I am sorry Heathansson !!!


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Heathansson wrote:
Ha ha! Sharoth sulks back to his rancid lair to snivel. The field is mine!

~hearing your whining, my tail then slaps across your body sending you flying off into the distance~ HA!!!


farewell2kings wrote:

As one of the few Paizonians who has actually met Heathy in real life, I'd like to point out that his teeth are actually much straighter than that.

On a serious note....in real life Heath is a gentleman, soft spoken and very courteous. My wife liked him immediately and my he was nice to my son, so he's got the F2K stamp of approval. (Just don't ask him to show it to you, because he still has the scars where we had to forcibly remove that underwear!)

(~GRINS~ Oh, I am sure that the were-poodle is a very well behaved mutt in real life, but that still does't mean I can't tease him! Besides, he will do his best to get even. ~evil chuckle~ And fail miserably)

Liberty's Edge

(look down at my foot) why is this little anal lizard slapping me wit' his tail? Hey, his widdow tail fell off. It's wiggly. Hee hee! Funny funny tail.


~looks up at you~ That is right, I did shapechange into a lizzard to visit with my long lost cousin Edward! ~ GROWS to my full size and towers over you~ Now what were you saying, tiny? ~gives a wicked, toothy grin~


~I then take a claw the size of you and ***flicks*** you away~ Begone fool! You bother me!

Liberty's Edge

Don't look behind you or nuttin'--but there's a tarrasque standing over ya.


Heathansson wrote:
Don't look behind you or nuttin'--but there's a tarrasque standing over ya.

~looks behind me~ FRED!!! When did you come to town? I have missed talking to you! And there is this GREAT italian place that you will love! ~listens~ Oh, that is the were-poodle I keep telling you about! Lets go to my lair and talk about old times!


OY! WERZAT FIVEFOWZAN GOWPEESIS YOU OWE ME, YOU WIDDOW SMEG!


FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:
OY! WERZAT FIVEFOWZAN GOWPEESIS YOU OWE ME, YOU WIDDOW SMEG!

Um, that was Saern that owed you that money, Fred. Remember?

Liberty's Edge

Fred, I think he's callin' you a liar.


OY! YOU GOW GEH THA MOONAY FRUM IM, AND GIVVIT TO ME.


No Fred. I am not calling you a liar. I just rember you telling me that SAERN owed you the money.

Liberty's Edge

Quit messin' wit' FRED and give him his gold back. SHEESH!


Heathansson, beware. When you get to 11,111 posts you will spontaneously combutt. That's not a type-o, you will turn into flaming ass. Sharoth knows this and he hates you so much that's goading you into post overload.

Thing is, when you're gone, and but a hauntingly distasteful smell in the back of all our minds... Sharoth will greatly miss you. Who are we without our foils?


MMMMM....BLACKENED WOLFY FRITTER!!! WAT ZOWDS TASDY!


AKSK AT MIFTER ZYXYGGY GUY WEM E WONT ME TOW MARAUD-LIKE.


Knowing Heath in person... why would you insult that poor dog?

Liberty's Edge

(lol)prolly the only avatar that looks like the real person on this board...every time I see it I think about, "ya shouldna mocked him, G."
;)


Yemaj wrote:
Knowing Heath in person... why would you insult that poor dog?

Why not? ~grins~


FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:
OY! WERZAT FIVEFOWZAN GOWPEESIS YOU OWE ME, YOU WIDDOW SMEG!

But since Saern is as good a friend as a red dragon can be to a Silver dragon, I will try to get your 5000 guppies that you are owed. Let me start to check at the pet stores.


YOW DOES COURT CALAMITY, WYRM.

Silver Crusade

How fitting. Were-poodle is being defended by a being no other creature has seen fit to mate with.

Don't worry, terrasque, "real beauty is on the inside." Right Heathy?


FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:
YOW DOES COURT CALAMITY, WYRM.

~wistles~ Ok, you can roll them in here! ~12 burly men roll in 6 carts with aquariums, filled with guppies~ Here are your 5000 guppies like you were asking for.

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

Sharoth wrote:
FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:
YOW DOES COURT CALAMITY, WYRM.
~wistles~ Ok, you can roll them in here! ~12 burly men roll in 6 carts with aquariums, filled with guppies~ Here are your 5000 guppies like you were asking for.

Not to tip your canoe, but those are Mollies, not guppies.


~winces~ Damn! I ordered guppies! How could that online pet store mess that up? You know the pet store. Paizo-pets.com Mike, Eric, Vic, I want my guppies!

Silver Crusade

I think they look like kopru.


Celestial Healer wrote:
I think they look like kopru.

Fred has always like fried kopru. I remember him getting very Savage over them when they wer up at high Tide.


Celestial Healer wrote:

How fitting. Were-poodle is being defended by a being no other creature has seen fit to mate with.

Don't worry, terrasque, "real beauty is on the inside." Right Heathy?

MMMM......ANGEWL FOWD. GET IMOY BELLY, HOR-DERVE!!!

Liberty's Edge

Fred's the best. He's consuming all my enemies.


Heathansson wrote:
Fred's the best. He's consuming all my enemies.

Careful furball. Fred is like a lawyer. He will eventually turn on you!

Liberty's Edge

Sharoth wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Fred's the best. He's consuming all my enemies.
Careful furball. Fred is like a lawyer. He will eventually turn on you!

meh...whatever. There's worse fates.

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Fred's the best. He's consuming all my enemies.
Careful furball. Fred is like a lawyer. He will eventually turn on you!
meh...whatever. There's worse fates.

We know. We've seen your picture.

Liberty's Edge

Oooooooh. Burn. I feel like I have my own guardian angel.

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:
Oooooooh. Burn. I feel like I have my own guardian angel.

I am the worst guardian angel ever. Apparently the idea isn't to make my mortal charge cry himself to sleep.

My bad.

Liberty's Edge

I never sleep. Nice try, though.

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:
I never sleep. Nice try, though.

I wouldn't either, if I was you. People might mistake you for roadkill.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I never sleep. Nice try, though.
I wouldn't either, if I was you. People might mistake you for roadkill.

Roadkill? I know some relatives, distant cousins really, that would take roadkill, no matter how rancid the meat is!

(~grins~ Poor Heathy, getting abused on all sides. I am almost sorry I started this thread. BTW, how is the family doing?)

Liberty's Edge

Distant cousins of what, a pole cat? Yeeesh! ;)


Heathansson wrote:
Distant cousins of what, a pole cat? Yeeesh! ;)

~winces~ A kimodo dragon has better table manners that those cousins of mine. Trust me, you really do not want to know. But they are reptiles. ~thinks and then writes a letter~ I am telling them about you and that rancid smell that surrounds you. They might just be interested in having you over for a bite.

Liberty's Edge

Paugh!!! I fear not these vulturine nibblers.


Can anyone say Fiendish Chihuahua?


Fox_Reeveheart wrote:
Can anyone say Fiendish Chihuahua?

Yes, Heathansson is that. But he is the inbred version of that.

Liberty's Edge

It's called "line breeding" gecko boy. It's how one gets champeen warwoofs.

Liberty's Edge

Nuthin more to say? Good. I win.


Heathansson wrote:
It's called "line breeding" gecko boy. It's how one gets champeen warwoofs.

~Wicked grin~ Big Ego, tiny puppy. You actually won the warwoof competition? Probably because they were laughing so much that they were not able to defend thenselves and you bit their shins until they bled to death!

Silver Crusade

Sharoth wrote:
(~grins~ Poor Heathy, getting abused on all sides. I am almost sorry I started this thread. BTW, how is the family doing?)

He can take it. He knows we love him... like the unsightly pet that we hide in the basement but feed once in a while because of the way his tail wags when he sees us.

Liberty's Edge

I bite hands, so feed me quick.

Liberty's Edge

That's right. You don't want nunna dis.

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:
That's right. You don't want nunna dis.

That's what you think.

Oh.

You meant to fight...


Heathansson wrote:
That's right. You don't want nunna dis.

Dis? The City of Brass in the Elemental Plane of Fire?

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