4ed. 4 word game

[Jal Dorak]

but he's no Bard.

[Patrick Curtin]

especially in current 4E

[Heathansson]

where there aren't any

[Patrick Curtin]

until you pay next

[Heathansson]

month for a download

[Patrick Curtin]

or homebrew your own

[Heathansson]

courage inspirin, non fightin

[Jal Dorak]

non-multiclassin', round-housin'

[Heathansson]

rat soup eatin, born

[Kruelaid]

of big titted dragon

[Jal Dorak]

kobold. Wolfgang Baur might

[Heathansson]

actually read this, so

[Jal Dorak]

let's be nice to

[Heathansson]

him. When the third

[Aberzombie]

day started, someone said

[Jal Dorak]

let's get rid of

[Aberzombie]

quotation marks, as that

[Trey]

will only prevent confusion

[Jal Dorak]

over who said what.

[Evilturnip]

Agreed. Wait...Who`s there!?

[Jal Dorak]

It is the Tarrasque!

[Trey]

(Level 30 solo brute)

[Larry Lichman]

in town looking for

[Patrick Curtin]

a copy of 4E

[Tensor]

and new friends to

[Jal Dorak]

add to its stomach.

[Tensor]

Staff was laid off

[Patrick Curtin]

and made greasy snacks

[Jal Dorak]

, which was ironic because

[Aberzombie]

greasy snacks have been

[Tensor]

the games creative juice.

[Trey]

But 4e has 1/3

[Patrick Curtin]

the calories and half

[Aberzombie]

the creativity of any

[FabesMinis]

godly being, thus it

[Trey]

is perfectly suited for

[Larry Lichman]

toddlers watching their weight.

[Aberzombie]

In fact, the new

[Patrick Curtin]

Olestra-impregnated 4E rules

[Jal Dorak]

have given lab rats

[xredjasonx]

less clunky rules

[Tensor]

for alignments and racial diversity

picked up the missing word

[xredjasonx]

Tensor wrote:

for alignments and racial diversity.

picked up the missing word

and dynamic combat encounters

[Kruelaid]

but best of all

[Patrick Curtin]

smooth running digestive systems

[Aberzombie]

that clog less and

[Jal Dorak]

extend their life span

[Patrick Curtin]

creating über nerd superheros

[Aberzombie]

such as usually spring

[Patrick Curtin]

from Olestra-induced mutations