Amazing spot-on post that bears an astounding amount of insight into the original, thereby bringing the discussion fully back onto topic.
A snarky line wondering why a certain one-eyed overseer hasn't issued warnings against some of the threadjacking that has occured on this thread. Inquiries into the status of said Overseer's salary, with a slight inference to do his job.
A quick wrap up with a "LOL" to lessen the sting of the last comment.back to the typical initial signature.
Post defending a certain one-eyed overseer referencing overseer's previous posts regarding testing of various features. Post is an obvious attempt to curry favor with Paizo staff in the misguided belief that it will somehow gain him a discount on Pathfinder subscriptions and other Paizo products.
Concludes with a snarky comment about snarky comments being made about Paizo staff.
Emoticon.
An obligatory notice that we are on page 7.
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Disparaging supposition (with a hint of extreme paranoia) that poster just might be an employee of aforementioned ruinous behemoth, sent here to infiltrate the Paizo community and disrupt its harmonious structure.Attempt at calming paranoia involving a statement abouts rights to free speech and that not everyone has to like the same companies... then echoes thoughts in the exact same way, claiming that it's all right for me to do it due to being medically paranoid.
Suggestion that both of the above are, in fact, attempts at causing drama, and that the posters "should get over it". Disparaging of the validity of medical illness in general, claiming that it's all a show meant to call attention to the "sufferer".
Wandering troll
Old wounds reopened, salt poured in.
Nazi paladins are mentioned.
Angry flaming response to the wandering troll. Latches onto the paladin aspect and brings up the horrific 'paladin assassin' debate. Insinuation that those who disagree with one are in need of keepers due to their low mental capacity.
Generalization that all WotC employees have been replaced by pod people.Speculation that above statement might, in fact, be an insult to pod people.
Assertion that this is unfair to honest, hard-working employees, and an insult to the free-trade capitalism system. In stark contrast to the first comment of the post, inserts paranoid rambling about Illuminati, gnomes of Zurich, the government, communist behavior, and numerous other paranoid topics.
Finishes up with *puts on tinfoil hat*
An obligatory notice that we are on page 7.
Intimation that poster has too much free time available.
Argues other side of paladin assassin debate.
Post defending a certain one-eyed overseer referencing overseer's previous posts regarding testing of various features. Post is an obvious attempt to curry favor with Paizo staff in the misguided belief that it will somehow gain him a discount on Pathfinder subscriptions and other Paizo products.
Concludes with a snarky comment about snarky comments being made about Paizo staff.
Emoticon.
Suggestion that poster is a slave to corporate culture and should really have more imagination than to need help from a gaming company.
Undermines own claim by bringing up an issue in a module.
Suggestion that poster is a slave to corporate culture and should really have more imagination than to need help from a gaming company.Undermines own claim by bringing up an issue in a module.
Begins post with wild-eyed rant about citizens' individual freedom to express support for corporate employees. Turns into a wild-eyed rant about just how good poster's imagination really is by citing three home-grown campaign modules poster wrote in high-school 20 years ago that have been roundly rejected by EVERY gaming company on earth. Poster undermines own argument by describing modules as "really sweet" and "totally awesome."
Disparaging supposition (with a hint of extreme paranoia) that poster just might be an employee of aforementioned ruinous behemoth, sent here to infiltrate the Paizo community and disrupt its harmonious structure.
Ends rant with comment about how even paranoid people are sometimes persecuted. Undermines terrific argument by misspelling "persecuted" as "prosecuted."
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Chastises poster for overusing aliases in this thread.Suggestion that poster is a slave to corporate culture and should really have more imagination than to need help from a gaming company.
Undermines own claim by bringing up an issue in a module.
Defends self by claiming aliases represent 'viewpoints'. Failed attempt at humor in suggesting they also represent outlets for 'voices in the head' of oneself, tacky in the face of previous suggestions about mental illness.
Insinuates that previous poster certainly got the "mindless" part right.
Smug mockery of two previous posters as simplisitc little beings who are not worthy of licking the spittle off of a lawyer's shoes.
Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games
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Argues other side of paladin assassin debate.
Rants that paladin assassin debate is a moot point since a paladin assassin can't exist.
Professes to be the expert on all things Lawful Good.
Insinuates any who disagree about viewpoints on the Lawful Good Alignment are ignorant of alignments in general.
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Argues other side of paladin assassin debate.Rants that paladin assassin debate is a moot point since a paladin assassin can't exist.
Professes to be the expert on all things Lawful Good.
Insinuates any who disagree about viewpoints on the Lawful Good Alignment are ignorant of alignments in general.
Rant about alignment being a guideline, not a straitjacket. HackMaster-style justification of a Lawful Good assassin.
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Baseless attack at posters who do not feel alignment is a strict rule that must be enforced literally at all times.
Uses Rogue as an example, and misspells as "Rouge" again.
Statment that alignments were all easier to play in the TSR days.
Suggestion that the user's mental capacity is sub-par based upon 'strict' alignment and misspelling of Rogue. Intimates that poster should likely be ignored or mocked because of this baseless accusation of mental inferiority.
Grandiose and lengthy expounding upon alignment, with numerous examples of people who were firmly convinced of their own righteousness, who were certain they were doing things for the greater good, who were held as monstrously evil by other cultures. Likewise examples of reviled people who were essentially good-natured and later recognized as victims and downtrodden heroes by other cultures and times. While impressive, the whole lengthy diatribe proves absolutely nothing beyond one's own ability to generate large amounts of BS at the drop of a Hat of Disguise.
Replies to OP oblivious to how old the thread is.
[]Casts written version of Turn Undead after verifying spell is OGL.[/]
Burn syndrome can be defined as the irrational fear that a person observing you knows exactly what you are up to. This fear often causes people to make unnatural and frequently unconscious movements, making them appear more rather than less suspicious.
I know what your up to!
Revisits list after five days away from the board to see that it has turned stagnant. Commits random act of threadomancy. Awaits flaming from community-at-large for the dastardly deeds.
Embarassed that he has nothing better to do than, oh wait I found..
finds out his potential entertainment was just some junk mail in his Inbox and he still actually has nothing better to do than post on this thread.
Wonders what he used to do before he had internet, why paizo posters worship paizo staff and freelancers like gods, and who has all the copies of Dragon 358 sent to Canadian subscribers.
Shameless spam promoting crappy website utterly unrelated to gaming.
Completely inability to work BBCode resulting in bad link that goes to an empty placeholder page [url="mycrappywebsite.com"[ at mycrappywebsite.com [/url]
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Bumping threads all across the interweb.
Returns to dead thread and makes corny joke about tumbleweeds.
Then notices that someone actually already bumped the thread and so makes a juvenile comment about "bumping threads" sounding crude.
Attempts to assert intelectual superiority by overusing poster's hippopotomonstrosusquipedalian vocabulary, despite the fact that poster is easily younger than 90% of other posters.
Annoying parady alias makes fun of previous poster.
Poster beats dead horse.
Generic whine about some particular version of D&D. Whichever version makes you the happiest to hear complaints about, or whichever version will rile you up most when complained about.
Poster beats dead horse.
I join said poster and also beat on dead horse!
Sentimental reminiscence about out of print game systems and modules followed by assertions that things will never be the same.