Someone offstage questioned "No?" and Samuel shouted
"I shoulda had a shotgun". His mind
probably get out of this alive, instead
it's time for an interpretive dance, motherf*****s!
He pop-n-locked, batusi'd, and waltzed his way
into the heart of a grateful nation
and out through its lower gastrointestinal tract.
The footage was taken down from YouTube
due to a copyright warning from Disney
then the Lawyer Pie Fight of 2015
began in earnest, with one lawyer throwing
used car sales in the tri-state
buffet table shriek girlishly and soil himself
, which disgusted enough lawyers, they decided to
bring a class action suit against the
the Lord Humungus, the ayatollah of rock-and-rollah!
This proved to be ill advised because
some musclebound hockey playing warlord
. Not to be outdone, El Presidente began
didnt join in due to my knee
being shattered by goons in the employ
revolutionary leader El Guapo,who despises dancing.
Every fiesta, the children stand around looking
directly at the sun until their tears
flow freely. El Guapo's men then collect
the tears for a potent mind control
formula. The mixture is spritzed during sporting
events held throughout Mexico and Southern Texas.
El Guapo's mind controlled army then begins
to buy all the used cars in
because the shipping costs alone were more
Relaxing in Jamaica, El Guapo declares that