Stay Puft head congealing in its own
pool of sugary sweet vomit. On Saturday
complaining incessantly about groundhogs and proton packs...
A roving pack of grandmas dug it
spell casters being superior to non casters
shiny new quarters and sweet chews scattered
haphazardly across the filthy privy floor, but
proved the chainsaw was mightier than the
Depends chainmail they sported. "Silly armor to
...soon it will be Christmas Day!" shouted
Lady Wrangler bootcut jeans, sporting a Skoal
stuff she got while dumpster diving behind
Paternity tests proved that the Grinch was
the true father of Tiger Woods's kids
and his heart shrank three sizes! Lawyers
, guns, and money were sent via DHL
to the Contra's, who sold them for
skeins of radioactive yarn in attractive colors.
knitters to mess with Texas!"
Jeff Dunham
visited many lovely lakes and dentists. Afterwards
he ordered a Crunchy Frog and Albatross.
Although his Norwegian Blue was stone dead,
that some sucker would buy it. Jeff
Cried, "Weee weee weee," all the way
to the Motor Mile, where he hoped
the last train to clarksville would be
a giant transforming robot in disguise which
would be operated by a Topemhat clone
and finally rid the city of roaches.
smelled," crooned Jeff. "I must remember to
consult with Michael Bay and Rob Zombie
On the best American Idol look-a-likes that