Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Fake Healer]

evil turnip cart

[Big Jake]

called life. In

[Fake Healer]

the meantime, sixty-three

[Great Green God]

thousand four hundred

[Fake Healer]

and one meenlocks

[drunken_nomad]

started breakdancing wildly

[Chris Wissel - WerePlatypus]

to Neil Diamond's

[Tequila Sunrise]

"After the Goldrush".

[drunken_nomad]

The song ended

[Thanis Kartaleon]

life everywhere except

[Bob the fighter]

the inn of

[battlerage]

"The Lounge Singer"

[Fake Healer]

. Within the Inn

[Fake Healer]

Sidenote: look no further than this thread for your next adventure path, Paizo!

FH

[drunken_nomad]

eleven goblins cooked

[Great Green God]

and cooked and

[Fake Healer]

basted the infidels

[farewell2kings]

with Heinz 57

[drunken_nomad]

and powdered sugar

[Yasumoto]

creating a delicious

[drunken_nomad]

and nutritious omlette

[Yasumoto]

which they threw

[drunken_nomad]

in Winkie's face.

[Fake Healer]

Meanwhile, behind the

[Spyder]

now messy counter

[Fake Healer]

, the serving wench

[Gildersleeve]

uncovered the otyugh's

[Big Jake]

missing bag of

[Great Green God]

unsalted potato chips

[Big Jake]

(filth flavored). What

[Spyder]

were they doing

[Fake Healer]

to further the

[farewell2kings]

oytugh's social development

[Big Jake]

skills? First, they

[drunken_nomad]

invigorated the gumline

[Big Jake]

and added an

[drunken_nomad]

ultra shiny coating

[Fake Healer]

of beetle dung.

[Yasumoto]

Meanwhile, a succubus

[Thanis Kartaleon]

*censored* the *censored*

[Fake Healer]

until quite sore

[Spyder]

and tired, meanwhile

[Great Green God]

the rogue lept

[kikai13]

onto the succubus

[Spyder]

who then screamed

[farewell2kings]

"Get off me!"

[Spyder]

the rouge responds

[Fake Healer]

with fiery hips

[Amal Ulric]

(a bellydance move)

[Big Jake]

of icy power.