Well, I promise that I will not panic. However that is easy for me since I did not send anything in.
Well, I promise that I will not panic. However that is easy for me since I did not send anything in.Yeah, but Heathy sent one in with your name on it.
~runs around in circles in a full blown PANIC ~ NO!!! That were-poodle didn't!!! ~bites my nails and chews at my scales~ What am I going to do? What am I going to do? ~cries~
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Actually, I seem to recall Tim or Nick saying Macator.I heard that story, but I don't recall the protagonist.
Also, our email is down and our messageboards are currently a bit wonky, so don't panic about lack of communication from us. Well... don't panic yet...
How do we know this is the real you?
Personally, I think impersonating Paizo staff should be a tar-n-feathering offense...
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So... looks like I am going to need to get a custom avatar after all... damn you Rambling Scribe.
At any rate...
We have made our selections, but due to our currently crippled email, I will not be able to send out any notifications until it is fixed.
Stay tuned everyone.
Jason Bulmahn
GameMastery Brand Manager
Here, I've made it a little more obvious.
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At any rate...
We have made our selections, but due to our currently crippled email, I will not be able to send out any notifications until it is fixed.
Stay tuned everyone.
It's as though fate itself were conspiring against the contestants. This is all some cruel joke, isn't it? Gary is laughing his ass off right now...
I just want to say thanks to you guys for doing this open call. Win or lose, it's been a lot of fun. Oh wait, I shouldn't be talking like it's over yet. I want to win!
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Gary is laughing his ass off right now...No, actually these kinds of outages upset me probably more than they should.
I was being facetious. I would be upset too. I was just saying that you would be laughing if this was all part of your master plan to make the contestants suffer more.
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I was being facetious. I would be upset too. I was just saying that you would be laughing if this was all part of your master plan to make the contestants suffer more.Gary is laughing his ass off right now...No, actually these kinds of outages upset me probably more than they should.
Suffer? I am starting to think this is part of the vetting. Think about it...someone is being asked to produce a 22K word adventure under a tight, strict timeline. This is no small endeavor. Paizo is merely walking the walk: who worked incredible hours yesterday to "git r done"?
How well do you handle pressure?
No, actually these kinds of outages upset me probably more than they should.
Gary, you're getting a raise for all your efforts. And why don't you take the Paizo trans am for a spin out to my summer home in lovely Spokane and relax for a while.
No, actually these kinds of outages upset me probably more than they should.Gary, you're getting a raise for all your efforts. And why don't you take the Paizo trans am for a spin out to my summer home in lovely Spokane and relax for a while.
Dude, these fake staff aliases have got to stop before somebody gets hurt... Gary's going to be very sad when he gets to the garage and realizes that the "Paizo trans am" is actually the mail cart, and the "summer home in Spokane" is a fort in the warehouse built out of Pathfinder boxes. : P
~laughter~
Don't you boys forget to stop for cookies and milk! The cookies are fresh!
*puts out a tray of cookies*
Make a Reflex save to avoid the snare.
Don't you boys forget to stop for cookies and milk! The cookies are fresh!
*puts out a tray of cookies*
~sniff. Sniff, sniff, sniff~ Cookies? ~sniff sniff sniff~ Cookies! ~sprong~ oops!
Okay, I have done my best to act casual during all this, but the guys (love 'em to death) are really trying to make us all explode. I'm sure of it.
*explodes*Okay, I have done my best to act casual during all this, but the guys (love 'em to death) are really trying to make us all explode. I'm sure of it.What do mean by "trying"?
*mops up the mess*
Glad I laid off the coffee...
You Paizo folks are certainly good at drawing out the suspense to a fine razor's edge, I'll give you that! ;)
~reads my e-mail~
Dear Kevin,
You submission of the storyline about how a were-woof finds out that a Silver Dragon is the bad guy and then proceeds to defeat said dragon is too good to be true. We accept your proposal and will be expecting you to have this new module done ASAP.
Thank you,
Paizo staff
~grumbles~ That damn were-poodle is going to get it! I swear! Why would I write about a were-mutt beating a Dragon. ~glares at the room~ Besides, that is so unlikely to be in the realm of fantasy!
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I think the anticipation is going to give me an aneurysm.
I hope the e-mail situation gets fixed soon, as I'm of course curious to know the results, but also to read the proposals from people that didn't make the top 10.
There could be a veritable gold mine of ideas to use in my own games.
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I think the anticipation is going to give me an aneurysm.
I hope the e-mail situation gets fixed soon, as I'm of course curious to know the results, but also to read the proposals from people that didn't make the top 10.
There could be a veritable gold mine of ideas to use in my own games.
Paizo's email has been fixed for some time now.
This takes more than just pushing a button to make happen. ;)
I suspect that they will email everyone, despite jokes to the contrary.That's the plan, Stan.
Note, all bribes sent in are now property of Paizo and are not subject to refund.
~grins~ This conversation reminds me of an old MTV commercial where you see stacks and stacks of new music sent in my promenant artists like Madonna, Bruce Springsten, and others. As one of the people picks up a recording by some no name artist, it has a gold rolex on it. The MTV guy says, "Let's play this guys song next."
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Paizo's email has been fixed for some time now.This takes more than just pushing a button to make happen. ;)
Ahhhh, I see I see.
I thought the e-mail was the only hold up.
I was incorrect wise gninja master. As punishment, I will remove one of my thumbs with my wakizashi, and shall mail it to you. Hai!
Paizo's email has been fixed for some time now.This takes more than just pushing a button to make happen. ;)
Ahhhh, I see I see.
I thought the e-mail was the only hold up.
I was incorrect wise gninja master. As punishment, I will remove one of my thumbs with my wakizashi, and shall mail it to you. Hai!
I suspect that this involves the editors on the team sitting down and actually emailing each writer *individually* -- with 150 people to email, that's likely to take some time.
- Ashavan
I have reason to believe that at least one of you who have posted on this thread might be happy at some point in the near future.
Or you'll get hit by a bus in the parking lot.
*shrug*
Well that's incredibly vague, Mike. I mean... LOTS of us have posted on this thread, and almost all of us submitted something. ;)
- Ashavan