The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[drunken_nomad]

own weight in ice cream. Kathy bulged

[Celestial Healer]

Heathansson wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

hazardous for lycanthropes and Kathy Griffin. The

Hold up. Hold up. Why is silver hazardous to Kathy Griffin?

It's one of her special qualities (Ex). But you'll have to ask her for more details...

I also have ranks in Craft (Random, Irrelevant Celebrities to Drop into Word Games).

[Celestial Healer]

drunken_nomad wrote:

own weight in ice cream. Kathy bulged

like a hot air balloon before she

[Vattnisse]

violently exploded like a gargantuan Coke-and-Mentos mixer

[Celestial Healer]

. Bits and pieces flew into Rachel Rae's

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

perfectly landscaped English garden, in which a

[Heathansson]

garden gnome, animated by the wicked infernal

[Vattnisse]

spirit conjured by the unnatural explosion, slowly

[drunken_nomad]

fed the koi fish into the woodchipper

[Heathansson]

and called it performance art. Gnorman Gnome,

[Vattnisse]

as the short ceramic fiend called himself,

[Heathansson]

was just getting warmed up. His next

[Vattnisse]

project was to force innocents to watch

[drunken_nomad]

dogs and cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA!

[Celestial Healer]

Then he invited Leonard Nimoy to sing

[Wandslinger]

Kumbayah, making the pub into a smarmy

[Celestial Healer]

love-in with ankhegs and aboleths and various

[Vattnisse]

other slime-encrusted aberrations. With a demented cackle,

[drunken_nomad]

and a sock puppet named Steve, he

[Larry Lichman]

broke out the fire hose and sprayed

[Aberzombie]

several fire elementals who were just trying

[Vattnisse]

to quietly sip their lukewarm Guinness and

[Heathansson]

fend off people jabbing them with hotdogs

[Vattnisse]

and jalapeno s'mores. "AAAARGH! Water!!!", howled the

[Heathansson]

Wicked Witch of the West, as the

[Vattnisse]

cool, pure liquid seared her impure flesh

[Aberzombie]

, burned out her eyes, and caused her

[Heathansson]

freakishly large nose to melt down her

[Celestial Healer]

little cocktail dress that she wore to

[Aubrey the Malformed]

cover her large, but pert and firm

[Vattnisse]

, bellybutton, which also doubled as a handy-dandy

[Heathansson]

smuggling hole for certain illicit things like

[Celestial Healer]

mind flayer porn and fermented pixie stix

[Heathansson]

the fiendish codex, the book of excellent

[Vattnisse]

kender jokes, and, worst of all, the

[Vy-Dann]

book came to life and surpizingly ate

[Vattnisse]

the melty-faced witch. "Ha! Poetic justice!", gloated

[Celestial Healer]

Barry Bostwick as he munched on a

[Heathansson]

frankfurter, along with some riff raff, meatloaf,

[Celestial Healer]

and the head of a live chicken

[Vattnisse]

(he needed its body for Voodoo rituals)

[drunken_nomad]

Doctor Scott was busy in Columbia and

**(can I say that here?)

[Heathansson]

Rocky watched Bullwinkle pull a rabbit out

[Vattnisse]

of a beat-up old hat. "How did

[Reggie]

you manage that?" asked Pooh, appearing from

[Heathansson]

stage left. Rocky grunted, "mmmgh." Meatloaf ate

[Vattnisse]

meatloaf, before belting "Paradise by dashboard light"

[drunken_nomad]

then burst his belt with his manboobs

[Heathansson]

and beating up bradednortonpitt real hardcore like

[Vy-Dann]

a weedeater on high, in his fruit-of-the-looms.