I thought the City of Dis was in the Nine Hells, ruled by the archdevil Dispater?That's right. You don't want nunna dis.Dis? The City of Brass in the Elemental Plane of Fire?
Well, if that is the case, then of course I want nothing to do with it!
Don't be dissin Dis. Byotch.
~waves you off~ You are Dis-Missed!
Aww, why are y'all talkin' dis-paragingly about poor wittle were puppy?
Aww, why are y'all talkin' dis-paragingly about poor wittle were puppy?
~sad sigh~ Unfortunatly, with Heathy, the truth hurts. After all, look at him!
Don't ass-ociate with them!
Hey now! You are the one that makes an ass look like a prime thourghbred!
If I was a wizard, I'd cross a donkey to an onion.Don't ass-ociate with them!Hey now! You are the one that makes an ass look like a prime thourghbred!
Well, an onion certainly SMELLS nicer than that stench eminating from you! Pepe Le Pew is actually offended by your odor!
~snickers~ Oh, I am sure taht you are sad, you poor little mongrel!
Jeesh, I don't know if I should laugh or cringe.
Y'all are all so mean to that poor lil' pup.
I like him. He's snarky.
Yeah, what he said.
Hey, everybody. I just got a pair of silver dragon skin cowboy boots.
They're right snappy.
~stalks in, mad as Hell~ Damn it! Don't you know how expensive a Clone spell is? ~grumbles~ Teach me to not have my traps set while I was napping!
Hey, Sharoth!!! Do all silver dragons have a multitude of purple tentacles on their head, or are you the only one?
Trick or Treat, fright wig.
~wicked laughter~ Ah, that nightmare spell is working! He is experencing his worst nightmare, a far realms silver dragon!
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~wicked laughter~ Ah, that nightmare spell is working! He is experencing his worst nightmare, a far realms silver dragon!Hey, Sharoth!!! Do all silver dragons have a multitude of purple tentacles on their head, or are you the only one?
Trick or Treat, fright wig.
OMG---this whole 4e. announcement is Sharoth's cheesy spell.
Disbelieve!!! Disbelieve!!! (rolls dice)OMG....I'm Dwayne Dibley!
I'm just sorry that I am still waiting for you to change your crummy werewolf avatar and put show your support for Paizo with a Pathfinder avatar. ;-)
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I'm just sorry that I am still waiting for you to change your crummy werewolf avatar and put show your support for Paizo with a Pathfinder avatar. ;-)
Soon as Wayne Reynolds paints up a certain dentally challenged chinese crescent with cataracts and a grin like the hot sauce just hit his hemorrhoids, I'll jump, paaadnuh.
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Sam, the dog in the picture, passed away Nov 2005. He was the ugliest dog for more than a couple of years. It's sad that he is gone.
It's funny that he is 'still around' tough. He's immortal on the intertubes and in your hearts. I'm sure he's waggy his ugly little tail in heaven now.
/we now return you to your thread already in progress
Sam, the dog in the picture, passed away Nov 2005. He was the ugliest dog for more than a couple of years. It's sad that he is gone.
It's funny that he is 'still around' tough. He's immortal on the intertubes and in your hearts. I'm sure he's waggy his ugly little tail in heaven now.
/we now return you to your thread already in progress
Does that mean that Heathy, the ugly were-poodle will get his spot as the most horrid of the were-beasts?
(Hey Heathy, how is your wife doing? Is the new munchkin doing well? what about the rest of your family?)
~chuckles from up above and I then drop a silver penny from 1000 feet above and watch as it unerringly falls and hits you~ Score!
(~grins~ I am glad that she is doing good. How are the kids, Heathy? Everything been going well for you too in RL?)
~right after you step aside, a rain of silver pennies falls all around you~ Ha Ha! Dodge that, pooch!
"Anybody want a quarter?"
My summon hobo IX spell meets with great success. 27 ninja panhandlers swoop in to catch all the money in their hats.
Now they're throwing vorpal aluminum cans at you. Try and dodge them all, Drag the Magic Puffon.
~laughing as your feeble attept to hurt me fails as I am out of your range~ High Ground, sucker! And you are not recycling! ~wistles and summons the EPA to harrass you~
That's right. Back to lurking. You don't want none of this.
You can't handle my vile feat of vile smack talking.
I'm snarky.
Well, unlike some people that have 11,276 + posts, I actually have a life! ~WEG~ Did you head explode when you reached the magic number of 11,111 posts? Not that anyone would notice the difference. Especially since your brains are stored at the other end.
You think you're so cool with your less than 980 posts and your busy social calendar.
Hell yes, were-poodle! ~casts dispel minion on the area around you and your mob of panhandlers disapears~ Now what are you doing to do, pooch?
Besides, oh master of inane and useless wit, I post when I have something useful to say!!!
Your talkin' pretty tough there for a white dragon, Sharoth.
Your talkin' pretty tough there for a white dragon, Sharoth.
WHITE?!? I am a SILVER dragon!!!