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hey fellers!
lookey here I got sum uh gramma's dandeeline whiskey here.
burns sumtin fierce wheni goes down.
glug glug... ACCKCK!
tridout!
ifn yall kin still see yall aint drinking either nuff or fast nuff; lets step on ta somtim bit more exicing n dance wit the lightning
<snap> (everyone gets a jigger of liquid white lightning, ozone fills the air)
Ok; time ta kiss da worm; Tekillya shots fer everbody
<snap>
you lightweights can chase it wit orange juice
<snap>
look up boyz; dat wierd glow; dats moonshine; tends ta make some folk skin crawl; ifn they grow excessive hare all sudden lake; and start to howl and froth at the mouth, better kickem in the nards n run; least ways I saw dat worked in oneadem moving picture shows.
It's amazin' what'll happen round ere iffen a body takes off a few days fer vacabishunizing.
Darn Judge won' eben let me bahk in da court-house dere.
Gotta be da gremmnibs fahlt.
Er...mebbe da hippehs.
<sigh> pass me sumtin' ta drink.
whoa howzit guys. What I when miss? Whoa hippies! Whea's my hippie banishin' spray?
well, here be some o dat Ki Anne pepper; jez throw it at dem n hold yer breath; dont chuck it inta da wind r you might have a problem; good az any spell n adds a little spice ta da mix.
ayup
Wut?
Wuzat? chew C somtin?
Ah gay-rohn-tee!