paizo.com Recent Posts by Your Unwashed Messespaizo.com Recent Posts by Your Unwashed Messes2014-09-02T06:51:40Z2014-09-02T06:51:40ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Strangest argument for or against a ruling?Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3bv&page=3?Strangest-argument-for-or-against-a-ruling#1422017-01-03T00:08:57Z2017-01-03T00:08:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm the one who elevated the discussion to the next logical subject, "Can vampires poop?" </blockquote><p>Sounds like a right fair question tah me, since the question <a href="https://youtu.be/BijI8E186XI?t=93" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">of whether skeletons poop</a> has been asked a'fore.Kobold Cleaver wrote:I'm the one who elevated the discussion to the next logical subject, "Can vampires poop?"
Sounds like a right fair question tah me, since the question of whether skeletons poop has been asked a'fore.Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2017-01-03T00:08:57ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: How do you read your Paizo books?Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tpg6?How-do-you-read-your-Paizo-books#292016-06-09T16:05:01Z2016-06-08T21:25:29Z<p>Usually I quickly flip through ta thing to see where all the nudie pikures are. Oh, I mean, I read 'em for the ARTICULES! REALLY I DO!</p>
<p>Not buyin' it? Well does it count if I get Aunt Mama (she's Church-Goin' Folk, so she knows how ta read good) ta read 'em ta me?</p>
<p>I would read 'em meself, but too many big words cause me to take off mah Peasant Hat to scratch mah noggin'. And then the ravens come and peck out mah brain. (Peasant Hat is a ROLE-PLAYING AID, not a FLAW!)</p>Usually I quickly flip through ta thing to see where all the nudie pikures are. Oh, I mean, I read 'em for the ARTICULES! REALLY I DO!
Not buyin' it? Well does it count if I get Aunt Mama (she's Church-Goin' Folk, so she knows how ta read good) ta read 'em ta me?
I would read 'em meself, but too many big words cause me to take off mah Peasant Hat to scratch mah noggin'. And then the ravens come and peck out mah brain. (Peasant Hat is a ROLE-PLAYING AID, not a FLAW!)Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2016-06-08T21:25:29ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: 100 things the villain is doing when 'scrying' is cast on himYour Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pymw&page=6?100-things-the-villain-is-doing-when-scrying#2672016-03-04T19:16:42Z2016-02-25T06:35:22Z<p>479. Sweating to the Oldies</p>479. Sweating to the OldiesYour Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2016-02-25T06:35:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsYour Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=45?False-factoids#22112015-03-04T04:52:27Z2015-03-04T04:52:27Z<p>Molten Dragon is moltin' his old dragon scales! There be GOLD in that thar skin! GOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDD!</p>Molten Dragon is moltin' his old dragon scales! There be GOLD in that thar skin! GOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDD!Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2015-03-04T04:52:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=8?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#3582015-02-27T00:58:04Z2015-02-27T00:58:04Z<p>...the booze runnin' out. It's mah spinach!</p>...the booze runnin' out. It's mah spinach!Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2015-02-27T00:58:04ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Ideas for places you DO NOT want to be as an adventurer.Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ry61&page=3?Ideas-for-places-you-DO-NOT-want-to-be-as-an#1282015-05-17T21:28:02Z2015-02-18T03:51:32Z<p>I've been told my septic tank is a fairly dangerous thing. The water treatment guy said somethin' about a Fort save in the triple digits or some such. Guess that would explain why my homestead's safe from otuygh varmints while everybody else is plagued by 'em!</p>I've been told my septic tank is a fairly dangerous thing. The water treatment guy said somethin' about a Fort save in the triple digits or some such. Guess that would explain why my homestead's safe from otuygh varmints while everybody else is plagued by 'em!Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2015-02-18T03:51:32ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Your Ban ListYour Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzk5&page=3?Your-Ban-List#1122015-02-20T21:13:37Z2015-02-18T03:14:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gark the Goblin wrote:</div><blockquote> Do you allow commoner flaws? </blockquote><p>They're not FLAWS! Peasant Hat is a FEATURE, not a BUG! (Just look at my pickture there!)
<p>It's a ROLE-PLAYIN' AID to keep the hat with the -20 Dippomancy modeefieer on or else ta ravens will come and peck out yer brains!
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Mmm, mention of rolls is makin' me a scootch hungry!</p>Gark the Goblin wrote:Do you allow commoner flaws?
They're not FLAWS! Peasant Hat is a FEATURE, not a BUG! (Just look at my pickture there!) It's a ROLE-PLAYIN' AID to keep the hat with the -20 Dippomancy modeefieer on or else ta ravens will come and peck out yer brains!
Mmm, mention of rolls is makin' me a scootch hungry!Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2015-02-18T03:14:51ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: 150 Reasons for a tavern brawlYour Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qtac&page=4?150-Reasons-for-a-tavern-brawl#1542019-07-29T19:45:32Z2014-10-06T05:37:25Z<p>212. Q: How do you know when you've had too much alcohol?
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A: When there's none left ta drink!</p>212. Q: How do you know when you've had too much alcohol?
A: When there's none left ta drink!Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2014-10-06T05:37:25ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: 100 reasons why someone is a necromancerYour Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pza8&page=3?100-reasons-why-someone-is-a-necromancer#1462014-10-01T08:20:10Z2014-10-01T08:20:10Z<p>171. Ya wanna answer da age old question of "How many zombies does it take to change a light bulb?"
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... event though they won't be invented fer several hundred years.</p>171. Ya wanna answer da age old question of "How many zombies does it take to change a light bulb?"
... event though they won't be invented fer several hundred years.Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2014-10-01T08:20:10ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Do Metallic Dragons ever have kobold underlings?Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2riz7?Do-Metallic-Dragons-ever-have-kobold-underlings#82014-09-27T05:21:32Z2014-09-27T05:21:32Z<p>Yes, but only untils they can get a-hold of them eggs to bring back to their chromatic bosses fer dinner. Them's mighty fine eatin's, there is.</p>Yes, but only untils they can get a-hold of them eggs to bring back to their chromatic bosses fer dinner. Them's mighty fine eatin's, there is.Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2014-09-27T05:21:32ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: What does your Avatar say about you??Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rej8&page=4?What-does-your-Avatar-say-about-you#1572014-09-07T00:18:57Z2014-09-06T20:44:12Z<p>I have opened the Pandora's Box of alternate aliases and now I can't stop! I CAN'T STOP!</p>I have opened the Pandora's Box of alternate aliases and now I can't stop! I CAN'T STOP!Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2014-09-06T20:44:12ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: 100 reasons why someone is a necromancerYour Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pza8&page=3?100-reasons-why-someone-is-a-necromancer#1252014-09-05T05:56:01Z2014-09-05T05:56:01Z<p>149. It beats being a Commoner with the Peasant Hat flaw. (Like my picture here.)</p>149. It beats being a Commoner with the Peasant Hat flaw. (Like my picture here.)Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2014-09-05T05:56:01ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: More new avatar imagesYour Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h2yh&page=12?More-new-avatar-images#5872014-09-11T19:54:15Z2014-09-05T05:49:27Z<p>Thankfully none of the staff has taken ME yet. Must be the flies. •COUGHGOUCHCOUGH• Oh I think I just threw up my lung! It's flopping around in the dirt!</p>Thankfully none of the staff has taken ME yet. Must be the flies. *COUGHGOUCHCOUGH* Oh I think I just threw up my lung! It's flopping around in the dirt!Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2014-09-05T05:49:27ZRe: Forums: Hell's Rebels: 2015 AP is Hell's Rebels!Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rdj2&page=10?2015-AP-is-Hells-Rebels#4572014-09-02T07:03:13Z2014-09-02T07:03:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kairos Dawnfury wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'd like a General Leo from FFVI type character. Honorable soldier who finally sees the straw that breaks the camel's back and decides to stand up to his former superiors.</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Only to get stabbed in HIS back? Hopefully your PC will fair better! Everyone out there, take a lesson from Leo and know who the RIGHT side is earlier on!Kairos Dawnfury wrote:I'd like a General Leo from FFVI type character. Honorable soldier who finally sees the straw that breaks the camel's back and decides to stand up to his former superiors.
Only to get stabbed in HIS back? Hopefully your PC will fair better! Everyone out there, take a lesson from Leo and know who the RIGHT side is earlier on!Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2014-09-02T07:03:13ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Battle Cries!Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ojco&page=8?Battle-Cries#3802014-09-02T06:53:14Z2014-09-02T06:53:14Z<p>"And now we see the violence inherent in the system!"</p>"And now we see the violence inherent in the system!"Your Unwashed Messes (alias of Dreaming Psion)2014-09-02T06:53:14Z