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Silver Crusade

Ah dun found a-nuther hippie hydin in the ole fridgeratur out back. He dun thought no one 'd notice im thare. He dun had such a surprised look on 'is face, Ah couldn't a-stop laffin while Ah was shootin 'im.

Scarab Sages

Ya shoulda just closed tha frigerater door on em an put tha padlock on.

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
Ya shoulda just closed tha frigerater door on em an put tha padlock on.

Ah store mah collection of Mah Little Ponies in thare! Ah'd have ta git em evenchally.

Uh. Did Ah say Mah Little Pony? Ah meant... er... man stuff.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:

Ah store mah collection of Mah Little Ponies in thare! Ah'd have ta git em evenchally.

Uh. Did Ah say Mah Little Pony? Ah meant... er... man stuff.

Whut in tha wide world o'sports!?! Is ya sure yer OK thar CH. Didja get hit onna hed er somethin?

Silver Crusade

Ayup.

Scarab Sages

Night Jimmmy Bob!

The Exchange

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber

so what's up B?

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Ya shoulda just closed tha frigerater door on em an put tha padlock on.

Ah store mah collection of Mah Little Ponies in thare! Ah'd have ta git em evenchally.

Uh. Did Ah say Mah Little Pony? Ah meant... er... man stuff.

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Paizo Employee Managing Developer

Cosmo wrote:

*zzzzZZZzzz*

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*mumblemumbleMUMBLE!*

*zzzZZZzzzzz*

Fahve herrs un turdy minuts 'go Ah was the fust postah on dis page, an' now dat's all differn't.

Scarab Sages

Mornin Bobby Sue!

Scarab Sages

Victor wrote:
so what's up B?

Hey CH, looks lahk we got us nother hippie.

Scarab Sages

Wuz it sumthin ah said?


*Tegan comes out of the house, onto the porch*

Wahl boahs, did I miss anythin durin my nap?

Liberty's Edge

They's in otyugh ast ben eatin' hippuhs.
End a kobold trab is muvved in undreath muh dubelwade.

Scarab Sages

Least ways them thar koebolds is perty hard workin fellers. Mebbe ya ken git em ta help ya build some hippuh traps.

Liberty's Edge

Thet's' uh gud ideer.


yep

Silver Crusade

All them kobolds 'n otyughs 'r gettin ta the hippies afore Ah cain. Jus' as Ah'm takin aim, those dang hippies get caut in theh trap, or dun get eatin bah that otyugh. Ah gots ta shoot me a hippie for mehself.


weeel, quite a few o dem hippies aight rightly dead; I done saw quite a few o dem git up rightly smack at da wichin 'our and shamble offndat direction. *points*

I wasa jus coming out ta reload da smokehouse; caint let dat faer go out er we gits no smoke when i done seen it all happen. well, now; like a done said; they shambled off n dat directon mumblin something with a B; like BREEER, BEEER, but maybe dat waninit cause it sounded all slurry and wierd like. Made me thirsty just watchin um; but hongrey too.

anyhow; got da grill all stoked up; gonna go fetch up some eggs out from under dem chickens n we now da cheese i been pressin in da smoke house aught to be right edible n i gots some special smoke sausage dat I'll be servin up wit eggs ta order; I grubbed up some taters already from da garden and got dem all ready in the fire; when I gits back will make us from pan fried taters; so yall think about what cho want

*gives everybody the beady eye*

an I best not hear no orders for none of dat Qukich e stuff neither...only piebald revenueers n; spies, n girly men from that San Francity eats that stuff....(in public).


Oh; and I had me a nightcap wit dem Ko Bald guys (and yep ;dey was hairless n kinda lizard lookin) n dey said dey gots some mineral rights or water or sometin n dey was gonna start a nudey show or sometin; not quite sure but I heeard dem menation strippen n hopin we wouldnt mind er something about er trailers n campers need being moved somwhat soon like; anyway; back to collected da eggs.


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don't furgit tha biskits n gravy. I'll go git some fresh milk frum that jerzy out back a tha barn.

Silver Crusade

yup.


well, I can't rightly make biscuits here on da grill though I can russle up some darn gut cornbread n we can put some most excellent gravy on dat; ifn you be seriously craving some fluffy biscuits luv den I kin whip up a batch n you kin put em in da oven in one o de trailers r sometin.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

mmm...muh stummuk's a-growlin'...

Surry I bin away so long. Jest got engaged (an' she's no hippie, neither. She lahks thet Ah'm a gamer-type). Also got me a new truck - GMC Sierra 4x4 (Thanks, AberZombie, for the suggestion).

Scarab Sages

Tain't nothin ol'buddy. Ah'm alwuz happy ta help out a feller dead feller. Congrats on gettin ingaged. Ah'm perty close ta gettin hitched muhself - 47 days ta go.


Whal darlin, tha only oven I need is a dutch one & I'll whoop up some biskits inna fahr pit.

Cungradulashuns on yer upcomin nuptuls boys.

Silver Crusade

Tegan wrote:
Cungradulashuns on yer upcomin nuptuls boys.

Ah hate it when mah nuptuls get hard cuz it's cold.


grats on dat engagement; now git in yer truck; engage dat engine and run, run, run; go; now; flee in terror.

oh; an I gots me a dutch oven from some nice ironworkers up near PA or sometin; usually use it as me bean pot; but suppose ifn we put some coals n da ground den bury to top wit hot coals it work jus fine; figger bout 12 mins er so.

what; boy; you still here; shoot you er either foolish brave er jez dum z a post; sigh, ya prolly got hit real hard in da head n think er in love; it happens; well, better have a beer now cause you might git cut off soon.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Tegan wrote:
Cungradulashuns on yer upcomin nuptuls boys.
Ah hate it when mah nuptuls get hard cuz it's cold.

Whut'd ya x'pect when ya go round warin nothin but a darn girlie skirt.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Tain't nothin ol'buddy. Ah'm alwuz happy ta help out a feller dead feller. Congrats on gettin ingaged. Ah'm perty close ta gettin hitched muhself - 47 days ta go.

Yew kin git a lawng waze uhway in 47 days!!! Run, zomby!!! ;)

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
Yew kin git a lawng waze uhway in 47 days!!! Run, zomby!!! ;)

Naah! That's OK. She dun cooks real good! Tha way ta a zombeh's (rottin) heart is ta go threw tha stomach.


well now; I dun lak to be one to poke a scab, but ifn yas er a owner of sum stuff lak yer own haus ya might want ta consider some darn unpleasant things; am only sayin no ta spit on yer joy er nothin, but in my world dat mad bearshirt hyena dat I dun hitched to n been all fithful ta fer 15 yars ll prolly try to take even my last shirt juz cuz she is friggin unhappy wit herself. I hep n prey dat you git yerself a good en n will climb da stump n do some worky prey bits at da ol crossed popsicickle sticks fer yas both n certainly have some liquid mash n both yers onher.


wow it be hot in here..(looks sheepish and embarassed) uhm,

Beer refills fer everone

*snap*

Liberty's Edge

Dang cobolts!! Stealin' mah crops!!! Joyridin' on mah lawnmowwer! Imull kiltem alll!

Scarab Sages

Dang Heathy, does ya need hep with them little bastards? Ah'll call CH, Tegan, and t'other folks over. We'll have ourselfs a good old fashon slawterin.

Liberty's Edge

I'm uh 5iff level warwuff, sow's uh git lahk 10 utacks per maylay onnum. Bit jine in the fun I rikin.

Liberty's Edge

Holtdang! Uh jess criticuled uh cobolt widda paimpelip gun, en it blowt his haid plum owf!!!


You guys are freakin' crazy!!!


*snif* I wasn't invited to the kobold hunt *snif*

*snif*

lets see how you like these apples *snap*

*gates in a small horde of firenewts that run amok setting things on fire; several of the kobold jump on them and use them as mounts.*

Scarab Sages

Aw Valey, Ah shore am sorruh! Cause ah'm a zombeh, muh brain ain't all right. Ah ken ferget things real easy. How bout ya join us in killin these here koebalds?

Scarab Sages

Fake Rouge wrote:
You guys are freakin' crazy!!!

Hey fellers sounz lahk we got us another hippie!


I ain't no hippie! I'm a backstabbin' rouge! Rouge Rouge Rouge!!!
Mwahaha!

Scarab Sages

Aw thinks y'all gots a wolf in fakey clothing...


Just don't let me pull the wool over your eyes.


Look, it's my new friendly avatar to show that I love everyone! The rules are icky! I like free-form gaming! Your opinion is valid and not based on facetious reasoning!


I have the feeling this multiple avatar thing is going to get silly fast.


That's just wrong. You're a true rouge.

Liberty's Edge

Heath N. Asson wrote:
I have the feeling this multiple avatar thing is going to get silly fast.

Hey!!! Now that it's being done to me, it's not that funny.

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