nomad]

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.

[Dirk Gently]

DWARVES!!!

[Heathansson]

What can I say? I like the word "juddering."
Juddering.....juddering.....
hmm...
The remade surged forth, his pistons juddering.

[Dirk Gently]

Groggy is a fun word to say.
Groggy groggy groggy groggy groggy groggygroggygroggygroggygroggy *whump!*

[DangerDwarf]

Yes officer, that is my grandma.

[Tensor]

"The cross is not a passive agent. It protects the pure of heart, and it has often appeared in the air above our sabbats, confusing and dispersing the powers of Darkness."

[DangerDwarf]

Be gentle Father Tobyn.

[wizard]

With oil prices on the rise, a good sweater is an investment.

[Heathansson]

I'm just trying to make duck juice.

[Dirk Gently]

I am floating in a most peculiar way.

[drunken_nomad]

Somebody get that dime!

[Tensor]

Ya know, the elements in a dynamic set can be stored in a direct-address table.

[Zelligar]

Look at the size of that cat.

[Torillan]

Lemon Curry?

[Heathansson]

I dropped a dime outside the 7/11, and snickered to myself tonight.

[Irulan]

"You make a damn ugly man."

[Tensor]

Strawberry Poptarts and milk make the world go 'round.

[Heathansson]

You know, you humans aren't such a bad lot, as long as you know your place...

[Zelligar]

We never make fondue anymore.

[Heathansson]

But this is sissy stuff!

[Arctaris]

I swallowed a bug.

[Heathansson]

You....are my density.

[shamgar]

chocolate peppermint is the oddest flavor, but I still say banana is the most ironic.

[DangerDwarf]

Pull your pants back up, here comes the preacher!