that's f~~!ed up.
I diswike powitics.
Wheered that 'Freeti feller with the magic fingers get off to?
ayup
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I was out in cow pasture taking a, um..erm.., looking for something I dropped and came across this red and white mushroom circle. The circle was full of little blue insects with white heads and legs of some kind. Anyway I stomped on all of the insects and made the mushrooms into a Garlic mushroom soup. Anybody want some, goes good with PBR?
ayip.
I was out in cow pasture taking a, um..erm.., looking for something I dropped and came across this red and white mushroom circle. The circle was full of little blue insects with white heads and legs of some kind. Anyway I stomped on all of the insects and made the mushrooms into a Garlic mushroom soup. Anybody want some, goes good with PBR?
Sure. I don't suppose you saved any of the blue bugs?
Ayup
me wantz blue garlic soup!
Cum'n get it, goddang hippeh! ;P
Thass my boy! Yew go stab that hippeh wif yer lil' cocktail fork Froggy. Make him cry.
I don't suppose you saved any of the blue bugs?Roasted them and put in the soup.
Yum. *Serves self*
Reckon
Gravitates towards the barbecue area and starts sizzling steaks....
Big Mammy drains her drink and waves her novelty plastic beer mug with a giant kobold sticker on it to and fro.
"Anyone heah set a lady up with a fresh PBR?"
*goes out to get mor PBRs*
adjusting bulette steaks
If anyone likes their landshark rare, they'd better come and get it now....
And would someone please deal with any 'rare and endangered species' busybodies that show up in the next half dozen posts? The bulette should be unrecognisable after that. You would not believe the official hassle that those species officials give you over devilled Tarrasque eggs, claiming that the thing is so rare that it ought to be allowed to hermaphroditically reproduce itself...
what's th' big idear? No rethpect.
ayup. Stupid accent. ayup.
Reckon
*parks the PBRs truck outside the shack and begings to unload it*
adjusting bulette steaks
If anyone likes their landshark rare, they'd better come and get it now....
And would someone please deal with any 'rare and endangered species' busybodies that show up in the next half dozen posts? The bulette should be unrecognisable after that. You would not believe the official hassle that those species officials give you over devilled Tarrasque eggs, claiming that the thing is so rare that it ought to be allowed to hermaphroditically reproduce itself...
Hmmm. I seem to be the victim of some PMG humour... Or perhaps it's just te smoke. Did you put anything 'herbal' on this barbecue, Mammy?
Anyway, landshark steaks are served, well and truly charcoaled.|
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adjusting bulette steaks
If anyone likes their landshark rare, they'd better come and get it now....
And would someone please deal with any 'rare and endangered species' busybodies that show up in the next half dozen posts? The bulette should be unrecognisable after that. You would not believe the official hassle that those species officials give you over devilled Tarrasque eggs, claiming that the thing is so rare that it ought to be allowed to hermaphroditically reproduce itself...
If ya can't eat em join em. Ayup.
Huh, wuzzat?
Sho Nuff
I diswike nothing.
Why does this thread give me mental images of a bunch of old guys in plaid shirts and overalls sitting around the porch of a general store on a summer day?
-The Gneech
Why does this thread give me mental images of a bunch of old guys in plaid shirts and overalls sitting around the porch of a general store on a summer day?
-The Gneech
Got a pretty tail there boy....purr for me like a kitty.
ah reckon
Big Mammy shakes her head again.
"Evertime I look 'round sometin' weird happinin' round heah."
Looks at the three-headed hippeh
"Ghidorah, yew make that soup wif' them mushrooms what yew find in the cowflops? That an' the lil' blue critter's guts mixed up together done messed up my, whatchacall it, perspectaves."
Shakes her large novelty beer mug more violently
"Dagnabbit! Cain't a lady get a refill on this sorry porch?"
"More than happa ta serve, ma'am!"
Without any hands, the floating head spews Pabst from his mouth into the disgusting woman's cup.
I diswike wabbits.
I diswike wabbits.
Damn you, Diswiker!