don't require concentration
or material components,
like Bigby's imposing...
obscene guesture. Besides
the cake monster
is magically delicious!
Especially when it's
Predigested by the
roper's gullet. Sorcerers
smell terrible, yet
they taste like
pancakes and beer
when stuffed with
shredded newspaper and
pancakes and beer.
The vampire minotaur
thought the rogue
***this story is getting interesting! So far, in this story, we have a rogue,a cleric, a "friend",a mage,(unless the friend is the mage), a bard, medusa, a vampire DJ who triumphed over THE funky disco beat, Juiblex's Trall, another mage(maybe), Elminster, Bigby, and a vampire minotaur, and some of them have even killed a Cake Monster and a tapestry.*** ;)
smelled funny, but
joined him to
finish the crossword
puzzle of death.
All it needed
was a mere
blood sacrifice to
unlock the spinning
Pencil of Omniscience
located in the
Holy Antechamber of
Lagozed's Festering Sore.
So the minotaur
became a bat
and flew straight
over the acolytes
who were trying
to program all
+5 garlic projectiles.
"Terror, Death, Destruction!!"
Shouted the Hierophant.
"What!?!" replied the
rogue.
"I said, ..."
"Terror, Death, Destruction!!"
"for you and..."
the Beholder Pizza
golem!"
(silence)
"What!?!"
Then from behind
a ray of
hot, greasy cheese
women from Oerth,