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Liberty's Edge

Is them smurfages?


Whew...

Liberty's Edge

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AWED wrote:
I Like Mountain Dew bettter!!!! FLY by night with Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!

You would, wouldn't you.

Dark Archive Contributor

Heathansson wrote:
Is them smurfages?

No... smurf-ages. :P


Aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! I've been smurphed!


Apparently misspelling that word does not, in fact, make you immune. I have been misinformed.

Liberty's Edge

Zmurf!


Smarfin smarfs. And what the heck happened to my earlier post, I thought they fixed that part?

Liberty's Edge

Dagum smarf zompy's err wers thin them smarf hippy's.


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Scarab Sages

Ballistic book hair and a worthy german fruitcake.

Liberty's Edge

Aber-Bob, them hippys spiked yerr hooch wit' somethin'.

Scarab Sages

Wily cupcakes screaming words of pudding!

Liberty's Edge

Wutsit like?


So wut did you be c in down by the river thar? seemed like dem hippies was doing some weird bathin ritual standing in a line dunkin each others then going ofn da butches fer some intimation. I tried but failed to find a way to save em from da perilous waters derbouts, der is prolly some HOH elemtal er Marid O EVIL down der being all wicked n charmin lak. I was gonna set da whole meadow on fire, trees n all, but dat would only be counterproductivelike and chase em into the depths of dat evil water. I went down der wit some BBQ n Beer n saved a few, but dem with da wight robes n mystical dead look in der eyes kept shakin some type of hellish water on me and I had to run fer it. So... dont mind dat group of semi clothed gals n girls over there eatin BBQ and swillin down some beer with all da fixins; I dun saved dem n think dey gonna make a nice pit crew.

Scarab Sages

Smurfin hippies!

Liberty's Edge

Yup.


yepper...

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so...


Dirk Gently wrote:
Aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! I've been smurphed!

No your just a kitty hehehehe


AWED wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:
Aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! I've been smurphed!
No your just a kitty hehehehe

Wix, I hate you with every fiber of my being.

(And cats are cute, don't diss them, or I'll tear you into shreds with my kitty claws.)

Scarab Sages

Whut in tha wide world is you fellers talkin bout? Ya'll ain't none o'them hippies is ya?


Not that I am aware of.

Scarab Sages

Ya shore do talk kinda funny.


Dirk Gently wrote:
AWED wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:
Aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! I've been smurphed!
No your just a kitty hehehehe

Wix, I hate you with every fiber of my being.

(And cats are cute, don't diss them, or I'll tear you into shreds with my kitty claws.)

i wasn't dissing i was laughting muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha....haha.

Scarab Sages

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Dark Archive

Ayup.

Scarab Sages

Whar is evybody!


*ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz* *snort*

Huh? Wazzat? Them durn tree-huggin' kobolds back agin?

Scarab Sages

F@#$ing hippies!


I ain't got narry a clew as ta wut thay wuz doin dunkin each other but I lured some inta tha bushes and all I'll say about that is, don't spect nun of em ta come back, lessin thay end up like ol Aberzombie thar. *evil giggle*

Scarab Sages

Long as they ain't a'comin back as no vampiros. Blood suckers tain't no better'n hippies (or laywers fer that matter).

Liberty's Edge

I just wanna let everybody know I started this untitled thread, not Sebastian. I posted, then thought the idea was cheesy and deleted my post. By the time that happened, Sebastian had posted, and it looked like he was the originator. There was no way to undo what I had done.

I really didn't mean to trick anybody, I was in the process of editing myself, and that's what happened.

Sorry, Sebastian.

I'll periodically post a disclaimer here if that'll clarify things.

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:

I just wanna let everybody know I started this untitled thread, not Sebastian. I posted, then thought the idea was cheesy and deleted my post. By the time that happened, Sebastian had posted, and it looked like he was the originator. There was no way to undo what I had done.

I really didn't mean to trick anybody, I was in the process of editing myself, and that's what happened.

Sorry, Sebastian.

I'll periodically post a disclaimer here if that'll clarify things.

That's OK Heathy, I forgive you. Hell, I'll go one step further and actually thank you for starting this thread. This one is all about having fun and being social. In fact, when I consider that, I don't now how anyone could have thought anyone else started it.

Scarab Sages

someone wrote:
someone wrote:
I am no hippie!!!!!!!!!! or laywer!!!!!!!! hahaha

But what about that game you play on your DS?

Lawyer.

Whut in tha wide werld o'sports is ya tawkin bout son? Tain't nobody here whut ken understand haf o'tha things yer sayin.

edit: whar in tha heck did that feller's post go? It wuz here just a couple o'minutes ago.

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Heathansson wrote:

I just wanna let everybody know I started this untitled thread, not Sebastian. I posted, then thought the idea was cheesy and deleted my post. By the time that happened, Sebastian had posted, and it looked like he was the originator. There was no way to undo what I had done.

I really didn't mean to trick anybody, I was in the process of editing myself, and that's what happened.

Sorry, Sebastian.

I'll periodically post a disclaimer here if that'll clarify things.

You really don't need to apologize, I am in no way, shape, or form offended. I thought it was funny at the time and still think it's funny now. Tis a good thread, and if anything, you should be bitter that I steal the credit for it by having the first post.

Now, posting as Sebastard the Rules Lawyer...

...okay, that's funny too.

We're cool Heathy, I've got no ill will towards you. Let me know if Heath N. Asson or any of my crap every gets on your nerves and I will be sure to knock it off.

Aberzombie - there's a DS game where you can play as a lawyer. It's not proven to make you a commie liberal pinko bastard, but I think you should give it a try just in case. ;-)

Liberty's Edge

Dude. I've revoked my legal right to take offense to most things; the Heath N. asson thing is good theatre.

Scarab Sages

Heathy, yer startin ta sound lahk one o'them hippies. Are ya feelin OK?

Liberty's Edge

Heeeeey, myan. I'm feelin' grewvy. It's gidd.

Peace, bro.

Scarab Sages

Aw shucks and dagnabit! Looks lahk ya dun got dosed wit sum o'that thar hippie drug Heathy! HEY CH! We got us a problem over here!

Liberty's Edge

Hey myan. It's just lentils.

Don't get all heavy.


Might be we jus need ta hook 'im up to tha still. That'll flush it outta 'is systum.

*Sorry about mistaking this as being started by Sebastian, hope I didn't offend or pi$$ off anyone over on the other thread.*

Liberty's Edge

Oh no! Zombys!! A hole slew o' them! Thay's trinta ate CHUCK NORRIS!!!


Tell ya wut...

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:
Oh no! Zombys!! A hole slew o' them! Thay's trinta ate CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Heh. Thay wont git far with Chuck. That boah'll roundhouse-kick em back ta tha grave.

Makes me think we oughtta get that boah ta clean up all these here hippies.

Scarab Sages

Mebbe Chuck'd take care o'them hippies if'n he had the proper moeteevashun. Ah'm thankin we should give em sum o'Valegrim's brew.

But hey now, ya got ta leave them t'other zombehs be. Them folk is muh kin. They don't mean no harm no how.

Silver Crusade

Surreh, zombeh. Didn't mean ta offend yer kin. Thay kin stay, specially if thay're good at helpin with ar hippie infesticashun. Dang hippies, ain't even worth meh bullets. Ah dun started hurlin rocks at em.

Scarab Sages

Ya cain't erffend muh kin, they's just reglar zombehs, not Ju Jus lahk ah am. They kinda wander round a'goin "bbrrraaaaiiiinnnnssss" alla time.


... I lost track

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