Zombyeeeeeeeeee!
Shewt it! Shewt it!
Heathansson wrote: That wiz wunnadem dawg-haided see-lestyul archons yuh dun hit, you mowron. Ah killed Hank the Hound Archon?!
Son of a gun! Thet's the last tahm Ah trah ta watch Hee-Haw on meh dash-board taylevision whahl Ah'm drahvin.
H'aint dun kilt im. Jes left um gimpy.
Tain't nothin worse'n a gimpy Hound Archon. They shore do git ornery n' bite happy.
Reply 1000?
1,000 posts Last post: 3 seconds ago
by Frats
Hehe ^^
Sorry 'bout the steal 'n all.
Ah dun stand corrected! Tain't nothin worse'n a hippie folk postin on a thread jus so's he ken be #1000. Dang hippies!
Yep. We dun werked this heer back 40 fer munths now, all fer this hyoh carpet bagger tih cum in swipe the crop.
Hehe. Such is what one gets for believing in the Fluffy, Lesser Deity of Lucky Posting and Good Observations.
Now if he would only grant me some divine magic, I'd be a happy man.
Whatever you have to believe to live with yourself, man.
;)
Hold reeul still, hippie. Ah'll be kahnd 'n shoot ta kill quick. Ya won't even know whut's happenin.
Celestial Healer wrote: Hold reeul still, hippie. Ah'll be kahnd 'n shoot ta kill quick. Ya won't even know whut's happenin. This from a guy with wings, a dress, and holding a long phallic symbol for all to behold :/
At least I can take my avatar out in public.
Celestial Healer wrote: Hold reeul still, hippie. Ah'll be kahnd 'n shoot ta kill quick. Ya won't even know whut's happenin. This from a guy with wings, a dress, and holding a long phallic symbol for all to behold :/
At least I can take my avatar out in public :P
Boy, I'd hate t' see t' ugly stick yerr avatar bin wupped up on with. It's a real whaler, I till you.
Course, ah ain't got no room ta be talkin bout no "ugly stick", but ah shore do wish them hippies would stay the hell away from this here thread. They's given me indiegestun.
Heathansson wrote: Boy, I'd hate t' see t' ugly stick yerr avatar bin wupped up on with. It's a real whaler, I till you. Jestaz damn ugly th' second time, too. ;)
Tatterdemalion wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Hold reeul still, hippie. Ah'll be kahnd 'n shoot ta kill quick. Ya won't even know whut's happenin. This from a guy with wings, a dress, and holding a long phallic symbol for all to behold :/
At least I can take my avatar out in public. Ah'm in disguys. The better fer catchin hippies unawares afore Ah shoots em.
(Heh. I need to be careful. A few times now, I've gone from posting on this thread to typing a business email or something, and I find myself using "fer" "Ah" "whut" and so on. Heh heh.)
Next time you want to impress one of them fauncy twits, tell them it "don't make no nevermind." They really tweak on that'n.
Heathansson wrote: Larry Lichman wrote: Very nice, Heathansson. Yer wurds done got me thinkin':
Whut kinda magic hat? Wuz it a John Deere-type cap? It was a Frosty the Peaceman hat. howdgya know it twer one o dem dare magical kinda hatz, did it have WIZZARD soad on ter it?
Celestial Healer wrote: Tatterdemalion wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Hold reeul still, hippie. Ah'll be kahnd 'n shoot ta kill quick. Ya won't even know whut's happenin. This from a guy with wings, a dress, and holding a long phallic symbol for all to behold :/
At least I can take my avatar out in public. Ah'm in disguys. The better fer catchin hippies unawares afore Ah shoots em.
(Heh. I need to be careful. A few times now, I've gone from posting on this thread to typing a business email or something, and I find myself using "fer" "Ah" "whut" and so on. Heh heh.) That thar's what that Gate's feller over west ah here went and developed that thar winders program fer to chek yer spellin.
Oh, anyone mind if I drink this here whisky, nutin against yer beer but i unertstood the still dun got broke so I brought my own. Got sum mur ifn anybody else it a wantn some. Ifn y'all don't mind me bein here.
Shooting me? That's getting old.
All that violence in the world :(
Frats wrote: Shooting me? That's getting old.
All that violence in the world :(
Sounds lahk somethin a hippie would say ta save his unwashed hahd.
Oh, an' it niver gits old.
Aha! I dun knew Ah was atalkin raht all this tahm!
Dawg nabbit! Here et is:
http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/southernese.html
Frats wrote: Shooting me? That's getting old.
All that violence in the world :(
How 'bout tarrin' 'n fethirrin'?
Thousand stealin' varmint.
;)
Ah dun think it wuz number 1005 anywho. Eh. It don't make no nevermind.
Celestial Healer wrote: Aha! I dun knew Ah was atalkin raht all this tahm!
Dawg nabbit! Here et is:
http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/southernese.html
Well I'll be durn, somebody dun let tha secret out. So much fer hippies & thur like not understandin us.

hehe yall know he be only wantenta shoot at yas wit his frizbie gun; you hippies need to learn to check yer reloads.
you wanted divine magic; hehe and this thread aint gots no violence; just good ol boyz havin a good time.
now; here you go; one beer special fer you dat I dun divinely sucked most of da heat out so it be all frothy fer; ya; have ya a couple buzzard wings off da grill and sit back fer a spell and watch dem girls playing volleyball next door; some of em got real dig and dey all bouncy like; but dont git to comfertalbe cause sometimes we gotsta run off some druged crazed hippies and now n agin there Abnerzombies relatives come to visit yellin all about Brainz er something and we send them packin with some lead confetti; yep it be a party; over there is the grass we all watching grow.
dont mind that weredawg; he be a right good en and we likes him dat way; ifn you git flease er somedin from him; well; dey like beer too and der is more of dat here in da free flowing redneck thread.
** throws some more wings on the grill **
** Snaps his fingers and refills the keg **
yep.
Shownuf; hand dat rightous diction airy over and tet dat Acturisdis nat guys; seems like a mad dawg Englishmen ta me; bet he toddles tea :) so'in he kin loosen up a bit. Seems bit wrapped to tight; wot? hehe
How fortunate all of you are that theres no spellcheck here.
spellcheck; heck weez kin surely bounce one of dem lest yer talkin about some slavakian feller; in weez kin prolly bounce him too.
I dun thought you spelled check wid a z, like czech. At least that's tha way ol'Radegast done tol me.
Ah nevuh much cared fer them commieputers wit thar spell-chekin n'such. They's jus one more way fer them govment folks ta try n'keep tabs on us good ol'boys.
Arctaris wrote: How fortunate all of you are that theres no spellcheck here. Boah, I aint givuh daing!!
Yew tellum wolf-boah! Dang hippies jus need ta go away!
Gyaaahhhh.
*gargle gargle* *pass out*
*foot nudge CH* hey, you gonna be aright boy? I'll just set yer beer down next ta ya.
No, ma. Ah don't want no turnips. *mutter mutter* *drool*
hmm, d'grass sis agittin agreener.
yep, looks like it done groad a bit too. CH - wek up boy, yer droolin's makin tha dogs jealous!
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