Is it the latest fashion to talk in impossible accents on this thread?
Hmmmm eva note-ice thit ya look like an al-e-gator?
Yes I have, now permit me to destroy the witnesses.
*Zaaaaaaaaap*
Yes I have, now permit me to destroy the witnesses.
*Zaaaaaaaaap*
You say zap, I say...
Nothing important. Carry on.
Brains...wait why did i not get a fort save?
(omnipresent DM respons)
"Because i said so."
Well, yuh see sonnie, back in my day we hads ourselves a grand ol' accent. Plus, we gotses Fortitude saves, and there was still nine planits.
Fasssion; FASS on you saith thar nah; hunh; Har be alz you need ta know about fassion; now lookey har nah;
Lets say; fassion youze a Nightmare k
4 parts gin
2 parts Maderia
2 parts cherry brandy
some orange juice fer color
combine wit cracke parts o ice elemental; git yous a girly with nice jublies ta shake it all up n down lak; pour n drink; kiss da girl. Share wit yer friendlies er use it ta make some friendlies.
youse needz mOr fassion I kin teach yas howda fassion youz all a Zombie or a Leprachaun.
<= plays a trick on Larry and makes his beer can everfull :)
<= takes a PBR and shotguns it, passes around da whiskey bottle fer a chaser.
thanky much
Ah dun heer dat dem kohbalts make good boots, jes lahk alleygatters.
But it takes more kohbalts to make one boot cuzza dere sahz.
Hey, now Cthullu's here...
You have no idea how often I've asked myself that question...
Say. I think I made 1,000 posts. At last.
*Waits for shock to pass*
I can't believe it!!! AT LAST!!! I MADE IT!!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!
hold on a sec...
hey you kids!!! Get the hell out of my yard!!! Yeah you!
okay, I'm back.
They are probably hippie kids.
Dang kids...
Don't make me sacrifice you to Glittergold.
He doesn't?
*Turns to victims on alter*
Maybe I've misunderstood something in my god's dogma...
Ah dun heer dat dem kohbalts make good boots, jes lahk alleygatters.
But it takes more kohbalts to make one boot cuzza dere sahz.
Alright, just startin' to translate this.
'I hear that kobolds make good...'HEY!!!
Excuse me while I kill and stuff a certain werepoodle.
hold on a sec...
hey you kids!!! Get the hell out of my yard!!! Yeah you!
okay, I'm back.
Ah dun heer dat dem kohbalts make good boots, jes lahk alleygatters.
But it takes more kohbalts to make one boot cuzza dere sahz.
Alright, just startin' to translate this.
'I hear that kobolds make good...'
HEY!!!
They might make good hats too.
Merry Christmass indeed...Merry Christmass indeedy... :]
Merreh Christmas, alla ya' gals an' fellers. Mosta ya'll dusserv it.
Lessen yer a hippeh.
I have at last returned to haunt you all!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
walnaw; weez gitten allreedy fer a snooze yar celabratin; blackeyed peas n cornbread fer all.
mmhummmh
Kill da wabbit!