hath a lithsp
rethulting from retheeving
mis-speaking command words
"KWATU! VEWATA! NIKTA-A-A----ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
summoning pollen clusters
mutated with dolphinoid
and floating mouths
jagged phosphorescent needles
the lisping dwarf
painfully metamorphosing into
THE BIG CHEESE!
Hugged him close.
smelt of elderberries
and gave off
a nice aroma
Strangled screaming dwarven
Beard fleas laughed
fries with mayonaise
Meanwhile the rogue...
his trail rations.
Cautious, but puzzled
***Whoa. I read the first few pages but seriously need a synopsis. There's a pizza golem and mutating cheese creatures (presumably lead by the Big Cheese?) created by piranha-like pollen monsters, a dragon using (a cleric, if I recall correctly) as breath freshener, a vampire minotaur and a rogue (with pants of defecating) who after solving the shocking burst crossword puzzle of death have obtained the Pencil of Omniscience, whereapon the rogue is spat into the underdark...and about here I just lost it. Update anyone?***
surveyed his surroundings,
Gulps of Air.
*** I am totally lost in this story also, we need a new chapter or something ***
across the world
The Mad Barber
opened for business
discount on speedy
and beehive hairstyles.
Dentistry services available
require no external