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It means be advised, I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat constantine wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go and hump somebody else’s leg Conan, before I push yours in.
Gunny teh win!
Damn I haven't seen that movie in years. Still got Eastwood's autograph from when he went to Camp Pendleton to film parts of it.
Damn that would have been awesome.
Charles Bronson
The only person to Whup Conan, and keep her life after the fact, is Conan's Mom.
She was a wonderful Mom as seen by the quality of her son.
Mom's are the most powerful force in the universe -- never forget that, and keep it holy!
Crom.
I'm going to go ahead and say The Beyonder might have a fairly good outside shot of bringing down the big man. It's hard to beat a sentient cosmic cube.
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Sparman goll do?
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider canSpins a web, any size,
Punches Conan between the eyes.
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Kicking Conan in his big head
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a fight
Like a streak of light
He whups Conan every time.
Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Whupping Conan is his reward.
To him, life is no big hang up,
Whenever Conan gets banged up
You'll find the Spider man.
I recall The Beyonder scooped up Spidey and others for his own amusement... might have even introduced him to that neat black suit later dubbed Venom.
Aint talkin bout no fakey movie spider guy neither.
I'm talkin the really, real comic spidey.
RUN CONAN!
HAHAHA!
*pffffft* *BAM!* *pwned*
Spiderman would do some girly-ballet, flippy move trying to flank Conan. But, having been born on a battlefield and bred for war, Conan would heft his broadsword in a smooth, devastating arc and slice off both of Spiderman’s legs mid-thigh.
Spidey would hit the ground with a sploosh, and flop around screaming, while all the blood drained from his body and he died; defeated and outclassed.
Crom!
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I recall The Beyonder scooped up Spidey and others for his own amusement... might have even introduced him to that neat black suit later dubbed Venom.
Bah. Beyonder is a munchkin of Elminsteric proportions.
I recall The Beyonder scooped up Spidey and others for his own amusement... might have even introduced him to that neat black suit later dubbed Venom.Bah. Beyonder is a munchkin of Elminsteric proportions.
Well true, but I do believe Conan's and Spidey's strength is maxed out as well. ;)
In a battle of munckins, why is it the giants win?
Spiderman would do some girly-ballet, flippy move trying to flank Conan. But, having been born on a battlefield and bred for war, Conan would heft his broadsword in a smooth, devastating arc and slice off both of Spiderman’s legs mid-thigh.
Spidey would hit the ground with a sploosh, and flop around screaming, while all the blood drained from his body and he died; defeated and outclassed.
Crom!
Spidey's Spider Sense would kick in, he'd avoid the sword and make a witty remark causing Conan to meekly mutter "Crom?" as he boggled it.
The result?
*pffffft* *KAPOW!* *pwnage*
This is what Spiderman fantasized as he lay dieing at Conan’s feet.
Sad…
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Spidey's Spider Sense would kick in, he'd avoid the sword and make a witty remark causing Conan to meekly mutter "Crom?" as he boggled it.
The result?
*pffffft* *KAPOW!* *pwnage*
Okay. if....spidey was in danger from Conan, then it would kick in. However, you maintain that Conan couldn't whup Spidey. This is a falsehood, disproven by your own Spidey Sense supposition.
Ergo, Conan wins; your argument fails due to the "Spidey Sense Defence."
This is what Spiderman fantasized as he lay dieing at Conan’s feet.
Sad…
You shot coffee out of my nose.
I call shenanigans!
Don't be afraid, the power of Conan compels you!
You cannot defeat him. Bow down if you must.
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Spidey's Spider Sense would kick in, he'd avoid the sword and make a witty remark causing Conan to meekly mutter "Crom?" as he boggled it.
The result?
*pffffft* *KAPOW!* *pwnage*
Okay. if....spidey was in danger from Conan, then it would kick in. However, you maintain that Conan couldn't whup Spidey. This is a falsehood, disproven by your own Spidey Sense supposition.
Ergo, Conan wins; your argument fails due to the "Spidey Sense Defence."
If the Sense don't fit...
You must acquit.
Count Juan Raphael Dante could whup Conan, even thought Count Juan Raphael Dante is dead. Imagine what a live Count Juan Raphael Dante would do.
(I like saying "Count Juan Raphael Dante" repeatedly. Try it; it's fun)
Isn't he the guy that goes, "One! One chocolate cake. Two! Two vampire bats." ...
Conan would glance at this guy and he'd pee his cape.
*Edit: This guy
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Count Juan Raphael Dante could whup Conan, even thought Count Juan Raphael Dante is dead. Imagine what a live Count Juan Raphael Dante would do.
(I like saying "Count Juan Raphael Dante" repeatedly. Try it; it's fun)
And yet....Conan has a comic, and Dante advertized in some other guys' comics. Like Conan's.
Conan would bow to the power of the Hypnotoad.
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Sparman goll do?Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Punches Conan between the eyes.
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Kicking Conan in his big head
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.In the chill of night
At the scene of a fight
Like a streak of light
He whups Conan every time.Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Whupping Conan is his reward.To him, life is no big hang up,
Whenever Conan gets banged up
You'll find the Spider man.
GTFOOH!!! LOL!!!
This page has the ad I recognize from Micronauts comics of yore...
Nice pose, dude. ;)
That guy was in the back of all my early comics.
Yeh...kick sand in MY face will ya!!!
I know dynamic tension, black belt acadamy, AND I got the 500-man footlocker Army to back my ass up.
Plus, my x-ray glasses help me pinpoint your heart for my deathclaw.
I remember those. Just glasses with tiny feathers in front of them, fashioned to look like handbones.
Count Juan Raphael Dante could whup Conan, even thought Count Juan Raphael Dante is dead. Imagine what a live Count Juan Raphael Dante would do....
That is Count Countula. Did you grow up in an isolation chamber?
... This ...
... This guy ...
I don't know, these two pics look strikingly similar; and at the same time dis-similar in a way that makes you think The Count is trying to hide something.
But, in all cases and in all costumes, Conan would kick his ass!
It just occured to me. No one could kick Conan's ass.
He's the embodiement of boundless rage, lust, vengeance, the ability to use tools (see sword)... he is the darkest corner, the sharpest fang of man's food-chain-topping potential. Since what we know is that man is real and that, for many, the jury is out on metaphysical entitites and powers... the question becomes "Which one of you wants to go up against a massive 'roids freak with a large weapon who's got years of killing and pit fighting experience and is already mad at you like you did something to his momma?"
Nomme.
::Averts eye contact and shuffles off::
In the tales no human is ever described as stronger than Conan, although several are mentioned as taller (such as the strangler Baal-pteor) or of larger bulk. Although Conan is muscular, Howard frequently compares his agility and way of moving to that of a panther.
During his reign as king of Aquilonia, Conan was "… a tall man, mightily shouldered and deep of chest, with a massive corded neck and heavily muscled limbs.
Abilities
Despite his brutish appearance, Conan uses his brain as well as his brawn. The Cimmerian is a talented fighter, but his travels have given him vast experience in other trades, especially as a thief; he is also a talented commander, tactician and strategist, as well as a born leader. In addition, Conan speaks many languages, including advanced reading and writing abilities: in certain stories, he is able to recognize, or even decipher, certain ancient or secret signs and writings.
Another noticeable trait is his sense of humour, largely absent in the comics and movies but very much a part of Howard's original vision of the character, particularly apparent in "Xuthal of the Dusk," also known as "The Slithering Shadow." He is a loyal friend to those true to him, with a barbaric code of conduct that often marks him as more honorable than the more sophisticated people he meets in his travels. Indeed, his straightforward nature and barbarism are constants in all the tales.
Conan is practically invincible in hand-to-hand combat. With his back to the wall so that he cannot be surrounded, Conan is capable of engaging and killing opponents by the score. This is seen in several stories, such as "Queen of the Black Coast", "The Scarlet Citadel" and "A Witch Shall be Born". Conan is not superhuman, though: he did need the providential help of Zelata's wolf to defeat four Nemedian soldiers in the story The Hour of the Dragon. Some of his hardest victories have come from fighting single opponents of inhuman strength: one such as Thak, the ape man from "Rogues in the House," or the strangler Baal-Pteor in "Shadows in Zamboula." Conan is far from untouchable and has been captured several times (knocking himself out drunkenly running into a wall after being betrayed,
although he still slays the people initially sent to arrest him; after a fall from a wounded horse; by magical means) but never as a result of martial failings.
Conan is...
you should reference your source(s) when you cut & paste
you should reference your source(s) when you cut & paste
TY Tensor!I'm guilty as charged a plagiarism pirate!
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, so to ever wrote this! there ya go!(btw is wikipedia like anybody and thier grandmother!
I do give credit on most of my cut and paste, however wikipedia list like 50 people...so hows does I do that..
Hmmm... I hope this isn't the last post on this page.
<Look down here in the left corner of the post. I believe 50th post is the last page.(601-649)
Ayyup it is!