dang! thet's uh ugla vucher.
kay pedo is wut foot, aint it?
nop, que pedo is like "What's up" or a nasty "what's wrong"
reckon!
I gah go sleep. Ise tard.
Goddang hippeh! Cain't ya speek Inglish?
Disculpe señor muerto viviente, no hablo ingles
Dije disculpe señor muerto viciente, no hablo ingles. Que no hablan español aquí?
Innybuddy speak frog? Caint make heads ner tails uvit.
hmph.
Froggie likee hayvos? AH SED, FROGGIE LIKEE HAYVOS? LIKEE HAYVOS?
Dunno. Ah dont think he evin unnerstans his own langwidge. Hes jes lookin at me funny steaduh sayin he likes thim hayvos.
Diswiker wrote: I diswike wawwoofs. Can we kill him too? I don't wike him.
Ayup
What the heck is Hayvos?!?!
Poor Froggy, yew just need ta lern yew some reglar folk talk. We don' talk like no sissified hippehs 'round heah.
froogys' lernin' ma! Me nids tu be teeched
Aunt Lou's boy Bobby marrd hissef uh nice young lady who workd as uh stewerdess. She sed thet one tam, she flew downuh Mixco, an ivvybuddy down thar dont eat aigs, they eat hayvos. Ah askd her why Mixkins lak hayvos bittrn aigs, but she dint make no sense tall, sayin aigs aint aigs in Mixco, an hayvos turn inta aigs if yuh tra tuh bringum up heer. Wunt mind tryin uh hayvo. Mus be pritty good if all thim people eat um down thar.
The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver wrote: Diswiker wrote: I diswike wawwoofs. Can we kill him too? I don't wike him. No, you can't. You have no idea how hard I've tried.
As have the cultists of Sebastion...
Ia Ia Wayvos! Ia Wayvos of Ayak'vulgtmm, vugtlagln' vulgtmm! Ai! Ranchos Wayvos, Wayvos of Tagn! Ia! Ia! Wayvos!
What in tarnation is that hippeh sayin'?
me dunno ma! thee mouds spikin' at unce are freakish!
Butterfrog wrote: me dunno ma! thee mouds spikin' at unce are freakish! Your just jealous because I speak in stereo.
*gets shotgun*
Dang hippehs is ever'whar. Sumthin' needs ta be dun. Whoo's wit' meh?
Dadgum French hippeh!
*fires shotgun at French Chef*
Yay! French porkchops foa dinna!
Dig in, Froggeh!
*opens PBR*
*Passes rest of 6 pack around*
*reloads shotgun*
*Drinks Beer, starts up the fryer.*
*Whistle lively tune*
*puts on the "who shot the pork chef" apron* Yummi!
Larry Lichman wrote: Dadgum French hippeh!
*fires shotgun at French Chef*
Aiiiieeee! My hat! Eet has zee holes een eet like Swees Cheese!
*Nibles at the Porkchef's ankles*
Yummi! Tastes like chicken!
Butterfrog wrote: *Nibles at the Porkchef's ankles*
Yummi! Tastes like chicken!
I didn't know them frogs was carnivores.
Of course! We eat insects, porks, and anything mamma manages to cook!
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