the sins of the father
it was a hypnotic pheromone
Made of the urine from
goblin sharks that had been
five year period. It Smelled
so bad, insects dropped dead
fall in love with you.
"Your politics are, like, uncool",
the office ninja said when
Quinn the Eskimo gets here
everybodie's gonna jump for joy.
cause there aren't any eskimos
at least, none alive. Quinn
was a wanted man in
Horton "Halfhobbit" Hangnail's farm because
of some films he made
involving Smuckers Strawberry Preserves and
eau d'Rove he tested on
frowned on by clerics of
Iuz, Zuggtmoy and Demogorgon. The
Pelor didn't have much problem
they gutted them and stuffed
their gizzards with potpourri and
sold them on QVC for
kobolds everywhere swore to make
get in the carpool lane.
Traffic in Seattle was already
beyond the ken of mortals
Hasbro, although nobody knew this.
all major freeways were canceled.
Instead, commuters rode spider eaters
end of all things. Clouds
of smoke covered the valley
,and people couldn't see the
sun exploding in a ball
of fire and energy. Blackness