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ayup.
Kill da wabbit!
Aw come on Lizard Boy! What did we ever do to you? I know, I bet some mean old rabbit beat you up and stole your lunch money when you were a kid (not like that'd be hard to do).
Ah think ahl set this wun aout. We owls is shy an retirin bah naitchr. Thet an we tenta enup on thuh wrong enna thuh arn whin thersa lottuh shootin goin on. Ahl keep uh lat on furyuh.
Hippah? Whar?
*guns goes off by accident, hitting Kobold Cleaver in the foot*
Oops...
Be lucky I can fix that.
Actually, I can't. But I can cast overland flight.
Why ya gotta be fibbin lahk thet Lizerd Boah? Evybuddy knowed thet lizerd folks lahk yerself ain't got whut it takes ta make no reel magic.
I isn't lizardfolk! Lizardfolk loser Neutral druids! I is kobold!
Ahmonna liquid diet, mosley. Hippehs ain't very good eatin.
WHAT! SQUIRRELS!!! WHO WOKE ME UP????
Ahearyuh.
ayyyup.
Snoooooooooooooooore....
Heh, ah din't think thet twitchy lil feller ever slep.
ayyyup.
Smells lahk rain.
anys o' yall seen where that DM kill board got's to? I's been lookin high n' low, and I can't seem to find it nowheres! shoot, I's be needin it soon too.
well thank you kindly, sir. Now what holligan moved ma readin?!? I bet's its was one o those damn kids always on ma lawn. Well, aint no more playin, no sirree!! I'm loadin ma shotgun with buckshot, and weel see just how quick those little bastards really is.
Use cannon. It work better.