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Too bad...
Have fun and plunder for us too...

Does your character, who is likely a pirate, give half a crap if there's a prostitute on board?

I'd say that a pirate give way more than half a crap if there's a prostitute on board.

"Nothing wrong with making it look good... not that I would know what makes a human female look good. They've got no fangs, fringes OR horns, looks ridiculous to me..."

Well, to be completely honest I don't know if I can but I kinda plan to get horns one day.

I'd say the only type of character we have too many submissions of is the super-sexualised female...

Yeah .. you are right ...

you forgot me on the list there little jack. female cleric

Well, you have to forgive him. At the time there was still some doubts about some details...

Astrid Ryeka wrote:

Be careful what you wish for little Jack, because it might come true.

Traveling with a ship of mean pirate girls might become an experience quite different from what you envision.
And you will find no male camaraderie to make you feel safe from us...

"That be just the way me likes it, lassie! The meaner the girls, the more thrilling be the tale! And there be naught better than a crew of grizzled and dashing pirate girls to put the fear o' death in any man's heart upon the high seas!"

"That's more like it...

Be careful what you wish for little Jack, because it might come true.
Traveling with a ship of mean pirate girls might become an experience quite different from what you envision.
And you will find no male camaraderie to make you feel safe from us...

My Submission

Role in party. party healer/doc/xxx slave
** spoiler omitted **

You have to know that we who live in the shadow of our lady in shadows are quite open minded and we have absolutely nothing against having to fraternize with peculiar characters.

But you say you are a sacred prostitute, you call yourself a she, and people call you a lady.
But nonetheless... your profile reads "Male Human (Keleshite) Cleric 1"
Are you aware of that? does it means what I think it means?
You know... I'm fine with that but ... I think the more prudish among the party would be quite unsettled by your presence if they find out.

Not me of course... as a matter of fact I can show you a world with no consequences, where you would be accepted for what you are, free from the hostility of this world.
All you need is to accept Nocticula in your heart, and accept that there is no rule, no morality, only a world filled with pleasures ready to be gathered.

No seriously. I guess is a typo. you probably copy/pasted another profile for the format and forgot to modify that part.

The old quartermaster knocked three times on the captain cabin's door.
On the other side a feminine voice replied "Come on in"
The Captain was on deck, the quartermaster knew, and the only person allowed to be in his cabin in his absence was his lover, Astrid.
She was slouching on the captain's bed, sipping on spiced wine.
"Did you need something?" she asked with a smirk.
She knew exactly why the quartermaster was here, she was almost surprised that it took him so long.

"You tell me. answered the old pirate We are short one man. Kyle is nowhere to be found, and the men say he was arguing with you last night over some gambling debts."

Astrid nodded, and with a seraphic smile said "That's right. Kyle left us last night. But don't worry, he paid me back before he was gone."

"Left us you say? We have been in the open sea for the last 4 days." The quartermaster face started to turn red as he shouted at Astrid, her calm demeanor and general indifference only made it worse.

"I may have helped with that when I sank a blade into his throat. Right before I threw him overboard."

The Quartermaster was shocked. Not for the act, he expected that much, but rather for how boldly she confessed her crime.
"You don't even try to deny it then. You've been nothing but trouble since you boarded, but that's it. I'll have you thrown out of this ship for this."

Astrid laughed at the quartermaster.
"I really don't think so. You really think you are more precious than me to the captain? or to the crew? Kyle had plenty of debts with many men on the ship. Some of them cheered as I killed that rat in front of them. They love me, and they have nothing but contempt for all your rules."
Astrid took another sip from his wine, as soon as the quartermaster started to talk back she showed him her palm ordering him to stop.
"No... I'll tell you what you are going to do. You are going back to the deck, you will do your work, and you will never question me again.
Because if you don't, I'm pretty sure that the captain will not be happy to know that you sneak in here while he's absent, and we all know that you are not a good enough liar to deny it.
I wonder what he will think of you then..."

All the anger flushed out of the quartermaster immediately. He became pale and started to babble "But I never... I only..."

Astrid giggled as she leaved the bed and approached the quartermaster. She threw her arms around his neck and whispered in his ear with a sultry voice.
"You know pretty well you will never convince him that you don't want me. I bet you have troubles convincing yourself of that..."

The quartermaster leaved the captain room.
He would never question Astrid again.