Turbonium Dragon wrote: Post claiming that the previous poster is obviously delusional. Post consumed by previous poster.
Transcript of a recorded meeting of Belgian mayonnaise cartels and Dutch french fry consortiums artificially fixing their global price standards.
Call for previous post to be suppressed
Borderline raving-psychotic post postulating that Ceti Alpha brain worm mites infest all brands of mayonnaise, ketchup and Gray Poup*n mustard.
Post offering organic, homemade tartar sauce as an alternative condiment.
Reminder that poster has been absent for a while, and still craves attention.
Post directing your attention elsewhere.
Reminder to stay on-topic in current thread, and the topic is poster. All off-topic comments are directed to a new thread.
Creepy offer to stroke the pony.
*Hey buddy I'm a Ghost Rider, ya want to be my flaming steed.*
Post edited to one making remarks about Nocticula, on the basis that that is less offensive than the unedited previous topic of the post.
Assertion that Nocticula is Belgian and owns a mayonnaise factory.
Link to photograph of Jason Bulmahn, James Jacobs, and Nocticula in dodgem-cars at an unidentified fun-fair with jars of mayonnaise.
Post urging to stay on topic despite Tie Fighter's speed and unshakability.
Post that is most definitely on topic.
Post expressing a desire for brainnnnssss.....
CourtFool wrote: Post urging to stay on topic despite Tie Fighter's speed and unshakability.
There's... too many of them! AAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHH!! *explodey noise*
Absurd fan attempt to relate the thread to a currently famous movie and/or book.
Hatred for same work; the author killed my dog.
Offering of condolences to previous poster on the loss of his canine companion. Suggestion to adopt Courtfool.
Fan rage against the last two posters, stating that the author would never do such a thing; retorting with an obvious "you're just jealous..." rant.
Post correcting spelling and grammar of previous post in manner which somehow manages to be annoying without being condescending.
Aberzombie wrote: Offering of condolences to previous poster on the loss of his canine companion. Suggestion to adopt Courtfool. Observation of certain characteristics of CourtFool which suggest that he has rabies, and should be euthanized rather than adopted.
Follow-up post, including offer to euthanize CourtFool using a spoon.
Nigh-unintelligible yet long post made up of "words" using an extraordinarily limited amount of letters, numbers and random characters.
Outrage over lack of pdf versions of Bella Sara cards.
Query on availability of Hero pdfs.
Query on availability of hundreds of variations of foodstuff and beverage item cards. Suggestion for "ultra rare" pony boi foil card depicting said pony boi in a courtroom goring the jury after having clearly trampled his client into gory hamburger.
Request for butterfly frog-related artistic person/creature to draw said foil card and bring the original to Paizocon to give to said pony boi.
Post reminding previous poster of existence of a Chatroom, and that a particular artist can occasionally be found hanging out there.
Post unwittingly submitted to this thread, actually meant for another discussion.
secret post made uder the table so the boss dosn't see you texting.
Post using one of numerous aliases, each with its own unique profile.
Charles Evans 25 wrote: Post reminding previous poster of existence of a Chatroom, and that a particular artist can occasionally be found hanging out there.
Post admitting to laziness in attending said chatroom.
Half-hearted edit to clarify precise intent behind original post.
Third edit going off topic.
Post questioning Turin's sanity.
Edited post joking about slowness on the uptake of the previous poster. :D
Post questioning whether Charles Evans is 25 years old or if he is the 25th clone of himself.
Post responding as to idleness in not being bothered to change an apparently randomly alloted number when user signed on for the first time.
Post which asks why Americans are not protesting the million Iraqi dead.
Post asking why the previous poster hates democracy.
Invitation to 'Bring it, b@#%@!'
Edit that points out spelling mestake in previous post.
Link to censored article.
Tnemeh about to go postal.
Dimissive post regarding flame war including a large number of "facts" that are really poster's opinions disguised as such. Lots of historical data and large words included to show that poster is Very Smart.
Zoidberg, M.D. wrote: Dimissive post regarding flame war including a large number of "facts" that are really poster's opinions disguised as such. Lots of historical data and large words included to show that poster is Very Smart. RAWR!!!!!
Flame Troll of Doom wrote: Zoidberg, M.D. wrote: Dimissive post regarding flame war including a large number of "facts" that are really poster's opinions disguised as such. Lots of historical data and large words included to show that poster is Very Smart. RAWR!!!!!
Self-righeous post decrying brewing flame war made in hopes that no one will realize prior post participating in flame war was under an alias and part of a series of off the cuff ad hominem attacks.
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