Uh-huh.
Hey man u guys are mean i'm outta (Run as fast as his saddles will let him) Stupid rednecks!......
Hey! Hey you hippeh! Git off meh properteh! Hey, hippeh, ya know how sum folks'll shoot tress'mpassers on thay're properteh? Heh. Y'all 'll be lucky if Ah only shoots ya. Don' make me git mah tractor!Hey man I heard you guys were BBQing slabs of meat and drunking beer and shooting at my friends. Hey man thats not cool man....You damn fr'ging hippe! Get the 'ell outta he'e. No'w!
(Readies his Shotgun of Hippe Doom and Dread)
I 'hink we skared hi' 'of.
well now; hippie dudes I gots no use for; but hippie girls are down right snuggelable :) lez keep dem. Der is nuttin like lookin inta da vacant stare of a bubbly, smiling, treehugger ta spice up yer BBQ sauce n make ya want ta share yer pork sammich n beer. Sigh, might be a trap doh, I keep getting da ones who use dat deer in the headlights stare ta hide der shrewd intelligence n waspish natures; sheesh, somebody needs ta do some of dat inventin n come up wit a way ta sort da wolves from da sheep.
dat boy musta had to much hot chili; he took ofn lak he had da runs :)
Dass raht.
See all dem shattered world posts? wut happen; somebody knock down der beer keg inta the tasty viddles and spill it all onta da floor?
must ate a jal a pen yo before that last post; cause that garble is not what I said.
well, i wenen didit, changed my look soaz to distinguish mahself from that lichman feller. felt pretty funny walkin inta that salon an all, but.... ayup.
Giddyup yall, der might be a free fur all
Geez doggies; I dun talked myself dry on another thread; beers fur all
<snap; veryones drinking containers refill with their favorite libations as the Efreeti drinks down a whole growler of brew>
yea haw; dat hit the spot; here ya are; it be a hot one coming
<snap; another refill>
lets refresh dat refreshmint
<snap- drinks get refilled>
well now; hippie dudes I gots no use for; but hippie girls are down right snuggelable :) lez keep dem. Der is nuttin like lookin inta da vacant stare of a bubbly, smiling, treehugger ta spice up yer BBQ sauce n make ya want ta share yer pork sammich n beer. Sigh, might be a trap doh, I keep getting da ones who use dat deer in the headlights stare ta hide der shrewd intelligence n waspish natures; sheesh, somebody needs ta do some of dat inventin n come up wit a way ta sort da wolves from da sheep.
yew kuwd git yerself a pet ilithid ta chek them hippie girls out, if days drop ded then it survz'em raht fer tryin ta trap ya, and if'n tha girl lives, then her hed really is vacant and she's all yers...
tha harecut din keep fer long. now ah look lahk a dang hippy.
>snort<
Dayum.... Hooz gote is dis? Dat stoopid critter dun woke me up from mah fahv-day nap. Dayng thang choowin' on mah beerd lahk dat--hoo wooda thunk? Mus' be wunna dem hippeh-gotes.
Ah'm gessin' ah'll hafta have mahsel' anudder pahnt er tree uv dat beer.
Hot today... hot yesterday... hotter today...
*plays dueling banjos*
Mah spitoon dun falled oft da porch, agin...