Double entendre.
I hear Smurfette uses a double entendre when it's late at night.
Poster makes vague complaint about perceived obscenities and vulgarities on public board where poster's young children could see them if poster irresponsibly let them surf without supervision.
Witty introduction.
Long, adjective laden explanation as to why this is the only post left that poster feels comfortable reading.
Expression of regret about the decline in moral character of society.
Conclusion.
Post attempting to bring conversation back around to orignal topic of conversation, but failing miserably by using several unrelated anecdotes. Waits expactantly for reply and flaming.
Invocation of Godwin's law. Relieved declaration that thread is finally dying.
Posts self-aggrandizing discourse criticizing self-aggrandizing discourse without grasping the inherent irony of the post. Randomly flames and mocks previous posts without any apparent sense, order, or purpose.
Quotes obscure 18th-century French philosopher.
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Posts self-aggrandizing discourse criticizing self-aggrandizing discourse without grasping the inherent irony of the post. Randomly flames and mocks previous posts without any apparent sense, order, or purpose.
Quotes obscure 18th-century French philosopher.
Claims that obscure 18th-cnetury French Philosopher is an ancester and takes offense to inappropriate us of the quote.
Over reaction to flames.
Driver? glue factory please.
Poster cuts and pastes rambling, nihilistic heavy metal lyrics in a misplaced attempt to capture the essence of this thread.
Confused question, zaaaaap with rubber chicken.
Poster is now blaming Eric Mona and Paizo for the inclusion of Tieflings in 4e, based on the fact that the AOW Adventure path featured Tieflings in it's Iconic art per issue of said path. Poster also hopes this sparks a outrageous flame war of epic porportions
that causes the PostMonster General to finally kill this thread.
Adds reply which includes several points already made by previous posters, showing that this poster hasn't bothered to read all 8 previous pages of posts.
Finishes off with another comment which shows detachment in an effort to appear aloof and cool.
Post berating previous posters using words like "noob" and chastising him for not noting that other uses of the word "smurf" did not change a person's avatar. This indicates that the poster has been reading more closely than he previously let on, thus ruining his attempts to appear aloof and cool. Poster however remains in ignorant bliss of this fact and continues to act in such a manner.
Poster realizes that using the word "smurf" DID in fact change his avatar to which he cries "haxxors!"
Joy at the return of the Generic Post. Starts campaign - "Generic Post 4eva."
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Joy at the return of the Generic Post. Starts campaign - "Generic Post 4eva."
Expresses mock outrage with pun about mixing something awesome like Eva with 4e. Makes some vaguely apologetic statement to explain that he doesn't actually know what 4e looks like yet and how it isn't fair to bash it.
Contradicts vaguely apologetic statement with snarky comment.
Makes use of url command sneak to convert his avatar to a smurf without the word showing up in his post.
Poster is sickened by GameMastery Associate Editor's attempt to send fellow community members to a pornographic anime site, via his link of the word Eva.
Wallows in his own self pity while sucking his thumb, while snuggling into a blanket he had since he was three years old.
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Poster is sickened by GameMastery Associate Editor's attempt to send fellow community members to a pornographic anime site, via his link of the word Eva.
Realizes this was not a well-timed use of that link, as the anime site in question has redone its traditional skin to show... well... more skin.
Sticks up for NGE nonetheless.
Cat noise. For no other reason but that the poster can. Three syllables of a laugh.
Bad joke.
** spoiler omitted **
Cthughua
Shamelessly admits now he is forever addicted to anime pornographic material.
Yells at cat for suddenly appearing.
Remembers fondly the Ultra-man, Space Giants, Johnny Sokko and Marine boy from the 70's. Wishes he could return to that golden era.
Joy at the return of the Generic Post. Starts campaign - "Generic Post 4eva."Expresses mock outrage with pun about mixing something awesome like Eva with 4e. Makes some vaguely apologetic statement to explain that he doesn't actually know what 4e looks like yet and how it isn't fair to bash it.
Explains how getting 4e out of 4eva shows an unhealthy obsession with 4e threads.
Says smurf to lighten the mood.
Threadjack: long winded decrial of the commercialization of Christmas.
Insincere apology for threadjack. Poster suggests that thread was meaningless anyway. Poster questions the intelligence of everyone who has ever posted on this thread.
Takes a much needed respite from 4e threads. Brings up obscure movie reference to see if anyone can identify it.
Naive comment about longevity of certain threads. Further musings on own naivete. Some navel gazing. Concluding comment expressing hope about future of such entertaining threads.
Indication of contempt for pointless silly word games, without apparent awareness of the irony of posting in thread.
Points out irony to previous poster using long-winded post with "colorful" language.
Rubber and glue rebuttal. Continued obliviousness, flavored with pretension.