kobold assassin wrote: Your talkin' pretty tough there for a white dragon, Sharoth. Oh dear... :\
Celestial Healer wrote: Silly werewolf. I bet it's time for his bath. Hah! Look at your left wing. You're molting.
Heathansson wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Silly werewolf. I bet it's time for his bath. Hah! Look at your left wing. You're molting. It happens.
Hey, look at your coat. You're shedding.
No wait, that's mange.
That's my winter coat, choir boy.
Heathansson wrote: That's my winter coat, choir boy. No, it is mange! Live with it, poodle boy!
kobold assassin wrote: Your talkin' pretty tough there for a white dragon, Sharoth. ~thinks for a minute~ Hmnnnnn.... How about I hire you to eliminate Heathansson for me. I will forgive your insult and then pay you handsomly for the hit.
He only sassinates kobolds, you ramphorhynchus with too much growth hormone.
Interesting. Is he one who assassinates kobolds, or a kobold who is an assassin?
Either way, I wouldn't want to be were-poodle right now.
Celestial Healer wrote: Interesting. Is he one who assassinates kobolds, or a kobold who is an assassin?
Think about it. Think so hard your brain hums from the effort.
Buncha punk silver dragons and celestial baldy's.
Awww... It looks like someone's looking for a good scratch behind the ears.
~grabs a 60' tree and rips it out~ I will be glad to "scratch" the puppy behind the ears!
Hey! You're definitely not on Treebeard's side. Butt.
~points to the sign that says "In case of emergency, remove tree and beat were-poodle with it"~
~Hastily hides extra blank signs and poster paint behind back~
~Whistles innocently~
Get them, Treebeard! (I'm on Treebeard's side. I water him.)
Cosmo wrote:
~Hastily hides extra blank signs and poster paint behind back~
~Whistles innocently~
~looks at you and realizes that I have been framed~ Hold it right there, mister. ~wiggles my hand and mumbles while I cast "Hold Customer Service Rep"~ How dare you get me into trouble!!!
Heathansson wrote: Get them, Treebeard! (I'm on Treebeard's side. I water him.) Yes Treebeard! Get Cosmo!
I hope that in 4e., silver dragons are mute.
Heathansson wrote: I hope that in 4e., silver dragons are mute. Well, any change that they do for the "were-wolf" can only be an improvement.
Or better yet,....get rid of them entirely. Too many dragon types and all...
I hope that 4e corrects the were-wolf stats to their appropriate -8 Charisma modifier.
Celestial Healer wrote: I hope that 4e corrects the were-wolf stats to their appropriate -8 Charisma modifier. Plus a -4 to both intelegence and wisdom. And that stench! It should be a stinking cloud around him. Of course, Heathy is more of a were-rat than a were-poodle.
Heathansson wrote: Or better yet,....get rid of them entirely. Too many dragon types and all... You can never have too many dragons. However, there are too many were-whatevers!
Celestial Healer wrote: I hope that 4e corrects the were-wolf stats to their appropriate -8 Charisma modifier. So.....now I'm down to 24. Whoopty doo.
Heathansson wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: I hope that 4e corrects the were-wolf stats to their appropriate -8 Charisma modifier. So.....now I'm down to 24. Whoopty doo. I think you really mean that it would lower it to -24. That should be correct.
Wow. What are they teaching in the public schools these days?
Gotcha there, don't I, smart guy?!?
~ignores the were-poodle and does not comment on the fact that "I are a college student"~
Go you silver britches!!!
Sharoth wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: I hope that 4e corrects the were-wolf stats to their appropriate -8 Charisma modifier. Plus a -4 to both intelegence and wisdom. And that stench! It should be a stinking cloud around him. Of course, Heathy is more of a were-rat than a were-poodle. I call it my "mystic aura."
Heathansson wrote: Sharoth wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: I hope that 4e corrects the were-wolf stats to their appropriate -8 Charisma modifier. Plus a -4 to both intelegence and wisdom. And that stench! It should be a stinking cloud around him. Of course, Heathy is more of a were-rat than a were-poodle. I call it my "mystic aura." I call it "the stench of Paris Hilton and 3 otyughs in heat after an all-nighter in a Cairo gutter." Potayto/Potahto.
Soon I will have my revenge! Soon! The were-poodle will have 12,000 posts and his head will explode. ~thinks~ Not that anyone would really notice. ~sighs~ Curses! Foiled again!
The were-mutt is getting close to the magic post count of 12,000. He is right now at 11,958 posts! Soon his head will explode. The only problem is he talks out of his other end!
Sharoth, how can you treat Heathy so. I think he's cute. He'd make a lovely lap-dog.
thereal thom wrote: Or rug. Exept who would want such a mangy rug on their floor. ~shakes my head in sorrow~ Unfortunatly, the only way to deal with such a pelt is to burn it.
thereal thom wrote: Or maybe hand towel. You talk big for a guy with a strength of 7.
Your punches would heal my wounded soul like a good massage.
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