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Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Samurai Knight vs. Waffle Donkey!

Pancake Bunny vs. Parfait Ninja!

Baboon Pirate vs. PostMonster General!

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Gary Teter wrote:

Samurai Knight vs. Waffle Donkey!

Samurai Knight: Dispite the confusion caused by a massive idenity crises, that donkey has his waffles!

Gary Teter wrote:


Pancake Bunny vs. Parfait Ninja!

Pancake Bunny: Clearly any Parfait ninga would fall all over himself trying to get at the delicious pankake, leaving himself wide open to the bunny's devastating bite attack.

Gary Teter wrote:


Baboon Pirate vs. PostMonster General!

This fight would end with no clear winner, as both sides would be content to simply throw feces at each other while shouting curses in an indecipherable nautical slang.

AARRR!


Gary Teter wrote:
Samurai Knight vs. Waffle Donkey!

Waffle Donkey! With amazing Syrup powers and his sidekick Millie the ninja waitress! No Contest!!!!

Gary Teter wrote:
Pancake Bunny vs. Parfait Ninja!

Parfait Ninja slips on Pancake Bunny causing both to fall unconscious. No Contest!!!

Gary Teter wrote:
Baboon Pirate vs. PostMonster General!

PostMonster General hoists Baboon Pirate by his own Petard. HOO HA!

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Customer Service Guru vs. Duke of Web Technologies!

Actually I just need to make a useless post so I can test something.

Dark Archive Contributor

Gary Teter wrote:

Customer Service Guru vs. Duke of Web Technologies!

Actually I just need to make a useless post so I can test something.

You have a new avatar! :)

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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Mike McArtor wrote:
You have a new avatar! :)

Yah. I've added another 20 or 30 in the past couple days (including a new batch just a few minutes ago).

Soon, soon, I will have an entire avatar army, thousands of minions just waiting to do my bidding! Muhwahahahaahaaaa!

Dark Archive Contributor

Gary Teter wrote:


Yah. I've added another 20 or 30 in the past couple days (including a new batch just a few minutes ago).

Soon, soon, I will have an entire avatar army, thousands of minions just waiting to do my bidding! Muhwahahahaahaaaa!

::whimper::

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Another test..... of my avatar army!!!

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

I would just like to note that last night I swear I heard the phrase "waffle donkey" in a Jack-in-the-Box commercial on TV.


Gary Teter wrote:
I would just like to note that last night I swear I heard the phrase "waffle donkey" in a Jack-in-the-Box commercial on TV.

I got my Waffle Donkey Jack-in-the-box on ebay for much cheaper than I would have thought!


Gary Teter wrote:
I would just like to note that last night I swear I heard the phrase "waffle donkey" in a Jack-in-the-Box commercial on TV.

Me, too! It was strewn amongst random absurdities masquerading as company insider lingo.

I don't know what it means at Jack-in-the-box, but here at Paizo I think it should be a sly reference to comedians who used to be hilarious on screen, and are now only hilarious when doing voice overs for animated fairy tale creatures.

The Exchange

Gary Teter wrote:

Samurai Knight vs. Waffle Donkey!

Pancake Bunny vs. Parfait Ninja!

Baboon Pirate vs. PostMonster General!

My guesses Samurai Knight

Parfait Ninja

hmmmmm have to give it up for the PostMonster General.


Gary Teter wrote:

Samurai Knight vs. Waffle Donkey!

Pancake Bunny vs. Parfait Ninja!

Baboon Pirate vs. PostMonster General!

They're all so much bloody compost beneath the metal flake-painted hooves of the wild Nostrils Band!

Look upon our silky manes & shiny coats and know Despair!!!

Tremble as we munch our oats and the occasional carrot!


Quote:
Who would win?

Everybody.

Liberty's Edge

Gary Teter wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
You have a new avatar! :)

Yah. I've added another 20 or 30 in the past couple days (including a new batch just a few minutes ago).

Soon, soon, I will have an entire avatar army, thousands of minions just waiting to do my bidding! Muhwahahahaahaaaa!

So people used to be able to use your avatar (on Gary Teter day)?

Liberty's Edge

Robert Head wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
I would just like to note that last night I swear I heard the phrase "waffle donkey" in a Jack-in-the-Box commercial on TV.

Me, too! It was strewn amongst random absurdities masquerading as company insider lingo.

I don't know what it means at Jack-in-the-box, but here at Paizo I think it should be a sly reference to comedians who used to be hilarious on screen, and are now only hilarious when doing voice overs for animated fairy tale creatures.

Obscure 2004 joke that none of us will get?

Scarab Sages

Naah, just those of us who are old enough to shave.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Naah, just those of us who are old enough to shave.

Real zombies don't need to shave!

Liberty's Edge

Anyway, if I'm reading it right, wouldn't it be younger people who would know what animated fantasy had come out in 2004?

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