Generic Post

[Gary Teter]

Query about the state of things.

Also, smurf.

[Lilith]

Gary Teter wrote:

Query about the state of things.

Also, smurf.

Ponders the meaning of smurfy existence.

[joela]

Gary Teter wrote:

Post which tests to see if anything's caught fire.

ah. that's why my computer's so hot. and here i thought it was me :-)

[Shadowborn]

Complete misinterpretation of previous post. Indignant rebuttal, followed by an uncalled for slur against the poster's mother.

[Fatespinner]

Pointless drivel. Artificial inflation of poster's own post count.

[Ubermench]

Gary Teter wrote:

Post which tests to see if anything's caught fire.

Post notifying host of fire damage and sending the insurance claim forms now.

[Aberzombie]

Incoherent ancedote involving arena football, a kangaroo, a bottle of tobasco sauce, and two midget wrestlers.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Fencepost.

[Aberzombie]

Witty quip mentioning the relationship between "fences" and "neighbors".

[Ubermench]

Guard post.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Postmodern avant-garde post, with quotes by indecipherable philosophers.

[Sock Puppet]

Submitted post.

[Aberzombie]

Drive-by posting.

[CourtFool]

Emily Post

[Ubermench]

Edger Allen Poest

[Aberzombie]

New York Post

[CourtFool]

Aberzombie wrote:

New York Post

Hey! Watch it! I'm postin' here!

[Aberzombie]

Saturday Evening Post

[Ubermench]

Washington Post

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Attempt to stir up popular sentiment against religion.

[Hungry Jack]

Recipe which includes directions to stir something.

[Gary Teter]

Post haste.

[taig]

ex post facto

[Ubermench]

Declaration of hatred of all things small purplish-brown that smell of mildew.

[Peace LVR]

Post imploring previous poster to "feel the love".

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Aubergine

[Aberzombie]

Gesundheit

[Shadowborn]

Traumatic Post Stress Syndrome

[Aberzombie]

Post expressing sympathy for previous poster.

[Tnemeh]

Post urging everyone to stay ON TOPIC, trying to impress the readers with a faux serious, rational and "Oh, I'm so cool" attittude.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Off topic threadjack about previous post.

Inane phatic speech.

[CourtFool]

Illicit post.

[Ubermench]

Post with a link to a dog on cat porn site.

[Turin the Mad]

Post with a link to a '2C1D' pron site

[Cosmo]

Turin the Mad wrote:

Post with a link to a '2C1D' pron site

Post consisting of nothing more than the word "Pron?", linkified with a questionable tinyurl link. You are afraid to click the link.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post calling down the night.

[Aberzombie]

Post which wonders "Why are we here?".

[CourtFool]

Postmodernism.

[Aberzombie]

Post restante.

[DoveArrow]

Post Raisin Bran.

[Shadowborn]

Post-apocalypse...complete with dunebuggy-riding dudes with mohawks, facepaint, and silly costumes.

[Turin the Mad]

Shadowborn wrote:

Post-apocalypse...complete with dunebuggy-riding dudes with mohawks, facepaint, and silly costumes.

But they are awesomely bad-arse dudes with mohawks, facepaint and silly costumes ... ^_^

[CourtFool]

Contrapposto

[Ubermench]

A post a post, my kingdom for a post.

[DoveArrow]

Post due.

[CourtFool]

Theorizing on the number three.

[Ubermench]

Theory claiming that 3's will eventually evolve into 4's

[Charles Evans 25]

Edited and paranoid post, blaming an imaginary Turbonium Dragon infestation firmly on the Belgian Mayonnaise conspiracy.

[Turbonium Dragon]

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Edited and paranoid post, blaming an imaginary Turbonium Dragon infestation firmly on the Belgian Mayonnaise conspiracy.

Post claiming that the previous poster is obviously delusional.