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The arrow pierces the even more evil goblin as he barely survives stuck to the wall by the gooey substance. "Longtongue ....momma meet yous soon..."

Sparques attack hit vorka (-4 DEX from the tanglefoot) and she winces in pain.

"No pokey, no pokey." She whines.

Sensing her feeble attempt of negotiation is going no where, she reverts back to what she knows best. "Ok...I eat you then, sux eyes and chew tongue out first."

She reaches into her pocket {MA} and drops a dart on Sparque's head.

dart, glue: 1d20 + 5 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 5 - 2 = 6;damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

She cackles relentlessly as the dart misses by a foot.

I had a type Mog it should vae been "give" not "five' but five works too.

"Me give boom boom AND bang bangs, but me stuck to wall." She pauses, "Purti colors bluuuuuus and reds and orangy." As she watches Mog dance around like a goblin in heat.

reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

"O'this no guud, Vorka sticky to wall, glad she's got no wicky." she contemplates her predicament. The light bulb goes off over her head. "Vorka agree not to eat yous, Vorka lets you live and go away...Vorka even give you boom boom sticks to go away. Guud deal for yous, not so guud deal for Vorka, but Vorka ok with it."

Will save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

The ripples of the magical energy wash over the maniacal druid, she cackles insanely. "I drink holy blood with testies."

reflex 1: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

reflex 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

"Grrrrrwwww, I'll cut you're tasti testies and gnawl on 'em like meatballs."

Vorka lets out cry and creates a flare in front of Mog.
DC 12 fort save or dazzled for 1 minute

Longtongue's reflex:

LT: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

The singe frog bites at friegaar again,

bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14;damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

"Gutwad, butt wad, Stinky like poo." he cackles in a goblin rhyme.

Sparque and Friegaar have actions remaining.

RD 2: Vorka and Lord Longtongue

Vorka's evil cackling is interwoven with mighty spell,

concentration: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
*this will be violent motion while casting since he is clinging ot the wall and being attacked, DC 17

"Vorka summons beast from fire,
Fire sends beast from hell,
Togeth'r we dine on the swine,
Slurp 'em up with a cup of wine."

The spell fails.

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Lord Longtongue

The frog bites at Friegaar,

bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9;damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

but the bite missed.

Sparque's cone shaped spell hits Friegaar, Vorka, and Lord Longtongue

Vorka save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18

Lord LT save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

It's not weapon so +1 doesn't apply.

If Friegaar doesn't role his reflex by mid morning I'll DmPC it.

Updated Map with spell template

RD 1: Vorka

There is cruel cackling sound and the shrill voice tells you, "Your eyes will be popped like prunes in my mouth...a delicacy." She the lights her Desnan candle, which is propped on the ground, at Zunk,

ranged: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
1 HP non-lethal damage and 1 Hp of fire damage.

She then scurries up the wall like spider.

"Juicy eyes, tender liver...don't ruin my dinner." The haunted sounds reverberate from the wooden ship.

Mog and Freigaar still owe the fortitude save.

there is a bone chilling cackle that rises through he floor boards of the ship, as if the knotty weathered wood is haunted. it feelas as if the ship rocks and the floor is rolling. "Tasti brains, soft tongue..." Echoes in the air.

Everyone fort save DC 12, or shaken