sister cities
Best of times
worst of crimes
some awful mimes
101 American pastimes.
A baseball and a hoop
one pointless thread.
A sharp point.
Another boot to the head.
the King Biscuit Flower Hour
snoochies
snoochiesSnooki
MY EYE'S, THEY BURN!
Snooki? ogay.
a spoon used as a gag. Please
Ice picks to the eyes.
A nice cup of Darjeeling.
Panda juice.
sperm whale
Captain Ahab the Arab
Mass hysteria
saltpeter tapwater dosing matrices for the eastern seaboard
a solid gold moustache grooming kit stashed in a hollowed out ivory pegleg discovered at the wreck of the Queen Anne's Revenge
a new growth site for coral
black velvet painting of Teddy Roosevelt shooting a moose
a nice rack on the lodge wall
denim rhinestone matching la-z-boys
gogurt
vodka
caviar
mine!!!
huzzah!
mine!
Urine.
29 bouncing bettys.
Prey for Hellcats
being replaced by a robot
A T1000 Terminator
stuff from Radio Shack
a radio in the backyard shack.
A robot shacking up with a radio.
One million free willed cyborgs.
A copy of Death-lok, Number 1. Mint condition.
A couple of plush animal toys.
A wind up jiggly doll.
