Naa, it's gonna take more ena gremlin to scare off the likes of me. I don't scare easily, I got kids.
well now; a raightly put together monster truck can motor the seven seas; dem tairs be biggins n will float a pickemuptruck jez fine.
I reckon der not be to many hippies left after dat short fellar get through wit em.
well; I gots me new BBQ pit dug after dat ailing invasion; n got me some nice parts from the junk yard all welded to getter so will begin to fiar it up in a bit n get some viddles on da grill.
got me a powful thurst though; anyone else fer a refill?
I be suppozin you want oneadem girly smurf drinks wit a staw; well now; will have one wit ya; dis here is called a Zombie n has several to many types o fermented cane squeezins in em; dey right good but can leave you face down in da dirt ifn ya have to much too fast.
<snap, two quart sized Zombie drinks appear complete with a slice of orange peel and a mini umbrella>
A toast ta the dead; dis here is fer ya Tommy?
*Tegan comes walkin’ up the path singing, “You getta line, I’ll getta pole, huuunny. You getta line, I’ll getta pole, baaabe. You getta line, I’ll getta pole, we’ll go down tew tha crawdad hole, huuunny, baaaabeee, miiiine”*
Hey y’all, ah cawt a mess ah fish down at tha river. Heck, looks like Valegrim dun fahrd up tha grill. I’ll go get sum cedar planks outta tha tank an nahl these here fishey’s to da boards. Mmm, mmm, good eats comin’ up!
EDIT: FARVIGNUGIN!! That April 1 bug needs SQUISHED
My eldest jr. she'd eat that thar fishy raw, withn' that green slimy stuff round it an all..dang kids, don't know nuthin these days.
EDIT: Dang bugs too!
*plucks banjo*
Ayup.
My eldest jr. she'd eat that thar fishy raw, withn' that green slimy stuff round it an all..dang kids, don't know nuthin these days.
EDIT: Dang bugs too!
Yep, I don't unnerstand them hippies eatin raw fish an ahl. I lahk mahn fried, blackened or smoked on a plank.
ooh doggies; if there be crawdads there be catfishes too <hands a pail to Tegan> garl; you er gittin more n more like a drop o sunshine on a rainy day <big smile> you git some of dem in dat pail n I'll go make up a nice rub n butter sauce n we kin have us a real gut time; we git enough left over n I will make up a act of down home lovin gumbo that will blow yer, uhm, socks, yeah that be the ticket; yer socks off er maybe sometin a bit higher. I got this here special sausage I been hangin in de smokehaus n it gar en teed to put some bite n it and I gots some peppars that are shore to clan out any varmits down in yers r anyones digestive track; shurly dat Abner Zombie nees some cause he neer let me spice er pickle no BRAAAIIINS fer him; gots me some good ol recipes fer it too.
well not; you boot scoot outa here n walk like you gots a purpose; I'll get the rest of dis crawdad boil ready; here, better take this fer bait n this in case you get thirsty; <hands a bucket of chum n a special drinking backpack o' Tegans favorite beverage of the moment>
*plucks banjo*
Mmmm-hmmmm
Well, I got me some nice gremlins appetizers here; gremlins on a stick as it were; spiced right with bit o zing; here have one wit a beer. Teach dem to mess wit my BBQ pit.
Wahl sweetie efreeti, har's yohr bucket a mudbugs. Time ta start boilin' 'em.
Wahl now, I gotta friend that dun washed up over here, from Nawlin's, who'll tell ya the best mudbugs come frum her boiler ahn she ain't sharin' her secret recipe. :o)
Dem vamp Hips took me blood ahhhh
If *YOU* contribute to a tired joke for 37 pages on a message board . . . you might be a redneck . . . ;^)
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Why is this thread not in Off-Topic Discussions?
I've been thinking about moving it for a very long time.
I've also been thinking of making a new poll -- "Should we move the untitled thread to the off-topic forum?"
I haven't done either yet. I might still.
I love this thread.
wall, na; this hare thread iz more about rallplayin that most and iz hardley off topic; heck, beer n BBQ IS da topic of good livin n rallplayin er avatars in da D&D thread seems jez bout raight ta me, well, gotta git dem mudbugs in da stock wit dem boiled tater, carrots n onions wit dem herbs n spices till dey tern bright pink, g dem fishes on da grill.
Dis only take a bit; best git yet places et the table; I put onna fresh tablecover n will drain dis and put it inna long tray in da middle; da cornbread iszabout done too n all de other fixins is ready; k- its done; leemme drain, n serve; dis here is a meal were I best not see no forks er nothing like that..
<pours the drained lobster boil on a long tray; sets the grilled fish an a rack; n serves it all up at the table; which groans a bit with the weight of all the food.>
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Heck, we'z'n's bin havin' a right good swar-ay all dis time til dem funny talkin' folk bin comin' 'round pokin' fun et us. Dat Anglish fella wuz ahl-rite in my book thow, still kinda weird-like. Now's we's got sum Rev-newer tryin' ta git us off our prah-pur-ty. Heck, mossa-da time we's juss sittin' 'ere lak a buncha dawgs bin shown a card trick.
Thanks for da grub dere Big Vale!
Diggin ya'll dey pleanty more; here, let me refill yer drinks so youse kin wet yer whistle.
<snap>
Whut? who done sayd whut?
Yup.
Pass da butter pls