knife with cunning runes on the blade
to warn anyone he stabbed to death
that they shouldn't have messed with Texas
That psycho, Grouchy Smurf, stole that knife
in order to mess with Texas; once
Texas got wind of that fell thievery,
he got Mongo to knockout his horse.
However, the unhorsed Grouchy Smurf wasn't helpless
as the unconscious horse farted in his
biscuit batter earlier that day, so those
liars who said it was just herbs
were proven WRONG! WA HA HA HA!
"I never said that", complained Texas Pup
as he whipped out his pistolas of
hyperfast blasting. "Anyone suggestin' that'll
git uh mawth chock fulla lead in
no tahm at all, you yellow-bellied varmint
hippies!" Then without warning, he fell on
the smurfs in full frenzy, going wild,
biting, clawing and kicking like a ornery
dragon with a Paladin stuck in its
teeth, until the smurfs found out his
dentures didn't fit real well and yanked
them out. Then, the dentures animated (an
unusual and esoteric quality of these particular
dentures stolen from Mordenkainen as he slept,)
-attacking their former captor, the Texan, who
did not fear the nonsilver clapping fangs.
To his dismay, the rogue teeth chomped
and did get blood, these cysquatch fangs,
ripping through Texas Wolf's imitation eelskin boots
but not touching his perfect hair. Wolfy
then cried out in dismay, "What have
I done” as a train came rolling
, a cheeky little blue tank engine named
Samoht the Train, along with his friends
Black Leaf, Azathoth, and the man with
and Valium, the "little engine that wouldn't
shut up, even if it was in a
cave filled with sleeping pirahna headed chihuahuas.
Samoht then rallied his band of merry
train-spotting henchpersons and gathered up their assembled
freight cars, coal cars, passenger cars, and
cattle cars as they set out on
a five year mission to explore strange
mens' necktie displays, following orders from Mister
Rogers that they try to be neighborly
to the Klingons by punching them in
their +1 mithral plate armor, causing much
hilarity to ensue as Mel Brooks emerged
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