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...and some dice rolling.


Patrick Curtin wrote:

Homework

Chromework
Sadness
and moanwork

The four basic components of the gamer psyche. I recommend psychotherapy.


Delusional and more personalities than Sybil. The win can't be yours because it's a cigar. In all things psychoanalytical, it's my win.


Dr. G. House is banned for being the flea that's on the rats in the first place.


Humanistic psychology for the win.


Quiche Lisp is banned for not giving me antibiotics.


I'm here with a stomach pump for the win.


The Dragon of Agnor wrote:

*sits on Dr. Sigmund's couch and breaks it*

That Sir, is no hallucination. I win.


You'll get an upset stomach if you insist on digesting the Dragon of Agnor.

I win with this diagnosis.


What about Tuesdays?


Therapy ist gut. Ja?!


Can you describe the feeling?


Behaviorism


I found my other couch. I win!


Still looking for another couch...


I'll get back to your ego and you later. I need to buy a second couch.


Gruss Gott, 28101. Sounds like a zip code, but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


Drejk wrote:
Oh, and I have proof that I have brain activity!

Really? A cigar? A couch? Psychoanalysis maybe?


Imagining is the sign, nah the foremost symbol of one's over inflated ego and slippery slope to neuroticism. Perhaps psychoanalysis is called for, then perhaps we'll know the extend of your intellectual superiority.

Please lay down on the couch and tell me about you're childhood, your father and your mother so that I may win.


Dr. Sigmund, you're a fraud, and I win.


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Treppa wrote:
Extra spoons.

It's a trap!


Sasha Nein wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
*click* *click* *click*
Brain Tumbler is online.

Vascinating. Vhere do I vind vone. Not a brain tumbler. I have several.

I mean a Gary Teter.

Ja!


That sir, without meeting in person, I would believe. :-)


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I've heard that before.

Applied to you?


Witness the power!

:::Holds up a shiny radiating BLT sandwich in an aura of white sunlight for all to see:::

Mmmmmmm, goooooood.


The Minis Maniac wrote:
I had a dream that my super huge minis order arrived!!! Then I woke up and was sad. :(

Sorry to hear that. Please take a seat and lay back on my couch. We have much to discuss.


You vant to murder your Pfather and love your mother somevhere along those lines of psychobabble. Was ist?! Vhere are my Austrian manners?

Guten Morgan Orthos!


You vish to consume the BLT. It is symbol of unresolved conflict that vill manifest as Thanatos. You vish to eat the bacon in order to become the pig. Javohl?


Aberzombie wrote:
Mrgh.

It's all right.


You have my sympathies. Cigar?


Brwaaaktor, Eldest Chicken wrote:
Which came first, the chicken, or the egg?

The Omelet did.


JMD031 wrote:
Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote:
TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it.
No way man, I'm his therapist. I'm licensed in the state that he's from. Besides you can't handle the TOZ.
I'd use a mallet, if the situation required it. :P
Boy you are a fraud, everyone knows that ECT is the way to go.
I have the jumper cables and the car battery. Do we start before or after psychotherapy?
What kind of therapist doesn't know the answer to that question? A bad one that's what.

Well, at least I'm not using Dianetics.


TOZ wrote:
Well, this thread has taken a disturbing turn.

Nonsense, electricity is good for you.


JMD031 wrote:
Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote:
TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it.
No way man, I'm his therapist. I'm licensed in the state that he's from. Besides you can't handle the TOZ.
I'd use a mallet, if the situation required it. :P
Boy you are a fraud, everyone knows that ECT is the way to go.

I have the jumper cables and the car battery. Do we start before or after psychotherapy?


JMD031 wrote:
Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote:
TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it.
No way man, I'm his therapist. I'm licensed in the state that he's from. Besides you can't handle the TOZ.

I'd use a mallet, if the situation required it. :P


JMD031 wrote:
No rant today...or tomorrow as it is my drill weekend. I'll be back Sunday with a rant about The Euro Currancy Crisis.

Take your time, lead it build up, and will we begin the next phase of catharsis on Monday.


TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it.