Reader's Digest

Maybe you remember from school those old copies of Lord of the Fries, or To kill a mocking burger, or considering where this thread is perhaps Sorsha's baking guide Rise of the Runelords is more your cup of tea. Anyway, what books have got your taste buds going?

Let's start with a classic: Goldilocks and the Gummy Bears.

From Beer to Eternity

Got a weird one, How to Drain your Flagon.

The Greater Doppelganger, Gatsby.

V for Vienetta

Feast Quest!

*The name says it all really.*

A Perfect Day For Banana

A bit of booze here. Pride and Predu-juice might suit any non-drinkers present better.

Or maybe 'Teetotal Recall'.

Here's something for the nautical minded people: Spotted Moby Dick.

*Goattoucher and Comte de Malodor, please stop giggling and get your heads out of the gutter.*

Up for something more filling? I recommend The Brothers Stroganoff.

Journey to the creamy centre of the Earth cake.

Island of the Blue Dolphin-Safe Tuna

There's always Lord of the Onion Rings

On Golden Pound Cake

Frankenfurter

Reader discretion advised; it covers some rather tender subjects.

Uncle Tom's Kabanos.

Classics from Williham Steaksear:
Ham-Latte
Romano and Juliet
Big Macbeth with Cheese
The Tragedy of Julius Caesar Salad
A Midsummer Night's Dram

Big Macbeth with Cheese

^ I'm lovin' it.

Continued from above:
"12-Inch Sub Night"
"Othjell-O"
"King Layer-Cake"
"The Tempura"
"Have It Your Way"

As You Latke It

Two Tall Mint Gins of Verona

Ripped Chard III

Twenty thousand leagues under the brea.

The Strange Case of Dr. Jameson and Mr. Heineken

Frankenbeans: The Modern Prosciutto

DraKul-Aid

The Hard Salami Boys

Rapunzel

Beauty and 'The Beef'

The Phantom of the Okra

The Cadbury Bunny Tails

Something Pickled This Way Comes

The Flour Rangers!

*"All this food is making me hungry, well, hungrier than usual."*

Hey, that's not a book! But these are:

Harry Pot-Noodles and The...
...Phyllo-Dough Scone
...Chamber of Sucrose
...Prisoner of Maruchan
...Goblet of Cider
...Order of Two Cheeseburgers, a Large Fries, and a Shake With No Whipped Cream
...Half-Blood Pudding
...Deathly Soup-Pillows

*"Haven't you heard about 'novelisation'?"*

Batman: The Killing Coke

The Three Musketeers . . . Bar
The Dinner on the Panda Express
The Sandwicher

War and Peas!

20,000 Legumes Under the Sea

Journey to the Center of the Tootsie-Pop

The Rock Sugar: A Novel

The Bhagavad Gordita

Feta and Meatloafing in Las Vegas

The Magician's Necco Wafers
The Sirloin, The Wedge, and the Lunchbox
The Horse and His Bouillabaisse
Prince Capsicum
The Voyage of the Prawn Cracker
The Silver Cherry
The Last Bagel

The Spamittyville Horror.

From the works of Howard Johnson Lovecraft:

"The Sandwich Horror"
"The Call of Cthoot-Loops"
"The Cats of Oat-Bar"
"The Street-Food"
"The Terrible Old Manicotti"
"The Thing In The Bud-Lite"
"Dagwood"
"Celeryphaïs"
"The Pizza On The Doorstep"
"The Chips In The Toll-House"
"Herbert West - Refrigerator"
"The Dream-Quest of Onion Knish"

"From Bagel Yond"
"The Collard Greens Out Of Space"
"The Doom that Came to Sandwich"

Beyond the Mountains of Manischewitz Kosher Wine

"Shadow over Inn Food"
"Ice Creams in the Sandwich House"