Dear Smurfette,

[Haley]

It's ok, my soul mate has shown me things I never thought would be possible. There's this thing he does with his... well never mind. I hope you and Spanky have a spankin' good time. (I know I am)

[Mothman]

this thread is getting completely smurfed in the smurf man.

I like smurfette taking on the blueman group though

[Heathansson]

Sounds like a really messed up blue movie.

[Tegan]

Whould the title be "Bang the drum slowly"?

[Lawgiver]

Smurfette is the only female in an entire village of guys. She has at least one kid. Somebody's gotta be doing Papa Smuft.

Conclusion: Smufette is a true slut.

I always root for Gargamelle: I want him to turn them all into a big blueberry pie.

[Aberzombie]

This is beginning to border on the extremely disturbing.

[Heathansson]

It passed that point loooooong ago.

[Tegan]

But it was fun while it lasted.

[Aberzombie]

So does this mean the post is dead? Or are there any other sick and twisted ideas about smurfs that need to be expressed?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I've moved on. There's this Barbie doll that is way hotter than her. Now...how to rid myself of that troublesome Ken?

[andLich]

Spanky my friend, you need help.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

meh...Ken ain't hard. I can take him.

[Aberzombie]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

meh...Ken ain't hard. I can take him.

Actually, he is hard in a way...plastic and all that. My recommendation is to douse him in gas, light him up, and watch him burn.

Spoiler:

Disclaimer: For those without a sense of humor, please note - we are discussing a children's toy and not a real human being.

[Tegan]

Hmmm, little creepy blue guy... or non-anatomically correct Ken...glad I'm not Barbie.

[Heathansson]

It's aliiiiive!

[Aberzombie]

Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Smurf]

We’ve got a pulse. Good job Dr. Heathansson, nurse please tell the family that it looks like their Smurf post is going to pull through after all.

[Craig Shackleton]

I've seen Smurfette riding around with a gang of kobolds lately. It's sad, really. Poor girl needs some confidence and self-respect.

[Mike McArtor]

Pretty smurfette smurfin' down the street
Pretty smurfette, the kind I smurf to meet
Pretty smurfette, I don't believe you
You're not the smurf
No one could smurf as good as you
Mercy...

[Heathansson]

Roy Orbismurf?

[Fake Healer]

I still wake up to the cold, empty bed that me and Smurfette shared....
I smurf awake at night sometimes, just smurfing. Until I smurf myself to sleep.
I smurf what you've done to me, Smurfette! I am NOT Smurfy! I am a broken smurf with no one to smurf.
Maybe it's time to smurf myself. I have nothing left to smurf for.....
It's your fault you smurfing little slut.
I smurf you....

[Dr. Smurf]

We're no smurfers to love
You know the smurfs and so do I
A full smurfitment's what I'm smurfing of
You wouldn't get this from any other smurf

I just wanna tell you how I'm smurfing
Gotta make you smurferstand

Never gonna smurf you up
Never gonna smurf you down
Never gonna smurf around and smurf you
Never gonna smurf you cry
Never gonna smurf goodbye
Never gonna smurf a lie and hurt you

[Sayler Van Merlin]

Dr. Smurf wrote:

We're no smurfers to love

You know the smurfs and so do I
A full smurfitment's what I'm smurfing of
You wouldn't get this from any other smurf

I just wanna tell you how I'm smurfing
Gotta make you smurferstand

Never gonna smurf you up
Never gonna smurf you down
Never gonna smurf around and smurf you
Never gonna smurf you cry
Never gonna smurf goodbye
Never gonna smurf a lie and hurt you

Now THAT'S smurfed up

[Aberzombie]

Where for art thou smurfette?

[Crimson Jester]

I Smurf you
You Smurf me
We're a Smurfy Family!
with a great big hug and a Smurf from me to you.
won't you say you Smurf me too!

[XxAnthraxusxX]

She told me I was the only Smurf......

[damnitall22]

Actually I saw smurfette smurfin around with some Paizo goblins the other day. I tell you the smurfed up things they were doing in the junkyard with that dog are totally smurfed up.

Oh and then that thing with the horse that was smurfing nasty.

Spoiler:

Seriously who eats dog and horse jerky?

Smurfed up I tell you!

[Mulban]

OK, did you choose the Smurfette icon because the dress is Unbifurbicated?

[Callous Jack]

What else is there to say for a thread like this?

[Heathansson]

Little smurfer little one
Made my heart come all undone
Do you love me, do you smurfer girl
Smurfer girl my little smurfer girl

I have watched you on the shore
Standing by the ocean's roar
Do you love me do you smurfer girl
Smurfer girl smurfer girl

We could ride the smurf together
While our love would grow
In my Woody I would take you everywhere I go
So I say from me to you
I will make your dreams come true
Do you love me do you smurfer girl
Surfer girl my little smurfer girl

Girl smurfer girl my little smurfer girl

Girl smurfer girl my little smurfer girl

Girl smurfer girl my little smurfer girl

[Callous Jack]

Let's go smurfin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and safari with me
(Come on and safari with...)

Early in the morning we'll be smurfin' out
Some honeys will be smurfin' along
We're smurfin' up our Woody
With our boards inside
And headin' out smurfin' our song

Come on (smurfin') baby wait and see (smurfin' safari)
Yes I'm gonna (smurfin') take you surfin' (smurfin' safari)with me
Come along (smurfin') baby wait and see (smurfin' safari)
Yes I'm gonna (smurfin') take you surfin' (smurfin' safari)with me

Let's go smurfin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and safari with me
(Come on and safari with...)

At Huntington and Malibu
They're smurfin' the pier
At Rincon they're smurfin' the nose
We're going on safari to the islands this year
So if you're smurfin' get ready to go

Come on (smurfin') baby wait and see (smurfin' safari)
Yes I'm gonna (smurfin') take you surfin' (smurfin' safari)with me
Come along (smurfin') baby wait and see (smurfin' safari)
Yes I'm gonna (smurfin') take you surfin' (smurfin' safari)with me

Let's go smurfin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and safari with me
(Come on and safari with...)

They're smurfin' in Laguna in Cerro Azul
They're smurfin' out in Dohini too
I tell you smurfing's mighty wild
It's getting bigger every day
From Hawaii to the shores of Peru

Come on (smurfin') baby wait and see (smurfin' safari)
Yes I'm gonna (smurfin') take you surfin' (smurfin' safari)with me
Come along (smurfin') baby wait and see (smurfin' safari)
Yes I'm gonna (smurfin') take you surfin' (smurfin' safari)with me

Let's go smurfin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and safari with me
(Come on and safari with...)

With me
Smurfin' Safari
With me
Smurfin' Safari
With me
Smurfin' Safari
With me
Smurfin' Safari
With me
Smurfin' Safari
With me
Smurfin' Safari
With me
Smurfin' Safari