| Full Name |
God, you are all so stupid. |
| Race |
Human. But what is blah, blah, blah, blah, shameless advertising of alter ego, blah, blah, blah philosophical dissertation, blah, blah... HEY LOOK! SOMETHING SHINY!!!! |
| Classes/Levels |
Lizard 1/ GM 1/ parody 18 |
| Gender |
God, you are all so stupid. |
| Size |
*Turns Sideways* |
| Special Abilities |
Ranting and Raving. About nothing in particular. Man I'm bored. Summon Blue Demons! Smurf!!! Ah ha ha. |
| Alignment |
PURE EVIL! AH HA HA! |
| Deity |
Smurf! |
| Location |
Outside. Unlike you. Loser. |
| Strength |
36 |
| Dexterity |
36 |
| Constitution |
441 |
| Intelligence |
121 |
| Wisdom |
441 |
| Charisma |
36 |
About Smurf Gently
Hi. This is where I ramble on about myself. Woot. Not that I am particularly interesting. I'm a carniverous baby-eater. Woo-hoo! My hobbies include making too many aliases, and binging for days on ice cream. Without eating. Maybe that doesn't make any sense. Meh. Smurf!
