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I'm the one who elevated the discussion to the next logical subject, "Can vampires poop?"

Sounds like a right fair question tah me, since the question of whether skeletons poop has been asked a'fore.

Usually I quickly flip through ta thing to see where all the nudie pikures are. Oh, I mean, I read 'em for the ARTICULES! REALLY I DO!

Not buyin' it? Well does it count if I get Aunt Mama (she's Church-Goin' Folk, so she knows how ta read good) ta read 'em ta me?

I would read 'em meself, but too many big words cause me to take off mah Peasant Hat to scratch mah noggin'. And then the ravens come and peck out mah brain. (Peasant Hat is a ROLE-PLAYING AID, not a FLAW!)

479. Sweating to the Oldies

Molten Dragon is moltin' his old dragon scales! There be GOLD in that thar skin! GOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDD!

...the booze runnin' out. It's mah spinach!

I've been told my septic tank is a fairly dangerous thing. The water treatment guy said somethin' about a Fort save in the triple digits or some such. Guess that would explain why my homestead's safe from otuygh varmints while everybody else is plagued by 'em!

Do you allow commoner flaws?

They're not FLAWS! Peasant Hat is a FEATURE, not a BUG! (Just look at my pickture there!)

It's a ROLE-PLAYIN' AID to keep the hat with the -20 Dippomancy modeefieer on or else ta ravens will come and peck out yer brains!
Mmm, mention of rolls is makin' me a scootch hungry!

212. Q: How do you know when you've had too much alcohol?
A: When there's none left ta drink!

171. Ya wanna answer da age old question of "How many zombies does it take to change a light bulb?"
... event though they won't be invented fer several hundred years.

Yes, but only untils they can get a-hold of them eggs to bring back to their chromatic bosses fer dinner. Them's mighty fine eatin's, there is.

I have opened the Pandora's Box of alternate aliases and now I can't stop! I CAN'T STOP!

149. It beats being a Commoner with the Peasant Hat flaw. (Like my picture here.)

Thankfully none of the staff has taken ME yet. Must be the flies. *COUGHGOUCHCOUGH* Oh I think I just threw up my lung! It's flopping around in the dirt!

I'd like a General Leo from FFVI type character. Honorable soldier who finally sees the straw that breaks the camel's back and decides to stand up to his former superiors.

Only to get stabbed in HIS back? Hopefully your PC will fair better! Everyone out there, take a lesson from Leo and know who the RIGHT side is earlier on!

"And now we see the violence inherent in the system!"