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*Putting on Beer Hat and Loading Shotgun*
Ever hear tell bout dem Hatfields and McCoys, dem bunch of wussies. Bring it on!!! I might have got me a smile like a rake but I bet my purtiest cousin gainst you being able to shoot me afore I shoots you.
Ain't never had nothin shoot back bafore. Usually them hippies just sing protest songs. They'd be better off runnin back to San Francisco.
This looks like it could be a fun time. I ain't been hit with buckshot since Dick Cheney came over fer supper.
*Putting on Beer Hat and Loading Shotgun*
Ever hear tell bout dem Hatfields and McCoys, dem bunch of wussies. Bring it on!!! I might have got me a smile like a rake but I bet my purtiest cousin gainst you being able to shoot me afore I shoots you.Ain't never had nothin shoot back bafore. Usually them hippies just sing protest songs. They'd be better off runnin back to San Francisco.
This looks like it could be a fun time. I ain't been hit with buckshot since Dick Cheney came over fer supper.
Hey Valegrim! How 'bout ya use yer magik ta make these fellers all cool down a bit and have some more beers...
And maybe shows'em them thar caryon crawlers over ther that might needs shootin more then each other...|
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Ain't never had nothin shoot back bafore. Usually them hippies just sing protest songs. They'd be better off runnin back to San Francisco.
This looks like it could be a fun time. I ain't been hit with buckshot since Dick Cheney came over fer supper.
Dem Hippies gots to lern dat Singin Give Peace a Chance is about as useful as dental floss at a Willie Nelson concert. One good thing bout dem there hippies singin dem protest songs, you dont have to lead em as much. Its dem runnin hippies dat give you some trouble.
Well, I like dem hippie women types, well, mostly; der hips make me fire burn hot :) and dey plenty friendly, dem male types smokin dat wacky tabacky er mostly like zombies anyway so dey is nothing unless dey fall down da well wit dem other zombies. kinda makes sense why dem carrion crawlers ur after dem; most o dem aint seen any wash water since last time it rained here abouts. I suppose if push comes to shove I will havta put some nice targets on dem crawlers just to save da women folk; dey might then be extra grateful; and dey like beer, bonfires, and music, and da big outdoors even if we iz only on some fellars front porch and lawn :)
Anyone know da words ta Superfreak? hmm, incense, wine and candles; beads, bangles and bellbottoms and some chocolate, whipcream and a few throw rugs; maybe Persian; I be thinkin I might be able to choke out a few lines like; Hey baby, I am a fire sign, whats yours? ifn she be purty enough. It is kinda like fallin off da wagon; you gotta do it a few times ta make sure you learnt yer lesson. Ifn it dont go right; well, der is always more beer and bar b que.
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Throw some Hippie silloete (sp?) targets on those carrion crawlers and see how fast the shotguns start blazing!
I think I'll open a booth on the side walk to sell ammo:
Roth's Redneck Range Supplies
From Rock Salt to Rhino slugs - we have it all!
hehe dey wil be ifn dey get dont get a cure fur dat reefer madness :) dey kinda shamble about all wickysplit like and do drone on bout munchies instead of brains; some of em who been doing weird things with mushrooms seem to have moss and whatnot growing on them; seem pretty close to da walkin dead ta me; not yer class o zombey I reckon; wannabees. hehe play yer cards right n U might git a cult following :) make ya a demi power er sumtin.
Been thinking hard fur quiet a spell bout how to change em all inta YUPPIES; den we can lock n load n fire fur effect.
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not yer class o zombey I reckon; wannabees. hehe play yer cards right n U might git a cult following :) make ya a demi power er sumtin.
Damn straight they ain't in muh class. Ah'm a fightin zombeh. Course, a cult followin does sound awful nice. Tha Esoteeric Order O'tha Aberzombeh - Ah like tha sound o' that.
hehe have a few brewskis there Aberzombie and lets map us out a strategy to git yerself a cult following and take over the world.....hmm, are you felling a bit like Pinky er da Brain?
lol; just looked at yer Avatar; am thinkin yer Pinky....
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What with mah 34 IQ and my liken of dating my reelations, guessin I be safe from dem brain eating Zombies. Only Three things I do good, drink, pluck them there banjo strings, drink some more, and huntin them there hippie types. Ah might have meescounted, I was trying to use mah webbed toes. Pass the beer. One word of addvise, never trust one of them women that tell you she doesnt eat meat cause shes a vetrinarian.
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What with mah 34 IQ and my liken of dating my reelations, guessin I be safe from dem brain eating Zombies. Only Three things I do good, drink, pluck them there banjo strings, drink some more, and huntin them there hippie types. Ah might have meescounted, I was trying to use mah webbed toes. Pass the beer. One word of addvise, never trust one of them women that tell you she doesnt eat meat cause shes a vetrinarian.
One o them vetrinarians fixed mah teeth while back. He was here fixin mah pig's lame foot, an I said "Ah'll pay ya double if ya fix mah teeth an git these shears outta mah foot."
Now when Ah smahl mah two good teeth is pointin in the same die-rection. Still got the shears in meh foot, though. He weren't that good a vetrinarian.
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Shuck naw; A zombie gots nuttin on me as my bodies natural flames tends to make der emblaming fluid light em up like a marshmellow roasting to close to da fire. naw, I just went on a bender while dat dreaded air elemental smashed around and kept the communtity laying low on its belly like a blue tick hound in middle of summer. Down here in the desert we git purty gut wind to but weez ready fur it
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I just git my package from dem Paizo fellers. Im happier than a puppy with two peters. Guess I be a playin dat there DeeNDee dis weekend. Well lets hope the fellas bring dat there shine with em. Be right there, Im a thinkin I see a hippie that needs an arse full of buckshot. I can smell his sandals from here. * spitin in spontoon*
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I just git my package from dem Paizo fellers. Im happier than a puppy with two peters. Guess I be a playin dat there DeeNDee dis weekend. Well lets hope the fellas bring dat there shine with em. Be right there, Im a thinkin I see a hippie that needs an arse full of buckshot. I can smell his sandals from here. * spitin in spontoon*
Mmmmm....puppies.
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I just git my package from dem Paizo fellers. Im happier than a puppy with two peters. Guess I be a playin dat there DeeNDee dis weekend. Well lets hope the fellas bring dat there shine with em. Be right there, Im a thinkin I see a hippie that needs an arse full of buckshot. I can smell his sandals from here. * spitin in spontoon*
Thet puppy ate my pumpkin.
Peter Peter pumpkin eater.Thet's heeyum.
hehe dey wil be ifn dey get dont get a cure fur dat reefer madness :) dey kinda shamble about all wickysplit like and do drone on bout munchies instead of brains; some of em who been doing weird things with mushrooms seem to have moss and whatnot growing on them; seem pretty close to da walkin dead ta me; not yer class o zombey I reckon; wannabees. hehe play yer cards right n U might git a cult following :) make ya a demi power er sumtin.
Been thinking hard fur quiet a spell bout how to change em all inta YUPPIES; den we can lock n load n fire fur effect.
(Nervously runs finger under collar)
How heavy would I be if I had TWO sets of body armor on?Note to self: Stop selling lethal shotgun ammo to Valegrim until his "Yuppie" spell is forgotten....
Second note to self: Buy Valegrim more moonshine to help kill braincells that thought of the "Yuppie" spell.