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Scarab Sages

Xoxolat Chocolates specializes in single-origin and unusual chocolates such as the West Coast Breakfast Bar, made with milk chocolate, maple carmelized bacon, and espresso.

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Aberzombie wrote:
Xoxolat Chocolates specializes in single-origin and unusual chocolates such as the West Coast Breakfast Bar, made with milk chocolate, maple carmelized bacon, and espresso.

o_O ... where can I find this manna of the gods? Must check French Broad Chocolate Lounge during my lunch break ...


I need another BLT. STAT!

The Exchange

Doctor, We don't have any BLTs ready for surgery.

Also, you aren't a doctor.


I had bacon for breakfast. Yum.

Scarab Sages

Now, when you get a bit of bacon stuck between your teeth, you can remove it with bacon-flavored tooothpicks available at neatoshop.com


I made the mistake/excellent decision of buying some bacon. Last night I woke up at 2 am to go to the bathroom... Passing through the kitchen I decided I also needed to make some bacon.

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Irontruth wrote:
I made the mistake/excellent decision of buying some bacon. Last night I woke up at 2 am to go to the bathroom... Passing through the kitchen I decided I also needed to make some bacon.

I am hoping the story ends there and does not go on to include a painful awakening from grease spatter burns in areas-that-were-not-meant-to-experience-such-things-but-inevitably-do-when- one-craves-bacon-in-the-middle-of-the-night-during-a-hot-summer-and-is-not- awake-enough-to-realize-one-should-probably-grab-a-robe-or-some-such-before -creating-sizable-amounts-of-hot-sizzling-and-spattering-grease.


Tirq wrote:

Doctor, We don't have any BLTs ready for surgery.

Also, you aren't a doctor.

Incorrect sir! I am a psychiatrist and I tell you BLT is good brain food.

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BluePigeon wrote:


Incorrect sir! I am a psychiatrist and I tell you BLT is good brain food.

Well then, Bring on the BLT... Dr...


zylphryx wrote:
Irontruth wrote:
I made the mistake/excellent decision of buying some bacon. Last night I woke up at 2 am to go to the bathroom... Passing through the kitchen I decided I also needed to make some bacon.
I am hoping the story ends there and does not go on to include a painful awakening from grease spatter burns in areas-that-were-not-meant-to-experience-such-things-but-inevitably-do-when- one-craves-bacon-in-the-middle-of-the-night-during-a-hot-summer-and-is-not- awake-enough-to-realize-one-should-probably-grab-a-robe-or-some-such-before -creating-sizable-amounts-of-hot-sizzling-and-spattering-grease.

Nope, nothing like that. It's just the tempting nature of having it in the house. I'm also past due for making my yearly bacon explosion, I'll have to plan that sometime soon.


Witness the power!

:::Holds up a shiny radiating BLT sandwich in an aura of white sunlight for all to see:::

Mmmmmmm, goooooood.

Liberty's Edge

Are you people still talking about bacon?!

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What, you think bacon is not worth discussing? In depth? Continuously? Mmmmmmm, bacon.


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:::Slaps Gark with a holy BLT:::

Feel the power of bacon and grease!

Scarab Sages

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Either you like bacon, or you're wrong.


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Are you people still talking about bacon?!

BURN THE HERETIC!!!!


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Pyromaniac wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Are you people still talking about bacon?!
BURN THE HERETIC!!!!

Or maybe cure him in salt...

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Irontruth wrote:
Pyromaniac wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Are you people still talking about bacon?!
BURN THE HERETIC!!!!
Or maybe cure him in salt...

How about we Cure him in salt... Then burn him? We'll make a bacon effigy out of him.


I prefer my bacon still a little chewy, but you can burn it a little if you like.

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I like mine chewey as well... but I like fire... What a decision.

Liberty's Edge

If you had any respect for my beliefs you'd pickle me.


You didn't insult pickles though.


Well, Gark, obviously we don't.

I think we cure him in salt, smoke him over a mixture of hickory and applewood, then slice him thick and cook him over an open fire. And while I prefer my bacon chewy as well, just don't burn it and I'm happy.

Scarab Sages

Store bacon in the coldest area of your refrigerator. Once the package has been opened, it should be used within a week.

Silver Crusade

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Bacon? Eggs? Pancakes?

Yes, please!

Good breakfast this morning...


:::Looks at CH with Jealous eyes:::


The front of refrigerators should have a bacon dispenser. Bacon delivery men should drop off bacon door-to-door. A slab of bacon in every skillet!

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Soldier with bacon-refrigerator: "I need to reload!"

Thankyou all I'll be here all... ever.

Scarab Sages

My favorite animal is bacon.

-Fran Lebowitz


The first American satire referenced bacon twice.


Both two Subway sandwiches for dinner and I forgot the bacon. F<-->k!

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BluePigeon wrote:
Both two Subway sandwiches for dinner and I forgot the bacon. F<-->k!

Your bacon card is revoked until you eat some smoked and fried pig belly, mister pigeon.


bacon!


zylphryx wrote:
BluePigeon wrote:
Both two Subway sandwiches for dinner and I forgot the bacon. F<-->k!
Your bacon card is revoked until you eat some smoked and fried pig belly, mister pigeon.

:::Sobbing:::

Yeeeeesss, sir. Tomorrow morning sir


Dammit Pigeon! There's no crying in the Marine Corps!


not even if they article 15 your bacon?


baacon


bacon!bacon!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
bacon!bacon!

bacon!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
bacon!bacon!
bacon!

bacon!


Bacon?


It is not a question. it is the answer.


google translate: gran rey los bacon is "false prophet of turkey bacon, evil C.H.U.D."


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The front of refrigerators should have a bacon dispenser. Bacon delivery men should drop off bacon door-to-door. A slab of bacon in every skillet!

With that slogan you should run for something. Possibly a frying pan.


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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

google translate: gran rey los bacon is "false prophet of turkey bacon, evil C.H.U.D."

I think you're using the internet wrong...

Scarab Sages

Picked up a nice pack of Oscar Meyer center cut bacon at the store today.

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Ah, but have you eaten it yet?

Scarab Sages

American pork belly bacon has 3 grams of fat per slice, the same as a tablespoon of chocolate Haagen-Dazs ice cream.

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Answer the question. Have you eaten the Bacon?!

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